There are a countless number of things PUGs to do to keep us entertained (and annoyed). Any contribution to help PUGs self-identify, and transition to the BSN way, is appreciated. Remember... we were all PUGs once, and young.
PUG def.
noun \ˈpəg\
1. an uninformed player that does little to contribute to match completion, often providing a burden for others to bear
2. any player that uses quickmatch to find a game and end up sorted into a lobby
*** in the the context of this thread, we are only concerned with the former definition (1) above ***
You might be a PUG if...
1. You ready up without gear.
2. You ready up without consumables.
3. You start a public lobby then go AFK.
4. You insist on playing the tech kit with disruptor ammo when you enter a lobby and see three biotics.
5. You get po'd about being locked in the reactor.
6. You get po'd about being intentionally targeted with an a-bomb explosion.
7. It's wave 10 targets, and you save your missiles so you can camp the LZ on extraction.
8. You save all your gels and ops packs so you can camp the LZ on extraction.
9. You attribute bleeding out on the LZ at extraction to other players not supporting you in your camping efforts.
10. You think 20 headshots and 10 waves survived medals are merely myths.
11. You put piercing barrel, piercing mod, and AP/Drill Ammo on an Adas, then vote to kick the guy who tells you it doesn't work.
12. You put Grenade Capacity V on a TGI.
13. You think that someone standing across the map from you is rendering your sniping ability useless, since the enemies won't spawn there.
14. You don't know how bad it is that Shane McLauglin or Marksmad outscored you.
15. You delay the next match because you receive a character card upgrade and feel compelled to change your color scheme.
16. You can't understand why others get upset when you spawn nuke on an objective wave.
17. You go for headshots or direct hits with your missile launcher because you think they do more damage than shooting the ground close to the enemy.
18. You get angry when other players allegedly steal "your" kills.
19. You use all your gels/ops packs when it's down to the last enemy and everyone else on your team is alive.
20. You like standing in the open for long periods of time so that you can "see the enemies better".
21. You do not attempt to position yourself with respect to favorable spawn points at the beginning of each wave.
22. You complain that people are killing things too quickly for you to maintain your vorcha bloodlust / krogan rage.
23. You've never heard of BSN.
24. You think detonating a possessed abomination near a teammate helping with a device is a good thing.
25. The only kit you ever play is the AIU w/ Reegar Carbine and Grenade Capacity V.
26. You host a game, get sync'd on wave 1, then rage quit out of jealousy on wave 2 because you are in last place.
27. Explosive ammo is your favorite consumable.
28. You attempt to revive teammates immediately after they've been downed by a melee attack of a sync kill unit.
29. After being dropped successive times when standing out in the open, you think that the next time will be different.
30. You think that cannibal melee attacks are weaksauce and incapable of dropping you.
31. You think that shooting the abomination currently grabbing your teammate is somehow going to help their situation.
32. You think that reviving a teammate in the midst of dragoons and phantoms is a better approach than dispatching said enemies first.
33. You think that your Paladin's shield is somehow going to deal damage to the enemy by way of reflecting their fire.
34. You join a random lobby as a BotB TGI Harrier and proceed to score last place.
35. You think that camping the player disabling the device, especially in the presence of Banshees, is somehow helpful.
36. You think that activating a device when another player is already enabling it will speed the process.
37. You think that objectives are someone else's responsibility.
38. You brag about all your kills, but as soon as you die, you complain that it is someone else's fault.
39. The melee Juggernaut w/ Omni-Blade and X-Large Hex Shield is your favorite kit.
40. You think that exclusively targeting Banshees and other boss units will somehow clear the wave faster.
41. You think your score improves by combining as much as possible from this list.
42. You proceed to follow the player who already has their missile launcher out for a target wave and proceed to try to beat them to the punch and wind up shooting a missile at the now dead spawn.
43. When the above happens, you claim that "your" killstreak was stolen, and promptly rage quit.
44. When a competent juggernaut duo decides the situation is too hot to tank and falls back, you run in.
45. You demand people revive you instead of gelling even when they are on the opposite side of the map.
46. You insist on biotic charging everything including that phantom that just swung her sword or freshly placed turret.
47. You don't take time to clear the turret that just caused a pile up in a hall before attempting a revive.
48. You only stick near a teammate when a splash attack is about to hit you.
49. After meleeing an enemy with the Warlord, you don't understand why the display changed, and promptly check your monitor for a loose connection.
50. You think Volus are only good for spamming Shield Boost and healing teammates.
51. Your average life expectancy is 30 seconds.
52. The N7 Fury is your favorite heavy weapons platform.
53. You don't know what "kiting" is.
54. You camp in the same place the entire match, regardless of enemy situation (most notably far storage container on Firebase Rio aka Box of Shame)
55. You think that a player's N7 rating somehow corresponds to their ability level.
56. You assume that a player with a BotB banner will be able to carry the match for you.
57. You play a level 20 character and get outscored by the level 1 that just dropped into the lobby.
58. You think promoting classes somehow makes your characters more powerful.
59. You think that the PPR is a completely inferior AR, on par with the Avenger.
60. You refuse to use medi-gel, and any time you bleed out, you complain that it was someone else's fault for not reviving you.
*This is a running list composed of contributions from members of this forum. Have a good one? Include it in reply!
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