And the dwarf has no beard?
Random stuff is random. And my day just got a little more surreal.
Josephine's adopted.
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#28
Posté 29 septembre 2015 - 07:07
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And the dwarf has no beard?
Random stuff is random. And my day just got a little more surreal.
I know, right! Beardless dwarf! What sorcery is this!
Except for Varric. His just fell down on his chest.
The most beautiful alligator tree spawn I've ever seen.
Maybe... the only one? The last of her kind? She must be protected at all costs!
I'm calling Greenpeace. They must know of the only Alligator/Tree offspring in the world. It's nature, yo!
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#29
Posté 29 septembre 2015 - 07:27
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Which one's the mother and which one's the father?
#30
Posté 29 septembre 2015 - 07:28
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I'm calling Greenpeace. They must know of the only Alligator/Tree offspring in the world. It's nature, yo!
Heck with that. Kill her and bring it to Minaeve to study.
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#31
Posté 29 septembre 2015 - 07:29
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Heck with that. Kill her and bring it to Minaeve to study.
For what? A damage increase to a now extinct species? 
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#32
Posté 29 septembre 2015 - 07:38
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For what? A damage increase to a now extinct species?
Some times art mimics life.
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#33
Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:29
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She is obviously the spawn of a tree and a alligator.
You conniving little ****! It was YOU who stole my mushie stash! Give them back NOW!
I just had a more serious thought. What if the lovely Lady of the Forest performed the deed with Flemeth (dragon form) using her roots to penetrate in all orifices and used blood magic to conceive?
That would then make Josephine Morrigan's half sister, and explain her strange appearance in Empress Celene's court. It would also make Josephine.. *gasp* another old God!!
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#34
Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:33
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What. The Actual. F*ck. Donk.
That. GIF. If I was having bad reactions to blood'n'guts, I'd be chucking my guts into Lord some-git's helmet right now.
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Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:36
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What. The Actual. F*ck. Donk.
That. GIF. If I was having bad reactions to blood'n'guts, I'd be chucking my guts into Lord some-git's helmet right now.
Why, it's to symbolize that I am digging through guts to get my mushies back.. or at least, the important part of the mushies. 
Psilocybin.
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#36
Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:36
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Another one of those threads that is a WTF moments in history.
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#37
Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:37
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Another one of those threads that is a WTF moments in history.
That could account for the whole BSN.
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#38
Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:38
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Why, it's to symbolize that I am digging through guts to get my mushies back.. or at least, the important part of the mushies.
Never change, Donk...
#39
Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:39
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That could account for the whole BSN.
But this thread deserves it, it's so.... Stupid...
#41
Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:41
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But this thread deserves it, it's so.... Stupid...
Oh believe me, this is nothing.
#42
Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:42
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Oh believe me, this is nothing.
Oh I do. But it's still stupid nevertheless.
#43
Posté 30 septembre 2015 - 09:49
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This is what happens when you take Randy Dowager articles seriously.
"All five scarves are fluttering in shock!"
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