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[GoldenGail3]

Why not just make Shepard the Maker? He's already Space Jesus, it's not that big of a leap.

Or we find out that Shepard is the Maker.

[AnUnculturedLittlePotato]

Or we find out that Shepard is the Maker.

Would that make Thedas a video game in the Mass Effect universe?
#TooMeta4Me

WAIT that would mean we were playing an actual dating sim all along????
#WayTooMeta4Me

[GoldenGail3]

Would that make Thedas a video game in the Mass Effect universe?
#TooMeta4Me
WAIT that would mean we were playing an actual dating sim all along????
#WayTooMeta4Me

I was being scarscatic about my first awnser!

But fine, what if we found the Warden, but they were long sense dead. But they did do the DA (Dark Ritual).

[TheyCallMeBunny]

Set the game in Tevinter, and after creating a qunari PC you get a death screen with the caption:

 

"A qunari in Tevinter, what did you think would happen?"

[Crimson Vanguard]

How about the ending is 3 choices:

 

Green Magical Blast: Merging the people of Thedas with the Darkspawns

 

Blue Magical Blast: The PC becomes an Archdemon and takes control of the Darkspawn to protect Thedas

 

Red Magical Blast: Wipe out every civilizations in Thedas to give rise to the Nug Imperium.

[AnUnculturedLittlePotato]

How about the ending is 3 choices:

 

Green Magical Blast: Merging the people of Thedas with the Darkspawns

 

Blue Magical Blast: The PC becomes an Archdemon and takes control of the Darkspawn to protect Thedas

 

Red Magical Blast: Wipe out every civilizations in Thedas to give rise to the Nug Imperium.

No.
That's Qun for No.

[ModernAcademic]

The main character of DA 4 is Sandal.

[AnUnculturedLittlePotato]

The main character of DA 4 is Sandal.

Even better! The main character is Isolde! It'll be called Dragon Age: Who Eees Dis Man, Solahz?

[Phoe77]

So far I don't think I've seen a suggestion involving nugs that I didn't like.  Just throwing that out there.

[AnUnculturedLittlePotato]

So far I don't think I've seen a suggestion involving nugs that I didn't like.  Just throwing that out there.

All nugs can speak english!
All nugs can only speak in Isolde's accent!

[TheyCallMeBunny]

So far I don't think I've seen a suggestion involving nugs that I didn't like.  Just throwing that out there.

 

Challenge accepted!

 

- Every time the PC encounters a nug the player automatically fast travel to a closed area where they have to find 20 shards before they can leave.

- The Nug King is a companion, and a romance, but only if 1) PC is a male dwarf, 2) In the Keep World State Dog was killed in DA:O and 3) The player has a finished playthrough of ME2 were Jacob was romanced.

- To win the game the player has to personally kill all the nugs in Thedas and use their skin to make fashionable clothes for Vivienne's coronation as empress of Ferelden and Orlais.

 

Fun, right? 

[AnUnculturedLittlePotato]

Challenge accepted!

 

- Every time the PC encounters a nug the player automatically fast travel to a closed area where they have to find 20 shards before they can leave.

- The Nug King is a companion, and a romance, but only if 1) PC is a male dwarf, 2) In the Keep World State Dog was killed in DA:O and 3) The player has a finished playthrough of ME2 were Jacob was romanced.

- To win the game the player has to personally kill all the nugs in Thedas and use their skin to make fashionable clothes for Vivienne's coronation as empress of Ferelden and Orlais.

 

Fun, right? 

Sounds like a challenge.
But the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize

[stop_him]

To ensure no class is "OP," all PCs only deal 1 hit point of damage for the entire game. Because "balance."

[Cute Nug]

So far I don't think I've seen a suggestion involving nugs that I didn't like.  Just throwing that out there.

 

It's impossible to make anything with nugs not be awesome.

 

DAO: plenty of nugs = success

DA2: less nugs = not as successful

DAI: back with more nugs = Game of the Year

[Phoe77]

Agreed.  I'm still pretty mad at Leliana for not setting aside one of her nugs for the Inquisitor in Trespasser.  

[Ballax]

The next game should switch genre to an airborne dogfighting simulator.

[AnUnculturedLittlePotato]

The next game should switch genre to an airborne dogfighting simulator.

flying mabari? Yes please.

[Phoenix_Also_Rises]

Why not just make Shepard the Maker? He's already Space Jesus, it's not that big of a leap.

MAKER'S BREATH

[d1ta]

Erimond survives DAI no matter what fate you decreed for him. And it turns out he is the protag's father in DA4 and has arrange a marriage for you to someone you haven't even heard of before.

Solas went to a re-educator to forget his feelings on Lavellan.

Cole waves his hands and say 'forget' to Solas.. And he really did forget. About everything. Thus ending the boss battle before it even started.

[Orian Tabris]

All nugs can speak english!
All nugs can only speak in Isolde's accent!

 

How about... All nugs have Isolde's voice-box and personality?

[d1ta]

How about... All nugs have Isolde's voice-box and personality?

By God, NO. Those nugs and EVERYWHERE .. They come in droves, cornering your party and starts those verbal assaults. Implication to that is just.. NO >_<' ...

[ottffsse]

make solas or whoever is uber villain mind hack all your previously loved characters who were your friends like hawke/ varric/ merril/ izzy/HoF whoever etc etc ALL of THEM that they go against the PC and you are forced to kill them all, 1 by 1 by 1. 

[Ieldra]

How about the ending is 3 choices:

 

Green Magical Blast: Merging the people of Thedas with the Darkspawns

 

Blue Magical Blast: The PC becomes an Archdemon and takes control of the Darkspawn to protect Thedas

 

Red Magical Blast: Wipe out every civilizations in Thedas to give rise to the Nug Imperium.

Several variants of three-color endings have already been posted.

 

I guess Bioware's never going to hear the end of this. Good.

[Arvaarad]

Midway through the game, completely unexpectedly, we go through a door and are immediately taken to the character creator. "Recreate your Inquisitor," the title splash says.

Once we confirm the appearance, the following codex entry appears.

Monument to the Herald

This appears to be a statue of the Herald of Andraste. It is amazingly lifelike. The artist has sculpted him/her in what appears to be the middle of combat. His/Her sword/staff/daggers/bow is outstretched, and his/her face is contorted into a cry of battle.

Arrayed around the Herald are other statues, depicting his/her closest companions and several soldiers. All have the same fierce expressions, the lines and wrinkles of their faces painstakingly rendered into the stone.


After reading the codex, the DA4 protag is free to explore the room and look at the statues. There is a dark, charred area in the middle of the floor, as if some magical catastrophe happened before the sculptures were brought in. Party members make some throwaway comments about the Inquisition, and wonder where its leaders disappeared to after the Exalted Council.

[MrMrPendragon]

1. The game's prologue starts with "In a world..."

 

2. Game starts with an explosion that knocks out the protagonist, gives him amnesia, then has him gather an army to stop the bad guy. Then at the end you get a shitty ending... or do you?

 

Turns out everything after the explosion isn't real and you're being mind-controlled!!!

 

3. All the equipment you're ever going to have has to come from item packs worth 7 dollars each. In it, you get a set of beige pajamas, an overly bulky armor, and a mage hat.