I would like Anders and Tallis to perform 'Something Stupid' by Frank Sinatra, in a duet for the Black Divine in Minrathous.
Request Terrible Ideas for DA4 ~ Joke Thread ~
#126
Posté 09 octobre 2015 - 02:57
- Leliana, MrGDL87 et Cute Nug aiment ceci
#128
Posté 09 octobre 2015 - 04:15
Improving upon the exploration and open world aspects of DAI, DA4 will now get rid of pesky moments where narrative tells you where you should go and who you should talk to. Instead, it is up to the player to find the narrative within the setting. Companions wont just run up to you and ask you to recruit them, instead you must find them. After 100 hours it will still be possible for you as the player to wonder the important questions of, "who is this character I am playing? what am I doing? what is the point?" but that is the Goal: a more accurate reflection of reality! And if after 200 hours you still can't find the plot, believe them when they say "It's there. Somewhere." Discovery is its own reward!
#129
Posté 09 octobre 2015 - 06:55
We get a single long hair option, and it's this...
that would be cool, as long as I can choose the color!!!!
#130
Posté 09 octobre 2015 - 07:52
Due to the HUGE success of reducing the number of available hotkeys from 42 down to just 8, then the next game should only have 2. A "win" button, and "talk" button.
But where's the sex button? IS it hitting both win and talk at the same time?
#131
Posté 09 octobre 2015 - 09:01
After collecting 100 shards, you are able to craft the best armor in the game. The inquisitor's old beige pj's.
I want the protagonist to always be Tallis, and every time her HP should reach 0, it is set to 1. At this point she starts screaming and turns into a high dragon with golden hair and a golden aura around her for good measure. In her codex it is said that her attacks can destroy universes, but instead, she only has 1 attack, and it gives you the blue screen of death.
- valsharess24, Phoe77 et Cute Nug aiment ceci
#132
Posté 09 octobre 2015 - 09:06
Remove the Mage class from the next game.
- berelinde aime ceci
#133
Posté 09 octobre 2015 - 09:12
Remove the Mage class from the next game.
Ooh, that would sow dissent, wouldn't it?
- Dabrikishaw aime ceci
#134
Posté 09 octobre 2015 - 09:18
Quizzy's severed arm will be a playable character like Thing from The Adam's Family. Will have the bard-like power to enchant enemies in battle by dancing to a dub-step version of The Dawn Will Come.

- thats1evildude et Leliana aiment ceci
#135
Posté 09 octobre 2015 - 10:06
Remove the Mage class from the next game.
Even better, make everyone a mage so the mage class is there but completly irrelevant.
- Dabrikishaw aime ceci
#137
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 03:56
The only voice actor for the protag is Meredith.
#139
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 04:40
You're a nobody.
In a conversation, you can only say "Enchantment !" or make a prophety. But you can only make it one time and observe what your interlocutor will do with it.
The goal ?
Tell your prophecy to the only person who will use it well. Know that you will have every kind of reaction, be it a simple "yes, yes... You know, I have a good place for a guy like you." or a nuclear catastrophe à la Anders.
Good Luck.
#140
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 05:10
There will be only one voice actor for both genders.
Gilbert Gottfried.
- Nhadalie et Cute Nug aiment ceci
#141
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 06:15
(I really like the idea of playing as a companion character)
You play as Cassandra and your first conversation option is [interrogate], the second is [stab in the book], and the third is [kidnap].
or....
You play as Solas and your first conversation option is [remove vallaslin], but only if the character you are speaking to has them and is an elf in which case you get a regular dialogue choice, the second available conversation options are [turn the guy to stone with seriously overpowered magic], and the unique third option which is only available when speaking to a romanced Lavellan is [break her heart].
- Leliana aime ceci
#142
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 06:34
Play as Merediths long forgotten child in the next game. If female, she's voiced by Jean Gilpin who voiced Meredith and if a male, he's voiced by Stone Cold Steve Austin( Steven James Anderson}, the wrestler
Get to fight a dragon the size of Godzilla in the next game
Get to play as Hawke, Warden and Inquisitor. All three will be the main characters for the next game
A Revenant will be a companion
Find out Duncan didn't really die at Ostagar. He makes a special cameo in the next game
- Phoenix_Also_Rises aime ceci
#143
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 06:35
Ahhh good, old Planet of the Apes.
Then of course, the obligatory "Get your hands off me, you damn dirty elf/human/qunari/dwarf!"
- Cute Nug aime ceci
#144
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 07:59
Play as Merediths long forgotten child in the next game. If female, she's voiced by Jean Gilpin who voiced Meredith and if a male, he's voiced by Stone Cold Steve Austin( Steven James Anderson}, the wrestler
Get to fight a dragon the size of Godzilla in the next game
Get to play as Hawke, Warden and Inquisitor. All three will be the main characters for the next game
A Revenant will be a companion
Find out Duncan didn't really die at Ostagar. He makes a special cameo in the next game
Find out that the warden, hawke, and the inquisitor are actually the same person, meredith's long forgotten child!
- themikefest aime ceci
#145
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 09:00
Play as Merediths long forgotten child in the next game. If female, she's voiced by Jean Gilpin who voiced Meredith and if a male, he's voiced by Stone Cold Steve Austin( Steven James Anderson}, the wrestler
Get to fight a dragon the size of Godzilla in the next game
Get to play as Hawke, Warden and Inquisitor. All three will be the main characters for the next game
A Revenant will be a companion
Find out Duncan didn't really die at Ostagar. He makes a special cameo in the next game
Well some of these aren't bad! xD
- themikefest aime ceci
#146
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 09:39
Find out that the warden, hawke, and the inquisitor are actually the same person, meredith's long forgotten child!
I gave you like for the comment since it gave me a smile
Well some of these aren't bad! xD
I could've posted some really terrible ideas, but they seemed really stupid, so I just thought of the ones I posted
#147
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 09:48
#148
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 09:49
Nug Wrangler needs to be a specialization in the next DA.
- AnUnculturedLittlePotato aime ceci
#149
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 10:03
Make the next PC Shepard. Bring them back from death to simply have them die horribly in the DA universe.
Why not just make Shepard the Maker? He's already Space Jesus, it's not that big of a leap.
- Leliana et Neria aiment ceci
#150
Posté 10 octobre 2015 - 10:05
Have King Alistair to relocate his son and marry Morrigan..Make all female characters stick "Olive Oyl" type model. To skinny to lift those giant over sized one handed swords.
Ensure all male faces look similar with and without beards.





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