Option 1:
- Your only companions are Bodahn and Sandal Feddic, both of whom don't actually fight alongside you in combat.
- Bodahn just follows you around the battlefield saying "Are you sure I can't interest you in this hat? A pair of earrings perhaps? A cheese knife?"
- If you aren't paying attention to him 100% of the time, Sandal will continuously run off, forcing you to abandon your current quest and go find him again.
- When you do find him again, he will be standing beside a frozen/dismembered/incinerated High Dragon that you have now lost the chance to kill in-game. Also, because you didn't kill it you have now lost a character level. There is no way to access an earlier save and fix this.
- All Sandal will say to you is "Enchatment" or "Not Enchantment"
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Option 2:
- The protagonist is Shmooples the_________ (you choose which generation you are). You may also choose which tiny Orlesian shoes you wear.
- The antagonist is Oghren who will spend the entire game trying to cook and eat you.
- The only way to pacify Oghren is to spend the game scouring Thedas for bottles.