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A "handy" rant about Trespasser and your "friend" SPOILERS...DUH


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I decided to buy Trespasser because I wanted answers about the post-credit scene. I DIDN'T WANT A THOUSAND MORE QUESTIONS!!

 

F****** SOLAS! I thought we were bros! We laughed at Vivs expense together, we said f*** off to the Gray Wardens together, we looked down on the dalish together, sure I skipped through your dialogues, but I thought to ask. It's the thought that counts!

 

And now you want to destroy the world, with me in it presumably, that hurts man. 

And we had all these questions to ask him but none of the questions I wanted to ask.

Why are you being such an psychopath?

Why are you such a racist?

Why are the ancient elves so great? They seem like d***s to me.

 

GOD I WANTED TO KICK YOUR BALD A**! 

Effing I'm not a god but I'm going to decide the fate of this world cuz I can

Bring the Veil down! I JUST SPENT A GAME FIXING THAT SHITE!

 

 

Now for my next rant. Disclaimer: Mildly offensive

 

AWMYGAWDMYHANDMYF******ARM!!!!!

My bada** effing power fantasy Inquisitor now has a stump where and arm should be!

WHAT DA FUQ!?

HATE AMPUTATION!

That shite is freaky. My crazy a** father made me volunteer at a VA hospital when I was a lad. You don't get over that crap, I couldn't even effing look at my once bad** effing power fantasy Inquisitor.

 

WHO THE FUQ TOOK MY ARM OFF CUZ IT WAS NOT ME!!??

 

EFFING SOLAS!?!? 

I hate you so much right now

And yeah he saved my life but if weren't for him I never would of even had that effing green fade power!!!

MY F****** ARM!!

 

I WANT TO KILL THAT BAST*RD!

TAKES MY LOOT, TAKES MY ARM, AND MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A DUMBA**

 

Like yeah the guy about to destroy the whole f****** world was my friend, yeah he's probably worst than Coryphwhatever. 

He doesn't think so though, no mister and high mighty think he's some Jesus effing Christ sent down to save the elves!!!!

And you know, kill other people while he's at it!!

HE'S LIKE A HITLER AND I LIKED HIM!!

 

THIS DLC!! It has me so worked up!!

 

AND I WANT TO HUNT HIM DOWN AND BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY STREAK BUT I CAN'T STAND TO EVEN LOOK AT MY INQUISITOR ANYMORE!


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When the hangover is over, you'll regret having used all that stuff last night.


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LOL welcome to most of our train of thought when we played it!

 

To clarify about the arm. It faded away/dissolved. Solas removed the anchor to stop the spreading, but your arm was already almost destroyed from the meltdown. He managed to stop it from continuing while you chatted, but he could not prevent the inevitable. You had no arm left. There was no chopping off, no severing anything. It just disintegrated.



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I'm angry at Solas too OP.

 

And can I say that I really wish some time was put in to the fact that the Inquisitor lost an arm?  I get that he/she is a badass that still has work to do, but losing an arm is a big freaking deal to be so quickly glossed over.

 

No not even glossed over, but completely ignored.  

 

 

So yeah, you may or may not be drunk OP, but still you make some good points that I also share. 


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I decided to buy Trespasser because I wanted answers about the post-credit scene. I DIDN'T WANT A THOUSAND MORE QUESTIONS!!

 

F****** SOLAS! I thought we were bros! We laughed at Vivs expense together, we said f*** off to the Gray Wardens together, we looked down on the dalish together, sure I skipped through your dialogues, but I thought to ask. It's the thought that counts!

 

And now you want to destroy the world, with me in it presumably, that hurts man. 

And we had all these questions to ask him but none of the questions I wanted to ask.

Why are you being such an psychopath?

Why are you such a racist?

Why are the ancient elves so great? They seem like d***s to me.

 

GOD I WANTED TO KICK YOUR BALD A**! 

Effing I'm not a god but I'm going to decide the fate of this world cuz I can

Bring the Veil down! I JUST SPENT A GAME FIXING THAT SHITE!

 

 

Now for my next rant. Disclaimer: Mildly offensive

 

AWMYGAWDMYHANDMYF******ARM!!!!!

My bada** effing power fantasy Inquisitor now has a stump where and arm should be!

WHAT DA FUQ!?

HATE AMPUTATION!

That shite is freaky. My crazy a** father made me volunteer at a VA hospital when I was a lad. You don't get over that crap, I couldn't even effing look at my once bad** effing power fantasy Inquisitor.

 

WHO THE FUQ TOOK MY ARM OFF CUZ IT WAS NOT ME!!??

 

EFFING SOLAS!?!? 

