I decided to buy Trespasser because I wanted answers about the post-credit scene. I DIDN'T WANT A THOUSAND MORE QUESTIONS!!
F****** SOLAS! I thought we were bros! We laughed at Vivs expense together, we said f*** off to the Gray Wardens together, we looked down on the dalish together, sure I skipped through your dialogues, but I thought to ask. It's the thought that counts!
And now you want to destroy the world, with me in it presumably, that hurts man.
And we had all these questions to ask him but none of the questions I wanted to ask.
Why are you being such an psychopath?
Why are you such a racist?
Why are the ancient elves so great? They seem like d***s to me.
GOD I WANTED TO KICK YOUR BALD A**!
Effing I'm not a god but I'm going to decide the fate of this world cuz I can
Bring the Veil down! I JUST SPENT A GAME FIXING THAT SHITE!
Now for my next rant. Disclaimer: Mildly offensive
AWMYGAWDMYHANDMYF******ARM!!!!!
My bada** effing power fantasy Inquisitor now has a stump where and arm should be!
WHAT DA FUQ!?
I HATE AMPUTATION!
That shite is freaky. My crazy a** father made me volunteer at a VA hospital when I was a lad. You don't get over that crap, I couldn't even effing look at my once bad** effing power fantasy Inquisitor.
WHO THE FUQ TOOK MY ARM OFF CUZ IT WAS NOT ME!!??
EFFING SOLAS!?!?
I hate you so much right now
And yeah he saved my life but if weren't for him I never would of even had that effing green fade power!!!
MY F****** ARM!!
I WANT TO KILL THAT BAST*RD!
TAKES MY LOOT, TAKES MY ARM, AND MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A DUMBA**
Like yeah the guy about to destroy the whole f****** world was my friend, yeah he's probably worst than Coryphwhatever.
He doesn't think so though, no mister and high mighty think he's some Jesus effing Christ sent down to save the elves!!!!
And you know, kill other people while he's at it!!
HE'S LIKE A HITLER AND I LIKED HIM!!
THIS DLC!! It has me so worked up!!
AND I WANT TO HUNT HIM DOWN AND BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY STREAK BUT I CAN'T STAND TO EVEN LOOK AT MY INQUISITOR ANYMORE!





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