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[Miss This or That]

Actual cannibal Solas Dread Wolf!

 

[jlb524]

He don't eat people...just shems but they ain't real ppl.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

That's racist, dude.

[CoM Solaufein]

My Inky says he does.

[ravenesse]

We are eating the **** out of this!

[SamanthaJ]

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This is what I get for waking up.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Beware the free appetizers during happy hour.

 

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

I was about to make a cannibal joke but then I realized it was in bad taste.

 

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I'll show myself out.

[TobiTobsen]

I was about to make a cannibal joke but then I realized it was in bad taste.

 

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I'll show myself out.

 

But don't come back too late or you'll get the cold shoulder!

[themikefest]

Maybe he's the catalyst in disguise.

 

He harvests your body by storing it in reaper form.

[Mr.House]

He don't eat people...just shems but they ain't real ppl.

You're a shem.

[Fiery Phoenix]

Beware the free appetizers during happy hour.

 

This is honestly creepy

[Cobra's_back]

He likes deep fried, buffalo shem babies most of all.  With a side of kale.

 

He eats elves as well. They are all Shem, because they are lesser beings. You have been excluded from the club.

[ravenesse]

This is honestly creepy

Not really. It's gaelic for 'light'.

[Avejajed]

But don't come back too late or you'll get the cold shoulder!

Oh my god I can't

[jlb524]

You're a shem.

I have indeed achieved shem status

[Darkstarr11]

Well, that went south quickly.

 

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Okay, that was good, I'll admit.  That was Isabela worthy.

[TobiTobsen]

Oh my god I can't

 

[htisscrimbliv]

Glad to see im not the only one who thinks this. Personally i think solas would be a much more compelling villian if he took your arm that turned to stone and just started nibbling on it right in front of you. He'd end the dlc with like a snappy one liner. Something like, "yum, that's inquilicious."

[Cobra's_back]

Glad to see im not the only one who thinks this. Personally i think solas would be a much more compelling villian if he took your arm that turned to stone and just started nibbling on it right in front of you. He'd end the dlc with like a snappy one liner. Something like, "yum, that's inquilicious."

 

I agree. Modern Elves and humans are on the menu. Just think when he was making out with his Modern Elf girlfriend, he was just playing with his food.

[SamanthaJ]

I agree. Modern Elves and humans are on the menu. Just think when he was making out with his Modern Elf girlfriend, he was just playing with his food.

 

Just elves and humans? I envision Qunari burgers and dwarf fries to go with the Krem Brulee (thanks for that, Bull).

[TobiTobsen]

I agree. Modern Elves and humans are on the menu. Just think when he was making out with his Modern Elf girlfriend, he was just playing with his food.

Dude's just stuffing his main course, eh?

Huehuehuehue...

well...

... I should go.

[Dancing_Dolphin]

This explains why he wants all the shems to live as comfortably as possible until he does his thing. Comfortable shems have more fat and are even more delicious! Solas...always thinking ahead.

[Cz-99]

Solas: "I know we've had our differences, Inquisitor. But just one time, before you die, you really ought to try... Shem."

 

Spoiler

 

 

[Ash Wind]

Only the babies. He's that evil, and must be evicerated in the most heinous terms possible.