So the police showed up at my door last night...apparently my PS4 controller called them to file assault charges against me for savagely beating upon my L1 button time & time again in futile attempts to strategically use a potion at just the right time!
Also disorderly conduct & disturbing the peace for increasing the volume of my frantic speak-to-scream pleas of, "potion, potion, potion...potion...POTION, POTION, POTION, POTION...POTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <voiced by Sterling Archer>
Seriously, why can't this be fixed to be more responsive?
BTW...the Inquisition Captain was going to come bail me out but unfortunately no one could put a barrier on him 'n his Hello Kitty padded helmet self, so he died in a pile of Kung POW chicken shame! Subtle/not-so-subtle hint there? ![]()





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