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What if Stephenie Meyer wrote ME:A?


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Donk

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We could have pale, ugly skinny space vampire LI's for fangirls to squeeeeeeeeeee over. And a space werewolf.

 

It would sell lots of copies. Discuss.



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Nah, I would rather for E. L. James to write the next game. We need "50 shades of Garrus". 


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Nah, I would rather for E. L. James to write the next game. We need "50 shades of Garrus". 

 

With a cameo appearance from Iron Bull!

 

(It's actually really sad that I know what 50 shades is about)


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discuss? discuss this: IQ tests should be mandatory before making threads. or at least an automatic thread removal system which deletes a thread if it detects a great amount of bull droppings in the starting post.

 

this one is a prime candidate.


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Sparkly aliens?



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discuss? discuss this: IQ tests should be mandatory before making threads. or at least an automatic thread removal system which deletes a thread if it detects a great amount of bull droppings in the starting post.

 

this one is a prime candidate.

 

B-but... I w-was.. j-just.. trying t-to.. *sniffle* f-fit in.. :crying:



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Not much difference. Just different LI threads.


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I have to disagree, sparkly vampires and overly emotional werewolves are not stereotypes. I'm all for stereotypes.


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The romance in the game would still have 0 differences.


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I have to disagree, sparkly vampires and overly emotional werewolves are not stereotypes. I'm all for stereotypes.

 

And pandering. Don't forget pandering.



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If it was written by George R. R. Martin instead, a Suicide Mission really would be a suicide mission.

 

 

... and if you survived it you'd probably end up getting literally stabbed in the back afterwards.



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When she wrote sci-fi wasn't it more parasitic aliens? Like Animorphs without the Animorphs.


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ADelusiveMan

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I'd pick Destroy Ending again if that happened


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Only if we get some abuse BDSM fanfiction in the romances.



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Battlebloodmage

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Only if we get some abuse BDSM fanfiction in the romances.

The world needs more BDSM. I imagine my safe word is harder while discussing it with Iron Bull.


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If it was written by George R. R. Martin instead, a Suicide Mission really would be a suicide mission.

 

 

... and if you survived it you'd probably end up getting literally stabbed in the back afterwards.

 

If that fellow joined BioWare to write I'd definitely pre-order. Imagine all that dark, gritty, depressing sh*t going on.. you'd choose to romance somebody just so they would be killed.. and those who wanted Hawke/Bethany in DA2 to be a thing, could not only rejoice but have wild, rough sex on their child's grave.

 

The possibilities could be endless!



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AllianceGrunt

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If she did write it the romances would be "You're like my own personal brand of Hallex".  :rolleyes:



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If that fellow joined BioWare to write I'd definitely pre-order. Imagine all that dark, gritty, depressing sh*t going on.. you'd choose to romance somebody just so they would be killed.. and those who wanted Hawke/Bethany in DA2 to be a thing, could not only rejoice but have wild, rough sex on their child's grave.

 

The possibilities could be endless!

 

I think Bioware already has that part down..

 

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I would trust Joel Schumacher with nipple and ass armor to write a better story than that talentless hack who ruined Vampires for me.

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Laughing_Man

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Who?...



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Massa FX

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No.



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Funny how the Spike Lee thread got locked for "spam" but this thread stays open.

 

Bioware racist?



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Funny how the Spike Lee thread got locked for "spam" but this thread stays open.

Bioware racist?


Mods here are very selective and inconsistent.

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discuss? discuss this: IQ tests should be mandatory before making threads. or at least an automatic thread removal system which deletes a thread if it detects a great amount of bull droppings in the starting post.

 

this one is a prime candidate.

truer words have never been spoken



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...................................................................................................................................................................Now I understand why the reapers want to kill us.


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