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Practically the opposite than "-u-might-be-a-pug-if"
And true to form - this will be a running- and not maintained list.


- quitting a lobby without notice when a buddy invites in another lobby
- however, when u do accidently join a PUG where 2 BSN'ers are present, it quickly turn into a pi**ing contest - even between buds.
- griping about non- optimal loadouts vs complaining about too optimal loadout
- Challenge points and N7 means nothing but its inversely proprotional to the verbal /chat abuse you have to take.
- In the remote chance that u do manage to outscore a BSN'er - the next game will be equipped to the teeth with the highest possible damage loadout L10 weapons, L3/L4 mods, L20 char. To avoid retaliation, the second game will be the last.
- the best place to die is under a BSN'er, anywhere else is "the opposite side of the map"
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You dont want to know what I do with my socks


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I am drunk enough not to really understand what the topic is really about..I do use my mic all the time on Xbox..nobody ever responds...ever..all I am doing is cracking jokes..calling out phantoms..ZERO...nothing.no one turns on their mics...


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Practically the opposite than "-u-might-be-a-pug-if"
And true to form - this will be a running- and not maintained list.


- quitting a lobby without notice when a buddy invites in another lobby
- however, when u do accidently join a PUG where 2 BSN'ers are present, it quickly turn into a pi**ing contest - even between buds.
- griping about non- optimal loadouts vs complaining about too optimal loadout
- Challenge points and N7 means nothing but its inversely proprotional to the verbal /chat abuse you have to take.
- In the remote chance that u do manage to outscore a BSN'er - the next game will be equipped to the teeth with the highest possible damage loadout L10 weapons, L3/L4 mods, L20 char. To avoid retaliation, the second game will be the last.
- the best place to die is under a BSN'er, anywhere else is "the opposite side of the map"

 

QFT.  LOL.



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You dont want to know what I do with my socks

you ejaculate inside them?

uh, so what do we post in this thread, exactly?
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I bought a Amazon FireStick, it was a life changing decision.
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you ejaculate inside them?

uh, so what do we post in this thread, exactly?

 

You might be a PUG if you are unsure what to post in this thread, lol (j/k)



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Here's one that I'm guilty of:  I ready up with a Krogan for U/U/P... then we get Geth/Condor and I quit before the wave 1 banner appears.


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Here's a few more while I'm at it:

 

- I bring AC5 to virtually every platinum game, just so I can nuke the waves that are most annoying to me personally, like collector waves 4 (double banshee/double scion) and 8 (double prime/praetorian), as an example.

 

- I am going to shoot all 9 missiles every single time.  I apologize if this is annoying to you.

 

- If we're playing platinum and a reegar carbine is not my primary weapon, it is probably going to be my sidearm.  Deal with it: for every second a wave is extended, the probability of PUG-sync kill / bleedout increases, and hence the probability of a team game becoming a solo also increases.


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* You know its time for a coffee break if ,you, (peacefully minding your own business) want to finalise the last sniper challenge and a BSNer with shockwave or a venom enters the lobby. Screen shakes galore. +Wasted equipment. Counter measures : Do not use any gel or ops pack in the early waves - if u die so be it. Let he-man display his valour. Most DAWG's can curry comfortably till wave 7. Ride that bloated wave. (Even better : sit on the sideline with ur buds & and discuss why it takes him that long even "with" a venom).

* There are 8 other enemies on the map - after killing six, a true BSNer will shamelessly overwrite your prime on the 7th from biotic to tech or vice versa, finally killing the brute with a snotty smg in one shot , whilst PUG man here is wearing the enemy with a level 4 Phaeton AR - waiting for the !&@ detonator to become available. Don't cry : "efficient is gud". (Psst. Insider tip to PUG's :

- shield boost the DAWG with a volus, each time he/she's reloading to temporarily disable his/her weapons. The result of seeing them run unwittingly into the next fray - scurrying around with ML - just to be thrown out again is priceless.

- stand close behind a DAWG while he is taking command of a banshee/boss/mini. He will optimally time his retreat -facing forwards Just to stumble into you and getting sync'ed grabbed.
** evil laughter **)

* the "lazy" Scorehoarding DAWG- holds back fire until a set 4 bars is left on a heavy - and then deliver the killing blow/combo. Counter this by overwriting his primes with something opposite. Timing is important. Allowed - because you =PUG.

*a phase disruptor is annoying? No problem- run ahead into the LOS -phase disrupor man's power cannot pass through you.

In retrospect could also be named gnat stuff and counter tactics

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I throw on the Paladin, turn that headset up to max, spam Cyro Explosions, and strap my headphones to my crotch.


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I throw on the Paladin, turn that headset up to max, spam Cyro Explosions, and strap my headphones to my crotch.


Now if you were Nat, and had your hat on, the headphones would be rendered useless.

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Either none of that ever happens to me, or I just don't notice it happen when it does.



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Here's one that I'm guilty of:  I ready up with a Krogan for U/U/P... then we get Geth/Condor and I quit before the wave 1 banner appears.

 

You are not the only person to do this .. who the F plays video games to do that no fun scenario?


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You are not the only person to do this .. who the F plays video games to do that no fun scenario?

