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#176
MrMrPendragon

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All the hot female and male characters are siblings of the protagonist.

 

And the three ugly unlikable ones are the available romances, and the ugliest and most unlikable hypocrite companion is the only one with a sex scene, and it's bad because you're both wearing underwear in it.


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#177
MrMrPendragon

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Play as Merediths long forgotten child in the next game. If female, she's voiced by Jean Gilpin who voiced Meredith and if a male, he's voiced by Stone Cold Steve Austin( Steven James Anderson}, the wrestler

 

I got no problem playing as Stone Cold. I think that would be pretty badass



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Henceforth: 
- All cutscenes will be musical cutscenes
- The game will be played upside down in an new difficulty mode called "revert insanity"
- Time travel machines will be added, so you can interact with all video game characters ever written

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#179
thats1evildude

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From now on, battles will be replaced by games of Wicked Grace.


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#180
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Sebastian is the main character for the next game


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#181
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Between DAI and DA4, Solas suceeds in destroying the Veil, and everyone in Thedas is dead.


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#182
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Borrowing this idea from Esther:

Dragon Age Musical
Everyone sings.
In combat, in dialogue, in cutscenes.. everyone sings.
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#183
Orian Tabris

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Godzilla attacks Minrathous and Solasman is the only one who can stop it.


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#184
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Borrowing this idea from Esther:

Dragon Age Musical
Everyone sings.
In combat, in dialogue, in cutscenes.. everyone sings.

 

There's a JRPG like that. Omega Quintet or something.. I think it's called.



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Phoe77

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I never knew how badly I wanted a Dragon Age musical video game until now.


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#186
mrmike_1949

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Borrowing this idea from Esther:

Dragon Age Musical
Everyone sings.
In combat, in dialogue, in cutscenes.. everyone sings.

and dances, don't forget!!!



#187
Esther

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and dances, don't forget!!!

 

I was thinking something of this style:

https://www.youtube....h?v=mL7n5mEmXJo



#188
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Option 1:

 

- Your only companions are Bodahn and Sandal Feddic, both of whom don't actually fight alongside you in combat.

- Bodahn just follows you around the battlefield saying "Are you sure I can't interest you in this hat? A pair of earrings perhaps? A cheese knife?"

- If you aren't paying attention to him 100% of the time, Sandal will continuously run off, forcing you to abandon your current quest and go find him again.

- When you do find him again, he will be standing beside a frozen/dismembered/incinerated High Dragon that you have now lost the chance to kill in-game. Also, because you didn't kill it you have now lost a character level. There is no way to access an earlier save and fix this.

- All Sandal will say to you is "Enchatment" or "Not Enchantment"

 

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Option 2:

 

- The protagonist is Shmooples the_________ (you choose which generation you are). You may also choose which tiny Orlesian shoes you wear. 

- The antagonist is Oghren who will spend the entire game trying to cook and eat you.

- The only way to pacify Oghren is to spend the game scouring Thedas for bottles.


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#189
AlleluiaElizabeth

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From now on, battles will be replaced by games of Wicked Grace.

I honestly want a Wicked Grace minigame so badly. A repeatable cutscene would be acceptable in a pinch.


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#190
mrmike_1949

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I was thinking something of this style:

https://www.youtube....h?v=mL7n5mEmXJo

 

Nah, just too static! Need some movement!



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Rekkampum

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Make a mandatory questline involving the Nug King.



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d1ta

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Having 1 level dedicated to test your super mario skills.. And that 1 level happens to be the tutorial without any means to skip XD

#193
AnUnculturedLittlePotato

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All the hot female and male characters are siblings of the protagonist.

 

And the three ugly unlikable ones are the available romances, and the ugliest and most unlikable hypocrite companion is the only one with a sex scene, and it's bad because you're both wearing underwear in it.

Doesn't stop people from shipping hawkecest.



#194
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Nah, just too static! Need some movement!

 

No problem, I think I have something perfect for you :

 

The serie itself should be a model for the new game :lol:


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#195
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The serie itself should be a model for the new game :lol:

 

I would absolutely play that. And I get the feeling Patrick Weekes would happily write it.

 

(The impression I get  from Twitter is that, along with more death and/or tragic romance, Patrick is constantly trying to insert more sparkles and musical numbers. It's just that the glitter and singing are constantly vetoed by Mike Laidlaw so the death and angst are what actually made it into the game ...)


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#196
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From now on, battles will be replaced by games of Wicked Grace.

Yugioh Dragon age edition.



#197
AnUnculturedLittlePotato

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Yugioh Dragon age edition.

Grand Duchess Florianne: Foolish Inquisitor! You've just activated my trap card!


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#198
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Now let us decide the fate of the world with a children's card game!
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Crafting and gathering are back, and more detailed and realistic than ever!

    - All plants take a real world season to regrow - so be sure to get the elfroot planted ready for Spring!

 

    - Put those plants to good use with the all new alchemy system! Simply play through the 40 hour tutorial to learn all you need about the intricacies of distilling down potions! Then all you need to do is harvest, prepare each ingredient and get to work. But don't worry - each stage has its own mini game you're sure to love*!

 

    - Mining metals now takes hours, with many more exciting hours of refining ore into a usable form!

 

    - The largest choice of armours and weapons of any DA game so far - all of which can be crafted over several thrilling weeks with the new ultra complex smithing mini game! But don't worry, once you've read the 200 page codex on Smithing you'll be making weapons that would make Dagna proud**! 

 

 

*So long as you love quick time events and ultra sensitive motion control! And who doesn't?!

**so long as you don't fail any of the quick time events when cooling the metal. If so, you get to start the fun all over again!


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#200
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Did some1 mention microtransaction for single player yet?