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#51
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This is the greatest love story of all time. Even Gavorn's icy heart would thaw if he read it.

 

Nothings better then nice love story especially one with an Asari 

 

WE ARE ALSO JUST SURPRISED HOW POPULAR IT GOT WHICH WAS A NICE BONUS!! GET IT?! HONEY BUNNY?!?! 

 

Hmmm i wouldn't be surprised if Bioware decides to make us an easter egg in ME:A

 

With an Asari (me) having a conversation or some biotic fun with a Vorcha (you) ;)

 

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Off topic: Why do i keep finding mutilated quarians when i google image search vorcha?  


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Nothings better then nice love story especially one with an Asari 

 

 

Hmmm i wouldn't be surprised if Bioware decides to make us an easter egg in ME:A

 

With an Asari (me) having a conversation or some biotic fun with a Vorcha (you) ;)

 

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That's one crazy gif.


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#54
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Off topic: Why do i keep finding mutilated quarians when i google image search vorcha?  

 

Ask Master baits since he's thinking of flaming a quarian male as we speak.

 

On Topic: Awwww isn't Baits so charming  <3  <3  <3


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THAT STUPID POEM ?!?!?!

THIS WAS A POPULARITY STUNT !?!?!

 

-snip-

 

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I love you pat, stop playin Skyrim and come back to ME3!

 

Here is my poem.

 

Roses are red

Asari are blue

I want to give them

A ****** PEARL NECKLACE

please no


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please no

DON'T WORRY! HE'S BANNED! 


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I love you pat, stop playin Skyrim and come back to ME3!

 

Here is my poem.

 

Roses are red

Asari are blue

I want to give them

A ****** PEARL NECKLACE

 

 

please no

 

DON'T WORRY! HE'S BANNED! 

 

asari.gif   It was Athame's blessing in the making. Thank Goddess

 

 

I don't think it's good wearing my friend pearl around my neck  :wacko:


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^ Why, what did I miss between you two?



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^ Why, what did I miss between you two?

a filthy human wanted to harvest me 

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Ask Master baits since he's thinking of flaming a quarian male as we speak.

 

On Topic: Awwww isn't Baits so charming  <3  <3  <3

Can you two just bang and get it on camera for all of us to see already?


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There should definitely be a prominent Vorcha NPC in Andromeda who becomes enamored of the Asari squadmate. 


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^^best bump ever

Vorcha man still lives on, he is on vacation, i offered to fuse with his soul but he said his job is not yet done. 


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Poetry is for sissies. Broads want a man, not another girlfriend. Tell her about how you eat cigars, drink beer, ****** vinegar, and how you will give her 8 children.
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I can't remember if you ever contributed into this thread bunz, too lazy to look back on those pages 



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^^best bump ever

Vorcha man still lives on, he is on vacation, i offered to fuse with his soul but he said his job is not yet done. 

 

The Vorcha is missed, but he should definitely take all the time he needs. Keeping up a pretense can be surprisingly exhausting, especially if someone is doing it just for other other people. 


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There should definitely be a prominent Vorcha NPC in Andromeda who becomes enamored of the Asari squadmate. 

I'd better get credit if this happens, because one of my threads inadvertently created the vorcha.  


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I'd better get credit if this happens, because one of my threads inadvertently created the vorcha.  

You're such a Me Monster.


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I am doing an Everybody Survives The Suicide Mission run in ME2...cuz I never have...bottom line..the asari leaves the krogan hanging in that whole "blue rose of illium" thing.



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I am doing an Everybody Survives The Suicide Mission run in ME2...cuz I never have...bottom line..the asari leaves the krogan hanging in that whole "blue rose of illium" thing.

 

Have fun working for Cerberus.


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Have fun working for Cerberus.

With your name and picture, that was perfect!


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Poetry is for sissies. Broads want a man, not another girlfriend. Tell her about how you eat cigars, drink beer, ****** vinegar, and how you will give her 8 children.

 

Earnest Hemingway wrote poetry though, and he was one of history's most magnificent badasses. He wrestled lions, flew airplanes, and inspired the memetastic Dos Equis "most interesting man in the world" character.


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So did teddy Roosevelt ^^^

 

And teddy was a badarse


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