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[Learn To Love Yourself]

Theriouthly, I'm tho thick and tired of PUGth exthpecting to be carried in any difficulty above Thilver.  They thtride into my lobby, no equipment whatthoever, and you know they don't have any medigel or opth packth.  Invest in a Jumbo Equipment Pack thometime, for God'th thake!

 

Thorry, but it'th just tho fruthtrating to conthtantly have to carry PUGth.  I don't mind tholoing, but it maketh the match tho much longer!

 

Maybe it'th my fault.  Thometimeth I feel tho thtupid thtarting the match with 3 Thuriken Juggieth with no equipment.

 

Do you have Inthtagram?  Wanna play thometime?

[Olivia Wilde]

and we are done here

[Teh_Ocelot]

Do you even PUG bro?

[Al Swearengen of Deadwood]

I'm flattered my drunken rage post has received a parody. Or should I be insulted?

[Catastrophy]

Zis is ze true nightmare of ze average learner of ze English.

[Teh_Ocelot]

Altho, theriouthly, whoever put an "eth" in the word "lithp" ith an abtholute athhole...theriouthly.

[Bud Halen]

Thothe ath-holes all thuck.

Thertainly NOTHING like the betht of the betht: Thtarth of BThN!

 

[The NightMan Cometh]

---LOL OP.... last night

 

I drop into a GIP...2 people having a conversation about what type of "people" ...live in their neighborhoods..--translate that into exactly what it sounds like....<--- aka  a very mase risest convo...

 

when pug 1 says.."Oh man...you are going to have to pick me up every time I drop"

 

 pug 2 reply's " Why do I gotta do that"...     pug 1 "Cuz I forgot that I have no medi-gel or shield packs..I forgot to buy them."

 

pug 2"  "Oh ( excrement ) son,  I forgot to buy those too...how many missiles do you have?"    pug 1 " ZERO."

 

meh....I am sure at 1 point in my PUG life this happened to me....just can't remember how long ago

 

 

Even when I was first breaking into gold..I remember never expecting / hoping to get carry'd....ever...I have always wanted to destroy everything & top score...Must be the BSN in me.

[TMB903]

Obligatory "That's what she said" remark (and yes I know this is a play on words with a recent thread )

[Salarian Master Race]

I have my grandmother on speed-dial

 

Now THAT'S what I call "instagram"

[Olivia Wilde]

I'm flattered my drunken rage post has received a parody. Or should I be insulted?

Both I think

[smeckie]

I'm flattered my drunken rage post has received a parody. Or should I be insulted?

Flatthered.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Theriouthly, I'm tho thick and tired of PUGth exthpecting to be carried in any difficulty above Thilver.  They thtride into my lobby, no equipment whatthoever, and you know they don't have any medigel or opth packth.  Invest in a Jumbo Equipment Pack thometime, for God'th thake!
 
Thorry, but it'th just tho fruthtrating to conthtantly have to carry PUGth.  I don't mind tholoing, but it maketh the match tho much longer!
 
Maybe it'th my fault.  Thometimeth I feel tho thtupid thtarting the match with 3 Thuriken Juggieth with no equipment.
 
Do you have Inthtagram?  Wanna play thometime?

You misspelled "invetht".

[Learn To Love Yourself]

You misspelled "invetht".

Thorry, I wath thneezthing.

[Excella Gionne]

Think of thick and busty grills.

[Ahglock]

Whoo. What a relief. I still only play silver so I can expect to be carried.

I just hope I can carry people on silver when I've played enough to have 10,000 plus medals. I mean damn I'm frequently playing with people who put hundreds if not thousands of hours into this and 3 of them combined still fall apart. And I mean this literally not snarky. I hope I get gud enough to carry people if I put that kind of time in.

Also I hope I don't berate people over the mic apparently assuming they understand my language. I know I don't understand whatever Germanic sounding language I've heard one guy go off on in multiple pugs. Heck maybe he was being nice in the language. It's the internet so I assume otherwise.

[The NightMan Cometh]

^^^ The oxymoronic part is once you git gud enough to carry Gold...It will really start to make you mad once you are doing it on a regular basis . 

 

It's cool to get stupid high scores in the beginning when #2 is nowhere near close to you on the score board...& It will feel good to finish a wave / save a game from failing here & there...but once that starts going Groundhog's Day on you...and you are left finishing a wave more than once in the same game....or for several games in a row......man...oh man...the rage you will feel

 

 

^^^ thats the reason I wish our characters had the option to execute themselves....when I have had enough of carrying a certain group...I will go melee the nearest sync unit..or when it's obvious the group isn't even trying..I will just exit the Animus.

 

 

 

 

the really ironic part of my complaining about carrying pugs..I remember the exact feeling of wanting to get better to be able to do so...

[Salarian Master Race]

 

 

^^^ thats the reason I wish our characters had the option to execute themselves....when I have had enough of carrying a certain group...I will go melee the nearest sync unit..or when it's obvious the group isn't even trying..I will just exit the Animus.

 

 

 

open command console, type suicide

 

PC Master Race

[Learn To Love Yourself]

open command console, type suicide

 

PC Master Race

Incontheivable!

[Swan Killer]

Wow, thith ith awethome.

[frank_is_crank]

Thoo long, didn'th reath.

[Excella Gionne]

Thmy soupth!

 

Thext bookth!

 

Thenemy Spinachth!

 

Paydayth!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

Thomebody had to do it.

[Malaclypse The Younger]

Also I hope I don't berate people over the mic apparently assuming they understand my language. I know I don't understand whatever Germanic sounding language I've heard one guy go off on in multiple pugs.

Yeah, no, it's not German. It's not any language as I'm just making it up. See, mostly I just join PUGs to practice my glossolalia.

[Ahglock]

Yeah, no, it's not German. It's not any language as I'm just making it up. See, mostly I just join PUGs to practice my glossolalia.

I have this hope however unlikely this isn't a joke. Because that would be awesome.