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[AtreiyaN7]

If either Stephenie Meyer OR E.L. James were involved, I would take my game discs out of the box and proceed to smash every single one of them into tiny, tiny pieces with the nearest available hammer. I already have to read enough terrible fiction novels by self-publishing authors as it is thanks to my job. *rolleyes*

[Broganisity]

You see those Asari x Hanar games they sell on Shin Akiba?

[ComedicSociopathy]

Well, we'd be forced to have a pale brown-haired female PC who suspiciously looks exactly like Meyer, who acts both undeservedly superior and sheepishly modest at same time, who constantly throws herself into danger without giving a single f**k about her life or the lives of anyone beside her LI, someone whose perfectly willing to gather a cast of racially offensive stereotypes so that they can be sacrificed to save the life of her mind-raping, jailbait, creepy as all hell CG mutant baby and her brainwashed teenage pedophile LI, while at the same time boring everyone to death by being utterly passive while her abusive, obsessive and even genocidal boyfriend solves all her problems for her.

 

Oh, and all your dialogues choices are going to be either "I wish I was as pretty as X female character" or "My LI is a glowing angel with no faults whatsoever".   

[Seboist]

Funny how the Spike Lee thread got locked for "spam" but this thread stays open.

 

Bioware racist?

 

They did have the sole black manfu be a deadbeat dog that knocked up another woman and dumped the PC....

[Fredward]

Who?

[Donk]

I have a feeling certain people don't understand that this is a **JOKE** thread.

 

Now, about those I.Q tests...

[ModernAcademic]

Jesus frigging Christ.

[Cribbian]

Mass Effect Jacob vs. Twilight Jacob 
 

[Remix-General Aetius]

I have a feeling certain people don't understand that this is a **JOKE** thread.

 

Now, about those I.Q tests...

 

if your idea of a joke is following the most retarded trend I've ever seen.........

[JenMaxon]

I thought this was a game for adults?

[BioWareMod05]

This thread is considered spam and is now locked.