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[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

VORCHA'S FIRST POEM! SO DON'T LAUGH OR WE'LL BURN SKIN OFF!

 

*ahem*

 

 

 

STARS FILL THESSIA NIGHT SKY!

SHINING BRIGHT LIKE A FIREFLY!

BUT THEN WE LOOK AT YOU!

SKIN A LOVELY SHADE OF BLUE!

FOR YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CAPTURED OUR HEART!

BEAUTY UNMATCHED THAT MAKES US NERVOUS AND FART!

AFTER SPENDING TIME TOGETHER!

WE REALIZE WE BE SOULMATES FOREVER!!

FOR YOU ARE THE ASARI GODDESS!

SMARTEST, BLUEST, AND MOST CERTAINLY HOTTEST!

 

WE LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND SEE!

CENTURIES OF WISDOM AND GLEE!

THE TIME WE PLAYED GAMES ON ATARI!

WE KNEW RIGHT AWAY YOU ARE THE ONE ASARI!

YOU SHOWED VORCHA MANY NEW THINGS!

MAKES US FEEL LIKE THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING!

FOR WHEN WE EMBRACED ETERNITY FOR THE FIRST TIME!

NOTHING ELSE MATTERED INCLUDING LEMONS AND LIMES!

EVERY SECOND WHEN WE DON'T SEE YOU

VORCHA START TO CRY AND NEEDS TISSUE!

 

VORCHA FIRE IS NO MATCH FOR YOUR BIOTICS!

AND EVERY TIME WE STARE YOUR EYES ARE HYPNOTIC!

OUR BURNING LOVE WAS MEANT TO BE!

SO SPECIAL TO EMBRACE ETERNITY!

FOR YOUR LOVE GIVES VORCHA REASON TO LIVE!

IN RETURN VORCHA HAS LOTS OF LOVE TO GIVE!

WE LOVE YOU ASARI GODDESS AND THAT IS TRUE

VORCHA WILL HAVE NO OTHER BUT THE ONE WHO IS BLUE!

WE DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A GALAXY WITHOUT!

SO LET'S SAY NO MORE AND START TO MAKEOUT!

 

 

 

 

 

GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!! WE LOVE YOU ASARI GODDESS!!! WE NOT GOOD WITH PEOMS AND WE KNOW WE DUMB SOMETIMES BUT YOU MAKE VORCHA HAPPY!! WE!......WE WANT TO MARRY!!! WILL YOU MA....M...MARRRR........MARRYYY!! WILL YOU MARRY VORCHA!!??! GRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!! WE EVEN GET MATCHING RINGS ON FIRE!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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[Dalakaar]

This makes me so glad I wake'n'baked.

[panda5onix]

Omg O.O Have all my likes please!

Been really sick for a few days, this really made me smile. Thank you! Grrrarrgghh!

[Operator m1]

Okay you earned it... you ass

[The NightMan Cometh]

My contribution...

 

Oh Blue something of Illium

[Remix-General Aetius]

don't GRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!! me, you sound like a vorchahhh..........

 

My contribution...

 

Oh Blue something of Illium

 

I believe this is what you're looking for:

 

http://www92.zippysh...96lPc/file.html

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Asari Justicar likes this.

[Dovakiin_N7]

Mordokai is gonna cry.

[Asari Master Race]

Ah! How sweet!

[Mordokai]

Mordokai is gonna cry.

 

What makes you think that? I'm happy for the little bugger, though the thought of the asari-vorcha, dairy allergic, pryomaniacal offspring is mildly disturbing

 

Dad like that, he's probably going to equip all the toddlers with incendiary pacifiers... they are gonna be the horror of nursing home from the early days.

[larsdt]

What's that song about living in a blue house and everything is blue? Heard in a movie but I can't remember which one...

[Miniditka77]

Somewhat on topic:  I never really realized it before, but Vorcha are basically what would happen if you gave Beavis a space gun and health regeneration ability.

 

GRAAAGH!!!  I AM CORNHOLIO!  I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

[Teh_Ocelot]

What's that song about living in a blue house and everything is blue? Heard in a movie but I can't remember which one...

This it's this one. If someone knows how to embed it feel free.

[larsdt]

This it's this one. If someone knows how to embed it feel free.

 

That's the one. Used in Iron Man 3 I think

[Deerber]

This it's this one. If someone knows how to embed it feel free.

 

Mythical Eiffel 65!!!

From Italy with blue love

 

 

Besides, the song is called just "Blue", not "I'm Blue". I didn't think it was popular outside Italy! 

[Alfonsedode]

Mythical Eiffel 65!!!

From Italy with blue love

 

 

Besides, the song is called just "Blue", not "I'm Blue". I didn't think it was popular outside Italy! 

humm with that name i thought they were french. And yeah, they spread their great music all over europe.

[Dovakiin_N7]

What makes you think that? I'm happy for the little bugger, though the thought of the asari-vorcha, dairy allergic, pryomaniacal offspring is mildly disturbing

 

Dad like that, he's probably going to equip all the toddlers with incendiary pacifiers... they are gonna be the horror of nursing home from the early days.

 

I meant cries of pleasure. happiness. 

[JGDD]

Great effort. That said, you really should take the plastic bag off the squeeze's head before she turns blue next time. Poetic inspiration or not, you could get...burned...if you leave it on too long.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yeah, i went there

[PatrickBateman]

Mythical Eiffel 65!!!

From Italy with blue love


Besides, the song is called just "Blue", not "I'm Blue". I didn't think it was popular outside Italy!

That song was played 24/7 in every EU country, can't remember the exact year anymore, was it 97 or 98?

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There once was a lady biotic

distressed by a strain in the back pocket.

So she turned all around

patting her butt all about

turns out it was Vorcha's pic in a locket.

[The NightMan Cometh]

This topic made me remember the Vogon poetry reading  in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy : https://youtu.be/IxPeIiU2kx4

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This topic made me remember the Vogon poetry reading  in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy : https://youtu.be/IxPeIiU2kx4

I'm pretty sure human culture is one of our most devious weapons in the arsenal. Music, wine, a nice dress and a classy dinner will do fine to get along with most Asari I bet.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE POSTING AND ASARI GODDESS STILL HASN'T RESPONDED!!! VORCHA WORRIED!! GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!! MAYBE SHE HAS NOT SEEN IT YET! BUT WHAT IF SHE DID??!!? WHAT IF WE SCARED HER??!?!? GRRRRRAAAAAGH!!! MAYBE IT WAS TOO MUCH!! NOW WE LOOK FOOLISH! EMBARRASSED!!! WE LOOK STUPID IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!! WE!.......WE FEEL HURT!...........DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW! STUPID VORCHA! ALWAYS WE SCREW UP! NEVER SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN POEM EVEN IF IT BECAME OUR MOST 'LIKED' POST EVER!!! WE DON'T FEEL LIKE BURNING THINGS RIGHT NOW!...

 

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.....WE...GO NOW!...

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Well, at least you gave me a nudge for finding a nice Asari avatar. That's something.