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[Teddie Sage]

Just to kill time and have some fun. Don't insult other members.

Starting with mine:

All characters must be voiced by Japanese Seiyuus by default and the opening of the game must be an annoying catchy J-Pop song. 

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I'm sorta an otaku, but I would never, ever suggest something for that, for real because I like the way Dragon Age games are done.

[Andraste_Reborn]

To make up for the lack of dwarf romances in previous BioWare games, all six romance options in DA4 must be dwarves! Gay dwarf, lesbian dwarf, bi dwarf, pan dwarf, straight dwarves ... just dwarves. The non-romanceable compaions are also dwarves, for symmetry. And there's no race selection.

 

All is dwarf. Only dwarf.

[LightningPoodle]

You can only play as a female protagonist until you beat the game. Then you can play as a male but all of your available romance options are gay, until you beat the game again, upon which point one straight romance becomes available for your third playthrough.

[thats1evildude]

The climactic boss battle will be decided by a dance-off.

[leaguer of one]

Da4 must only come out as a phone game with mirotransations to pay to level up faster.

[LightningPoodle]

Da4 must only come out as a phone game with mirotransations to pay to level up faster.

 

Oh God no don't give EA ideas!

[Arshei]

Every character should be obligated to use Solas  hat.

[leaguer of one]

Oh God no don't give EA ideas!

DA4 only comes out as a moba only.

[KumoriYami]

DA4's ultimate companion will only be recruitable after the PC goes and herds a bunch of animals back to their homes which are all on different maps.

[leaguer of one]

DA4's ultimate companion will only be recruitable after the PC goes and herds a bunch of animals back to their homes which are all on different maps.

And it's the Star child from ME3.

[thats1evildude]

DA4's main villain is made of bees.

[Guitar-Hero]

Story related Quests only become available after collecting 25 shards. 

[KumoriYami]

DA4's main villain is made of bees.

This would actually be very disturbing.

[Swordfishtrombone]

All dialogue in the game will be delivered in rhyme, rap-battle style. 

 

The final battle will be accompanied by a live mariachi band. 

[Wren]

The final boss battle is with Solas but in order to get to him, you have to defeat a horde of Solasmancers who are wearing elf cosplay first

[Big I]

Krogan companion for DA4

[Merides]

Your PC is the villain of the game and you can only fight the protagonists party, killing neutral or evil enemies give you negative exp. Also the protagnist constantly uses Quick Load after his party is killed.

[leaguer of one]

DA4's main villain is made of bees.

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[Cute Nug]

For the love of Maker could we have more shards to collect and quit wasting my time with story. We will still get plenty of pointless shards you have to jump around to get but in DA4 they will add the ability to swim so you will have 100 more swimming shards to collect as punishment for asking for the swimming ability. 

 

Solas will do an Orsino in his destroy the world tantrum and become a big shard-boss-harvestor that you would be able to fight if you could just jump-swim to reach that last shard to unlock the final door ... but you won't be able to and thus Shard Solas destroys the world.

 

One Shard to rule them all, One Shard to find them, One Shard to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

[Vargeisa]

One class, one gender, one name: Geralt of Nevarra, Apostater.

[Sirocco]

Terrible ideas?

Bring back the hero of ferelden.

 

Alright that's all for me bye lads.

[Cute Nug]

Terrible ideas?

Bring back the hero of ferelden.

 

Alright that's all for me bye lads.

Only for the playthroughs where the HoF is dead. Zombie HoF would be sweet. Or zombie Hawke or Allister.

 

Find people Solas doesn't know ... check

 

Quizze says they will stop Solas by any means necessary ... check

 

The Zombie Inquisition! No one expects the Zombiquistion!

[Smudjygirl]

Male protags need FemHawke's hip swagger.

 

Fem protags need to be fluent in nug

[berelinde]

To make up for the lack of dwarf romances in previous BioWare games, all six romance options in DA4 must be dwarves! Gay dwarf, lesbian dwarf, bi dwarf, pan dwarf, straight dwarves ... just dwarves. The non-romanceable compaions are also dwarves, for symmetry. And there's no race selection.

 

All is dwarf. Only dwarf.

I would play that game.

[Heathen Oxman]

Bring back the mage hats from DAO.