*Goes to investigate* but suddenly...
a wild naked Asari appears...
*Goes to investigate* but suddenly...
and shoots shepards sex-life
until then he began The
Human Mating Ritual and attempted
self flagellation in microgravity, interesting
a nearby Avina, who inquired
about a Human mating totem
Turns out it's just tequila.
that was stolen by Zevran
who shouldn't have been there
Because hey, it's free booze.
Then All the N7's Gathered
To Mourn The Milky Way
after a Black Hole ate it
ending the universe we know
But the Reapers reconstructed it...
Making stuff is expensive now
So EA drains our wallets
to pay wages and costs.
Carry on my wayward son....
...for the Dark One rises...
For another sequel that will...
ruin the poor franchise forever