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[Salarian Master Race]

She doesn't seem to be on or play much lately, so don't feel bad.  I'll shoot her a Steam message and let her know to come take a look.

[Asari Goddess]

IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE POSTING AND ASARI GODDESS STILL HASN'T RESPONDED!!! VORCHA WORRIED!! GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!! MAYBE SHE HAS NOT SEEN IT YET! BUT WHAT IF SHE DID??!!? WHAT IF WE SCARED HER??!?!? GRRRRRAAAAAGH!!! MAYBE IT WAS TOO MUCH!! NOW WE LOOK FOOLISH! EMBARRASSED!!! WE LOOK STUPID IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!! WE!.......WE FEEL HURT!...........DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW! STUPID VORCHA! ALWAYS WE SCREW UP! NEVER SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN POEM EVEN IF IT BECAME OUR MOST 'LIKED' POST EVER!!! WE DON'T FEEL LIKE BURNING THINGS RIGHT NOW!...

 

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.....WE...GO NOW!...

 

Awwww Vorcha Master I am so honored, 

Oh goddess, I never thought you would touch me in ways other then physically

This poem is truly a one of a kind just like yourself and it will always be cherished 

 

and No you haven't scared this Asari away. You may be foolish in your adorable Vorcha ways but that won't stop me especially with all those sensual growls your that keeps my biotics pumping. I was just simply occupied and didn't intend to be away for sooo long. I hope your not too hurt but if you are just let me know where it hurts and i'll try my best to fix it

 

           P.S. you didn't screw up but i'll give you something to screw or flame throw if you like

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[Asari Goddess]

She doesn't seem to be on or play much lately, so don't feel bad.  I'll shoot her a Steam message and let her know to come take a look.

 

I was so speechless when i saw his poem, it me so ashamed i placed him in such torture because of my lack of company. 

 

I also can't believe i lasted so long with out my daily does of Vorcha meat. 

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[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

HURRAY!! YOU FINALLY READ OUR POEM!! IT'S OK BABY!! EVERYTHING IS OK NOW!! AND THIS VORCHA MEAT IS ALL YOURS!!!!!     

 

 

 

P.S.-ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS THREAD! SO AWESOME!

[The Real Pearl #2]

Awwwwww

[Asari Goddess]

HURRAY!! YOU FINALLY READ OUR POEM!! IT'S OK BABY!! EVERYTHING IS OK NOW!! AND THIS VORCHA MEAT IS ALL YOURS!!!!!     

 

 

 

P.S.-ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS THREAD! SO AWESOME!

 

Well obviously coming back to the forums i would like to check on my favorite vorcha. This forums wouldn't be the same for me with out you to play around with and you know the rest. Biotic explosion

[Asari Goddess]

Awwwwww

 

 OH GODDESS WHAT WAS THAT

Pearl you surprise me day by day

 

Why do i feel like Vorcha might do that. Hmmmmmm 

[Salarian Master Race]

Awwwwww

 

 

 

What magic dog is this, I must have him

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

A poem is enough to woo an Asari goddess? I wish I would have known that a long time ago.

[Asari Goddess]

A poem is enough to woo an Asari goddess? I wish I would have known that a long time ago.

 

Its not just a poem. It's a poem by Vorcha Baits himself, and lets say there's more to that poem then just flaming hot words that melts my heart.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Its not just a poem it's the poem by Vorcha Baits himself, and lets say there's more to that poem then just flaming hot words that melts my heart.

I can only imagine the stamina of a species that regenerates so swiftly. It's tough having to get by on Vitamin E.

[LightningPoodle]

I just found this thread by chance. That poem... *wipes away the few manly tears dripping down his cheek* That poem was so damn beautiful. That made me happy.

[Han Shot First]

 

This is the greatest love story of all time. Even Gavorn's icy heart would thaw if he read it.

[Deckard in the hat]

Everyone is getting laid but me.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Everyone is getting laid but me.

There are Trappist monks getting more action that I do, if that makes you feel any better.

[Han Shot First]

Everyone is getting laid but me.

 

You just need to take some tips from our resident Vorcha Lothario.

 

Bring a flamethrower and dress for success. Nothing says sexy quite like napalm and a Vorcha ball hammock made from fine Varren leather: 

 

 

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[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

VORCHA NEVER THOUGHT THAT STUPID POEM WOULD GET SO MANY 'LIKES'!! WE'RE POPULAR NOW!!! THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE, 'LIKES' AND SUPPORT!! GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

 

 

 

WE PEED A LITTLE!!! AND WE DON'T WEAR PANTS!

