A new faction, based on the Witcher series, called the Troll faction. The individual trolls would be named after BSN celebrities and would act accordingly. Some would run off and solo by themselves. Others would read your actions and give you exactly what you were not looking for. 90% of them would collapse laughing and flood your omnitool with gifs.
Their language would consist of jibberish, but there would be hints of "nub", "OP", "rekt", "lawlz", "goml", but mostly "l2p" in their native language. Their boss unit would be Badassandra Skatburn, a hulking mech, piloting a fighter plane, raining hot, flaming nonsense upon you with a spiteful wrath of a million divorcees.
Tactical cloak does not work on herm, but fortunately s/he's composed of 100 heads and headaches, so you get a juicy damage boners when shooting herm, if you can hit herm.
The credits you get are randomized. Even so, the credits that do appear at the end are often not what you get. The store has a new pack, called "EA Support lol", and you either get all level IV equipment (about 10 items) or you have to listen to the trolol song or rick troll song in full duration.
Also, all Drell crotchpads have the Italian flag now, because Deerber.
Oh, and Brilliant Surge.
I lost it at Badassandra Skatburn.
The return of SPECTRE and SPECTRE try-outs
Fun times.





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