Alright people here is the thing: You all THINK you know what the best ability is in this game. But a select few actually know what that ability actually is...
Mighty Blow?...Nah
Fade Cloak?..Nope
Dragon Rage?...Noooooo
Hidden Blades?...Not that either
Arcane Barrage?..Getting closer
Ask myself, ask Mortiel, RockTheUniverse, Piffle, KMeeg (HA STILL NO PHYSICAL IMMUNITY AMULET!! ;P ) Rundagutz or Wessamba
We will all tell you the same thing
See spoiler tag ;P
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MUTHAF***IN BACON BARRAGE!!!
Why is this do you ask?
Well let me tell you: WHO DOESN'T LIKE BACON!? Trick Question: Everybody loves it...
If you don't like bacon you suck <------If you get this reference then we can be friends
It is delicious, it is crispy. IT CLOGS ARTERIES! Who doesn't like that?......Exactly everyone does!
If none of that caught your attention then see this next spoiler tag!
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A barrage of bacon deodorant. Who wouldn't want to smell like bacon! Once again, everyone does! I probably would drool alot xD
Cue Bacon Fun Facts:
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Did you know September 3rd is "International Bacon Day" ?
Each year in the US more than 1.7 billion lbs. of bacon are consumed in food service, which is equivalent to the weight of 8.5 Nimitz class aircraft carriers (561000 Lbs = 254456 Kg for them non US folks )
Bacon cures hangovers. If that isn't reason enough, Idk what is!
There is a bust of Kevin Bacon made of bacon
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Bust of Kevin Bacon...MADE OF BACON! <----pretty awesome sh*t right there
Well I am glad I convinced you of it
*edit* Disclaimer: I was awake for a couple days straight when I made this so had no clue what I was doing until it was done
catuta, Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3, Zander-o- et 4 autres aiment ceci
I'm on board. I present something new for BW. We demand bacon armours for our male and female characters. I have some templates for you to work with BW.
Male Armor - with some slight modifications of course
In my heart I am for bacon, but I am opposed to what bacon has become and the nonsense that passes for bacon these days. Until bacon gets its act together in my mind I am against bacon.
In my heart I am for bacon, but I am opposed to what bacon has become and the nonsense that passes for bacon these days. Until bacon gets its act together in my mind I am against bacon.
This is true no doubt what passes for bacon in stores is pretty horrible. Can you imagine if Volkswagen made bacon?