[Asari Goddess]

VORCHA NEVER THOUGHT THAT STUPID POEM WOULD GET SO MANY 'LIKES'!! WE'RE POPULAR NOW!!! THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE, 'LIKES' AND SUPPORT!! GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

 

 

 

WE PEED A LITTLE!!! AND WE DON'T WEAR PANTS!

 

THAT STUPID POEM ?!?!?!

THIS WAS A POPULARITY STUNT !?!?!

 

           

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*Shreds poem and throws it in the toilet*

[Dalakaar]

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

THAT STUPID POEM ?!?!?!
THIS WAS A POPULARITY STUNT !?!?!

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*Shreds poem and throws it in the toilet*

There, there. What you need is a man with an English degree (who writes poetry with consistent meter), a jar of coconut oil, and educated hands.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

THAT STUPID POEM ?!?!?!

THIS WAS A POPULARITY STUNT !?!?!

 

           

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*Shreds poem and throws it in the toilet*

 

YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT VORCHA NOT TOO SMART! WE DIDN'T THINK POEM WOULD BE SO GREAT BECAUSE WE STUPID!! WE ARE ALSO JUST SURPRISED HOW POPULAR IT GOT WHICH WAS A NICE BONUS!! GET IT?! HONEY BUNNY?!?! WHAT POEM LACKS IN SMARTS MAKES UP FOR IN HEART! WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!

 

There, there. What you need is a man with an English degree (who writes poetry with consistent meter), a jar of coconut oil, and educated hands.

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER!! IF YOU TOUCH HER WE KILL YOU WITH FIRE!! GRAAAAAAAAGH!!! SEND ASHES TO GRISSOM ACADEMY FOR RESEARCH!! WHAT DOES THAT ACCOMPLISH??!! NOTHING!!! YOU KNOW WHY?!?! BECAUSE VORCHA DOENS'T MAKE SENSE!!!!

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT VORCHA NOT TOO SMART! WE DIDN'T THINK POEM WOULD BE SO GREAT BECAUSE WE STUPID!! WE ARE ALSO JUST SURPRISED HOW POPULAR IT GOT WHICH WAS A NICE BONUS!! GET IT?! HONEY BUNNY?!?! WHAT POEM LACKS IN SMARTS MAKES UP FOR IN HEART! WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER!! IF YOU TOUCH HER WE KILL YOU WITH FIRE!! GRAAAAAAAAGH!!! SEND ASHES TO GRISSOM ACADEMY FOR RESEARCH!! WHAT DOES THAT ACCOMPLISH??!! NOTHING!!! YOU KNOW WHY?!?! BECAUSE VORCHA DOENS'T MAKE SENSE!!!!

I can set her on fire without tech powers, you spiky little space-monkey. You may know Gavorn's tricks, but I've got quite a few that couldn't with their way into that deformed mass of bone wrapped around that rudimentary brain stem of yours.

Maybe some poetry ridiculing Vorcha sartorial custom...

[The Real Pearl #2]

YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT VORCHA NOT TOO SMART! WE DIDN'T THINK POEM WOULD BE SO GREAT BECAUSE WE STUPID!! WE ARE ALSO JUST SURPRISED HOW POPULAR IT GOT WHICH WAS A NICE BONUS!! GET IT?! HONEY BUNNY?!?! WHAT POEM LACKS IN SMARTS MAKES UP FOR IN HEART! WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!

 

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER!! IF YOU TOUCH HER WE KILL YOU WITH FIRE!! GRAAAAAAAAGH!!! SEND ASHES TO GRISSOM ACADEMY FOR RESEARCH!! WHAT DOES THAT ACCOMPLISH??!! NOTHING!!! YOU KNOW WHY?!?! BECAUSE VORCHA DOENS'T MAKE SENSE!!!!

play this song while reading this for maximum feels:

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

I can set her on fire without tech powers, you spiky little space-monkey. You may know Gavorn's tricks, but I've got quite a few that couldn't with their way into that deformed mass of bone wrapped around that rudimentary brain stem of yours.

Maybe some poetry ridiculing Vorcha sartorial custom...

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play this song while reading this for maximum feels:

YES! THIS IS HOW VORCHA FEELS ABOUT ASARI GODDESS! NO WORDS CAN TRULY DESCRIBE HOW WE TRULY FEEL SO THIS MUSIC DOES WHAT WORDS CANNOT!! THANK YOU!!.....THANK! *sniff* YOU....

[Dalakaar]

Glad I gave up my "two worms" dreams or this would just get weird.

 

Here's a link to what the hell I am talking about.