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#26
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Awesome button but for pc's only.



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DWareFan

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The PC is both the Hero and the Villain.  It's called Dragon Age: DID.  (Dissociative identity disorder)


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#28
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The PC is both the Hero and the Villain.  It's called Dragon Age: DID.  (Dissociative identity disorder)

1. That's a good idea.

2. That's Kotor.


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Cute Nug

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1. That's a good idea.

2. That's Kotor.

Sweet we can play as Solas and destroy the world!



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PC's actions are narrated either by David Attenborough or by a sports presenter (preferably one specialized in football, golf, or figure skating).


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#31
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Sell only half the game for $60, and make the rest a half dozen DLCs going for $25 each, spread over 2 years


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Make a darkspawn protagonist for DA4.



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All romance options are asexual.


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#34
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Make a Tranquil mage the protagonist for DA4.


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90% of the game will be set in the Deep Roads.


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No dialog with your companions whatsoever. And no cutscenes.



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One of the major quests when the game starts is called Combing Thedas for Elfroot.

 

It takes a minimal of 90 hours to be completed.


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All your romance options grow tired of you, betray you and leave you in the end.


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Yet another new protagonist, who of course grows yet even more powerful than the previous ones did.


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#40
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Kai Leng for villian

 

but he's been indoctrinated by the Nug King.


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Fetch quests in which Shale's body has turned into pebbles and you must find all of them.


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Run around switching off all Solas's "elven artifacts".


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#43
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A tame ghast companion.

 

No, wait, that would be awesome.


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You haven't mentioned ghasts in ages, evil dude. It's nice to see that you haven't abandoned them.

 

I thought they were cute.


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Fetch quests in which Shale's body has turned into pebbles and you must find all of them.

 

and fling them at every pigeon you find


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Teddie Sage

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and fling them at every pigeon you find

This is gold. ROFL



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You haven't mentioned ghasts in ages, evil dude. It's nice to see that you haven't abandoned them.

 

I thought they were cute.

 

Well, there was little point once DAI was released. But now we're looking to the future, with a game set in Tevinter.

 

You know what's in Tevinter? The Silent Plains. You know what Blackwall mentioned encountering on the Silent Plains? A pack of ghasts.

 

*Fingers crossed*


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#48
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All the dialogue will be voiced by Doug Cockle.


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After giving men and women the same hair and sometimes even animations, give them the same voices options. (Male, of course) And don't forget beards and mustaches for the ladies in the CC !
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#50
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A cover shooter.  You can only roll ranged classes and all zones are long corridors filled with setting appropriate areas of cover.  It'll be awesome.


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