I hate you so much right now

And yeah he saved my life but if weren't for him I never would of even had that effing green fade power!!!

MY F****** ARM!!

 

I WANT TO KILL THAT BAST*RD!

TAKES MY LOOT, TAKES MY ARM, AND MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A DUMBA**

 

Like yeah the guy about to destroy the whole f****** world was my friend, yeah he's probably worst than Coryphwhatever. 

He doesn't think so though, no mister and high mighty think he's some Jesus effing Christ sent down to save the elves!!!!

And you know, kill other people while he's at it!!

HE'S LIKE A HITLER AND I LIKED HIM!!

 

THIS DLC!! It has me so worked up!!

 

AND I WANT TO HUNT HIM DOWN AND BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY STREAK BUT I CAN'T STAND TO EVEN LOOK AT MY INQUISITOR ANYMORE!

 

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My feelings on Solas post Trespasser are as follows; from a moral standpoint he's the worst companion we've had. Worse than Zevran, Sten, Isabela, Anders, and Loghain. He's a madman consumed in equal parts by a Messiah complex and a Martyr complex. He's no better than Corypheus.

 

But that makes him considerably more interesting than he was previously, so good job on that front.


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LOL welcome to most of our train of thought when we played it!

 

To clarify about the arm. It faded away/dissolved. Solas removed the anchor to stop the spreading, but your arm was already almost destroyed from the meltdown. He managed to stop it from continuing while you chatted, but he could not prevent the inevitable. You had no arm left. There was no chopping off, no severing anything. It just disintegrated.

Eeeeh I can't decide if that's worst or better... nope don't want to think about it!

 

I'm angry at Solas too OP.

 

And can I say that I really wish some time was put in to the fact that the Inquisitor lost an arm?  I get that he/she is a badass that still has work to do, but losing an arm is a big freaking deal to be so quickly glossed over.

 

No not even glossed over, but completely ignored.  

 

 

So yeah, you may or may not be drunk OP, but still you make some good points that I also share. 

F****** yeah! 

And i'm not drunk, I remembered to bleep out my bad words!!


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I felt there was a part of him that really didn't want to go through with his plan but couldn't see any other way and hopes his new friend, the Inquisitor, can show him one.

 

I liked the exchange where you try to redeem Solas and he says, "I would treasure the chance to be wrong again my friend."


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My feelings on Solas post Trespasser are as follows; from a moral standpoint he's the worst companion we've had. Worse than Zevran, Sten, Isabela, Anders, and Loghain. He's a madman consumed in equal parts by a Messiah complex and a Martyr complex. He's no better than Corypheus.

 

But that makes him considerably more interesting than he was previously, so good job on that front.

That whiny crap Anders... now he I never liked.

Solas I did, which makes it worst that he's a homicidal lunatic who through our friendship out the window!!


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Eeeeh I can't decide if that's worst or better... nope don't want to think about it!

 

Especially since if we could have only reached Solas sooner we might have been saved. He said that he kept it from spreading in Haven with the same magic he used at the end to buy time for you to chat. My Inquisitor has an awesome crossbow arm thanks to Sera right now though, so I'm alright.



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Solas is Hitler, Satan, Pol Pat, Tzeentch, Judas, Benedict Arnold and my last boyfriend combined!!!

 

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LOL welcome to most of our train of thought when we played it!

 

To clarify about the arm. It faded away/dissolved. Solas removed the anchor to stop the spreading, but your arm was already almost destroyed from the meltdown. He managed to stop it from continuing while you chatted, but he could not prevent the inevitable. You had no arm left. There was no chopping off, no severing anything. It just disintegrated.

Shame. If he went all yandere at the end of his romance and decided to keep your arm with him forever, I'd be significantly more interested in a Solavellan playthrough.

#bestromance



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I felt there was a part of him that really didn't want to go through with his plan but couldn't see any other way and hopes his new friend, the Inquisitor, can show him one.

 

I liked the exchange where you try to redeem Solas and he says, "I would treasure the chance to be wrong again my friend."

Redeem him? He plans to murder all you know and love!? If he's that goddang unsure about it why the f*** would he even consider it.

I'm not sure jumping of this bridge is the safest thing... but eff that! Im gonna do it anyways. BUT IT'S WORST BECAUSE IT'S MURDERING PEOPLE!


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Especially since if we could have only reached Solas sooner we might have been saved. He said that he kept it from spreading in Haven with the same magic he used at the end to buy time for you to chat. My Inquisitor has an awesome crossbow arm thanks to Sera right now though, so I'm alright.

