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[Shadow Quickpaw]

In the spirit of my previous thread detailing our Inquisitors' nicknames given by Varric, I would like to continue the tradition by having anyone who would like to chime in script their Inquisitors' entrance in Varric's book: "All this @#$% is Weird."

 

As read aloud by Cassandra, of course. 

 

"He was never drunk enough for this, or so he would always claim vociferously at every new chunk of weirdness we'd stumble into (often literally, in his case). And there were many. 'I'm the LAST person who should lead this inquisition... Thing. I'll just manage to blow everything up.'"

 

Cass: "Hah hah. If only you knew, my friend (love, if romanced). If only you knew."

 

Edit: How in Mythal's name do I edit that title? I KNOW it's "Your," not "You're." I'm certain going to be crucified for that...

[BabyPuncher]

He was a vapid, incapable dullard who was successful solely on the staggeringly contrived narrative power of being Just That Awesome.

[Fredward]

My Inquisitor's Entrance is festooned with ruffles and glitter thank you very much.

[Xilizhra]

My Inquisitor's Entrance is festooned with ruffles and glitter thank you very much.

How does that work with her pants?

[Fredward]

How does that work with her pants?

 

Mini fade rift.

[Aulis Vaara]

I am inquisitor's entrance?

[Qun00]

I am inquisitor's entrance?

Yes, you are Inquisitor's entrance.

[Shadow Quickpaw]

Yes, I'm aware of the typo. I just don't know how to change it. All the apologies.

[MrGDL87]

Inquisitor Trevelyan was a chivalrous beacon of hope for the people of Thedas. He couldn't say no to helping people and would assist with the most trivial tasks.

 

"I am the Inquisitor. And how can I help you on this good day citizen?"

Cassandra: I would've have thought this was an overused cliché by Varric but this is pretty spot on

 

The Inquisitor also adorned Orlesian masks wherever he went. Hardly anyone got a glimpse of the man behind the mask.

Cassandra: Now what did the inquisitor look like again? Oh no, I've forgotten!

[Nixou]

I want to play too!

 

Ahem:

 

Like too many Marcher Lords, the Inquisitor believed that nothing is more chivalrous than murdering people from a safe distance. Fortunately for the sanity of all involved in his organization, His Worship refrained from wearing his faith on his sleeve, which was a genuine blessing as endless preaching would have rendered all the deadly hiking in Demon Land even more agonizing than it already was.

Cassandra: Why do I feel like Varric is using the Inquisitor as an excuse to settle old grudges?