 

Hydra Geth.



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Hydra Geth.

 

While this is unpleasant, IMO it doesn't compare to the depths of Geth Condor *shudders



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I landed in a formerly active BSNer's lobby, and was followed by another, who is on my friends list.  We rolled Geth Hydra and proceeded to witness the most immense score-hooring I've ever seen, including 'drawing aggro' outside the hack circle (which I think only exists as an acceptable concept in the minds of total whacked out psychos, but whatever, that's just me.)  It wasn't any kind of fun, and I would have quit but for the shock of what I was witnessing, and of course I had to wait to hear the missiles fly on wave 11.


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Practically the opposite than "-u-might-be-a-pug-if"
And true to form - this will be a running- and not maintained list.


- quitting a lobby without notice when a buddy invites in another lobby
- however, when u do accidently join a PUG where 2 BSN'ers are present, it quickly turn into a pi**ing contest - even between buds.
- griping about non- optimal loadouts vs complaining about too optimal loadout
- Challenge points and N7 means nothing but its inversely proprotional to the verbal /chat abuse you have to take.
- In the remote chance that u do manage to outscore a BSN'er - the next game will be equipped to the teeth with the highest possible damage loadout L10 weapons, L3/L4 mods, L20 char. To avoid retaliation, the second game will be the last.
- the best place to die is under a BSN'er, anywhere else is "the opposite side of the map"

 

 

* You know its time for a coffee break if ,you, (peacefully minding your own business) want to finalise the last sniper challenge and a BSNer with shockwave or a venom enters the lobby. Screen shakes galore. +Wasted equipment. Counter measures : Do not use any gel or ops pack in the early waves - if u die so be it. Let he-man display his valour. Most DAWG's can curry comfortably till wave 7. Ride that bloated wave. (Even better : sit on the sideline with ur buds & and discuss why it takes him that long even "with" a venom).

* There are 8 other enemies on the map - after killing six, a true BSNer will shamelessly overwrite your prime on the 7th from biotic to tech or vice versa, finally killing the brute with a snotty smg in one shot , whilst PUG man here is wearing the enemy with a level 4 Phaeton AR - waiting for the !&@ detonator to become available. Don't cry : "efficient is gud". (Psst. Insider tip to PUG's :

- shield boost the DAWG with a volus, each time he/she's reloading to temporarily disable his/her weapons. The result of seeing them run unwittingly into the next fray - scurrying around with ML - just to be thrown out again is priceless.

- stand close behind a DAWG while he is taking command of a banshee/boss/mini. He will optimally time his retreat -facing forwards Just to stumble into you and getting sync'ed grabbed.
** evil laughter **)

* the "lazy" Scorehoarding DAWG- holds back fire until a set 4 bars is left on a heavy - and then deliver the killing blow/combo. Counter this by overwriting his primes with something opposite. Timing is important. Allowed - because you =PUG.

*a phase disruptor is annoying? No problem- run ahead into the LOS -phase disrupor man's power cannot pass through you.

In retrospect could also be named gnat stuff and counter tactics

 

someone needs a hug and a kitten ñ_ñ

 

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Whenever I hook up with Nat with our mics on, we always lose the PUGs after extracting.  They must get overly aroused from our sensual vocal stylings.

 

But they don't leave if we're doing Plat.  I'm sure they realize they're better off doing Plat matches with Nat in the lobby than without him.



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Hehe- Naughty boy-didn't do our homework and read BloodbeforeTears' thread "-u-might-be-a-pug-if",fully, now did we?

Back
to start for you and don't collect any money...

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Hehe- Naughty boy-didn't do our homework and read BloodbeforeTears' thread "-u-might-be-a-pug-if",fully, now did we?

Back
to start for you and don't collect any money...

 

but... but... ok., you dont want a hug and a kitten g_g


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I am drunk enough not to really understand what the topic is really about..I do use my mic all the time on Xbox..nobody ever responds...ever..all I am doing is cracking jokes..calling out phantoms..ZERO...nothing.no one turns on their mics...



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I do exactly the same dude. Nothing. Not a peep. Mind you I did have someone complaining at me for using the ADAS on my human engineer. My gamertag is MrRated82. I play most days. I'm in UK.

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Everyone frowns at the puggernaut (I remember I used it my 1st time on gold) - why?

 

- Only dies half as much as the other PUGs = deals double the damage however feeble it might be.

- It's very predictable. Never sets off spawns where BSN'ers don't want them, just stands in that same spot getting swarmed when the wave begins.

- Does not interfere with your combo's or ruin that sweet headshot you just lined up.

- Crappy weapon and no gear? Doesn't matter just hold that omni tool proud in the air.

- This also means he never steals the the last clip/grenade in the ammo box.

- Attracts a lot of attention. Off course everyone does but at least that hunk of metal can take some punishment.



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*Random's voice*

I was doing the glitch and everything was going fine until wave 6 when we had to recover objects. This guy grabbed the object and went ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP AWAY FROM THE LZ AND STAYED THERE THE WHOLE TIME

Time ran out and we failed...

*breathes*

Like what in the ****** hell! I'm just trying to make some credits so I can get better stuff!

What. a. douche.
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