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You are sucked into the TV/Monitor, and you are now your favorite kit in the game. Which BSNer do you trust the most to take the controls and play?


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smeckie

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Dobby. She's the only one I want playing with me and that I want to play with. I would intentionally go down on her.
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Han Shot First or themikefest

 

PS: would dance for irl date with either of them.


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The NightMan Cometh

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I only trust myself with my Slayer

 

 

Boogey can take control of my vanillaAsariDept.....

 

QMR can take my QFI by her reigns ......



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RidiculousMammal

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If I were to choose a guy, I'd go with Cassandra Saturn, too.  If I were to choose another guy, probably Deerber.  The way he gently grasps the mouse with his dexterous, dominant hand, as he tickles the left mouse to fire off bursts of rounds, one after another, sometimes stopping to tease and reload his big gun.  His left hand, though so subtly so, caresses each key with tenderness and caring, controlling every twist, turn, contorted position, and movement like he is a master puppeteer.  He then mashes the spacebar, repeatedly and with increasing firmness, for every action in the game, burning with fiery passion, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, until he's done taking cover, pressed firmly against each thick, hard wall and piece of cover and can finally sprint to the finish. All along, no matter how many times I go down on him, he brings me back up, makes me feel special.   He'll guide me to extract at the pinnacle of excitement, thoroughly thrashing both his targets and my body in the process.

 

Then he throws some sticky credits in my face and tells me to buy a Spectre Pack and treat myself.  

 

What a guy. <3

 

:o :o :o  That was hot.

 

  ..... is this a preview to your novel 50 Shakes at Gay?


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All Kits - Jay Hoxtatron (for obvious reasons)


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Dovakiin_N7

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If I were to choose a guy, I'd go with Cassandra Saturn, too. If I were to choose another guy, probably Deerber. The way he gently grasps the mouse with his dexterous, dominant hand, as he tickles the left mouse to fire off bursts of rounds, one after another, sometimes stopping to tease and reload his big gun. His left hand, though so subtly so, caresses each key with tenderness and caring, controlling every twist, turn, contorted position, and movement like he is a master puppeteer. He then mashes the spacebar, repeatedly and with increasing firmness, for every action in the game, burning with fiery passion, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, until he's done taking cover, pressed firmly against each thick, hard wall and piece of cover and can finally sprint to the finish. All along, no matter how many times I go down on him, he brings me back up, makes me feel special. He'll guide me to extract at the pinnacle of excitement, thoroughly thrashing both his targets and my body in the process.

Then he throws some sticky credits in my face and tells me to buy a Spectre Pack and treat myself.

What a guy. <3

:D

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Xcal



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NuclearTech76

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Lol, Kouzrah or Panda. If I'm going to die I at least want a hot grill at the controls of my body.


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BroJo can control my characters. He already controls Geth in our games. Yes...all of them..in all games...all the time. 


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I'd be a Salarian Engineer, so probably Salarian Jesus. 


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Schachmatt123

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Drellguard- and Adept = Deerber

Volus = Binary Helix

Vorcha = FTL Dodo :wub:

Everything else =FTFTL


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Bud Halen

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Jugger would do my BF3 pit-stain bandit justice.

Needs somebody with a certain rhythm -- for peppering yourself into the "killed by" feed.


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FluffyCannibal

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QMR. I don't trust any of you not to grope me and/or scream at me in Welsh.

QMR is allowed to grope me though  :wub:


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Why would I trust anybody?


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Darth Volus

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Drellguard- and Adept = Deerber

Volus = Binary Helix

Vorcha = FTL Dodo :wub:

Everything else =FTFTL

 

Kssshhhsk, why me as a Volus. Earth Clan?  :P



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Doesn't matter, I'm ascending the frag off this map after the first biotic charge.



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The NightMan Cometh

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that would be the one & only TechnoTurian...she can be me as a Turian Sentinel w an Arc pistol..I trust her 100% to get us thru Condor Collectors in under 20 minutes...plus..we are fat turians..so, there's that.


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No one as i would b forced to go CQC with a Claymore & propably melee/headbutt all the things.

My mind would b devastated lol

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MzAdventure

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SilentStep79 can handle ​play with me anytime he likes ;)


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SilentStep79

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SilentStep79 can handle ​play with me anytime he likes ;)

 

oh my :wub:  :wub:  :wub:  and um...yes pls?


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I'd find a way to get synced or stomped before anyone even noticed so whoever



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Cyonan, because he is the only non retarded person on this forum.


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probably some drunk.

 

ps - dl:dr anything outside of topic title. And now I've got to go again.



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d_nought

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All Kits - Jay Hoxtatron (for obvious reasons)

 

Phoenix Adept off host with a GPS

 

rip



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PatrickBateman

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Cyonan, because he is the only non retarded person on this forum.


If he/she is the only "non-retarded" person on this forum, well that would by default make you a retard as well right?
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