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What if Michael Bay wrote and directed Mass Effect?


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Queen Skadi

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Not much difference?



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Seboist

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Not much difference?

 

Wait, you mean to tell me he didn't ?


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SetecAstronomy

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Netflix watch, maybe. Put Will Smith as Shepard, I'd bump it up to a Redbox rental.


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Il Divo

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Wouldn't Megan Fox be in the game then?



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dreamgazer

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Wouldn't Megan Fox be in the game then?


The list isn't terribly long, but she'd be an example of someone who'd be even worse as Diana Allers.
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AllianceGrunt

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I thought with all the lens flares it was J.J. Abrams



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Broganisity

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Elhanan

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Dunno; The Last Ship is produced by MB, and it has been quite entertaining for two seasons. Will let the finished product speak for the quality; not grapevines, propaganda, and the like.

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Killdren88

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Aliens representing stereotypes. Asari wouldn't be shown on screen unless sprawled out on the hood of cars. Protag would be a teenager fresh out of highschool more concerned about girls/boys....explosions as far as the eye can see..I can go on.

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DanishViking

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if bay got his hands on mass effect 

 

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AllianceGrunt

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if bay got his hands of mass effect 

 

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10/10 no water



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9TailsFox

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Jive-talking Geth. 


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KaiserShep

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Jive-talking Geth.


Shepard: Legion, what does this code mean?

Legion: I don't do no readin'.

[renegade interrupt] *shoots Legion*

Tali: Keelah. Thank you!
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Have Shia LaBeouf yell HARBINGER instead of OPTIMUS



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Lady Artifice

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::insert gif of the entire galaxy exploding::

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AresKeith

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Have Shia LaBeouf yell HARBINGER instead of OPTIMUS

 

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The list isn't terribly long, but she'd be an example of someone who'd be even worse as Diana Allers.


I like Chobot quite a bit outside of ME3, but I can honestly say Megan Fox would have been an improvement for Diana Allers.

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mickey111

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explosions.



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Youknow

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This should be fun: 

 

* Your character is always male. 

* Your character has both parents, but they always give him uncomfortable sex talk in front of his "would be" girlfriend. They are also so stupid you'll wonder how they managed to know how to conceive your character. 

* The girlfriend-to-be will be a party member and always have higher stats than you despite being the same level or lower. She's infinitely more competent at life than you. 

* All of your party members will be higher in level than you as well and level faster than you. The party must include two soldiers, 1 will be a "funny" guy with technical skills. The rest are optional or die outside of your girlfriend. 

* You will stumble upon some sort of secret governmental project that is hosting the villain unknowingly. 

* Every enemy will have a large AoE explosion when they die. 

* In every scene, you will start unarmed forcing you to actually find a weapon first despite knowing that you are in danger, your character is too stupid to actively carry any real firearm with them to defend themselves. 

* Finally, if there's still a charisma system, you'll never have enough charisma to convince anyone but your girlfriend about things. 

 

Actually, playing through the game as a complete loser sounds like fun. 


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The Hierophant

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GoTY



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Rappeldrache

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I take James Gunn! So we play all as Racoons with HUUUGGGE weapons! And Wolverine as love interest ... hrhrhrhr I see a lot of fluffy children, very fluffy children with sharp teeth. :lol:



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Morty Smith

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It would be a fun ride, have huge set pieces and make a lot of money.

 

Some nostalgic neckbeards would be miffed tho.