I rather an arm

 

Solas is Hitler, Satan, Pol Pat, Tzeentch, Judas, Benedict Arnold and my last boyfriend combined!!!

 

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Yeah! He friggin does it to his "love" to! What the hell man!?

 

Shame. If he went all yandere at the end of his romance and decided to keep your arm with him forever, I'd be significantly more interested in a Solavellan playthrough.

#bestromance

Best romance? He lied to you, betrayed you, caused all the breach crap hardship for you, and took your f******* arm!! Masochist!!! 


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I felt the same way when Solas betrayed my Inquisitor in Trespasser. I was thinking, 'Do you honestly think I could ever trust you again after all that's happened? You're dead to me.'     


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Solas is shaping up to be the best BioWare antagonist EVER. He isn't some mustache-twirling lunatic. He's a sympathetic character with good intentions. He's deluded and incredibly dangerous, but hey! That's why he's likely to be the antagonist, not, for example, the hero.

 

All I have to say is that the protagonist of DA4 is going to have to be mighty indeed because Solas can turn people to stone without even looking at them.


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Redeem him? He plans to murder all you know and love!? If he's that goddang unsure about it why the f*** would he even consider it.

I'm not sure jumping of this bridge is the safest thing... but eff that! Im gonna do it anyways. BUT IT'S WORST BECAUSE IT'S MURDERING PEOPLE!

 

Some of us have delved deep into Solas' psyche as well as the past, the lore and Mythal and well, let's just say he IS redeemable, but currently having other issues based on duty, being bound, and many other possibilities we've discussed to death. If we can't stop him without killing him, we would never have been given the option. Something worse is out there.



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Solas is shaping up to be the best BioWare antagonist EVER. He isn't some mustache-twirling lunatic. He's a sympathetic character with good intentions. He's deluded and incredibly dangerous, but hey! That's why he's likely to be the antagonist, not, for example, the hero.

 

All I have to say is that the protagonist of DA4 is going to have to be mighty indeed because Solas can turn people to stone without even looking at them.

Sympathetic character with good intentions?? Did we play the same game? Because all I saw was a supremacist a** who honored us with actually thinking of us as people but is still going to murder us regardless.

 

Some of us have delved deep into Solas' psyche as well as the past, the lore and Mythal and well, let's just say he IS redeemable, but currently having other issues based on duty, being bound, and many other possibilities we've discussed to death. If we can't stop him without killing him, we would never have been given the option. Something worse is out there.

He wants to commit genocide... yeah I'm sure a few weeks at therapy will sort that all out


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Iron Bull totally sucks as well if he betrays you. 

 

That one-eyed, jerkfaced, douche-bro, cow-man, no shirt wearing, 50 Shades of Gray loving, man-****** with horns! 

 

I hope Sera took out your other eye with a poisoned arrow and Vivienne froze your man hood. 

 

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(god this is way to much fun) 


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He wants to commit genocide... yeah I'm sure a few weeks at therapy will sort that all out

 

It's more complicated than that and he practically hints he wants you to stop him, so I'm sticking with believing he won't be our main enemy, but one to watch out for in DA4. Possibly the new Flemeth but far worse.

 

 

Iron Bull totally sucks as well if he betrays you. 

 

That one-eyed, jerkfaced, douche-bro, cow-man, no shirt wearing, 50 Shades of Gray loving, man-****** with horns! 

 

I hope Sera took out your other eye with a poisoned arrow and Vivienne froze your man hood. 

 

:angry:

 

(god this is way to much fun) 

 
Well he DID get pumped full of arrows in the epilogue.  ;)

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It's more complicated than that and he practically hints he wants you to stop him, so I'm sticking with believing he won't be our main enemy, but one to watch out for in DA4. Possibly the new Flemeth but far worse.

 

 
 
Well he DID get pumped full of arrows in the epilogue.  ;)

 

More complicated than that? Maybe, but he outright admitted he didn't see you as people at first. How much more racist, or specist or whatever, can you get? And even after he does it still isnt enough because Solas is all oh my people were sooo much better, sucks you have to die, but bye!

How the eff do you defend that?



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It's more complicated than that and he practically hints he wants you to stop him, so I'm sticking with believing he won't be our main enemy, but one to watch out for in DA4. Possibly the new Flemeth but far worse.

 

 

I'm hoping for another Old God or maybe a Titan. Sandal would being the villain would be a riot. 

 

 

Well he DID get pumped full of arrows in the epilogue.  ;)

 

 

That's my girl.  :D


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I'm hoping for another Old God or maybe a Titan. Sandal would being the villain would be a riot. 

 

We have a female OG and I bet she'll be the last one to fight! It's always the woman.  <_<  :P