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#201
valsharess24

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All the hot female and male characters are siblings of the protagonist.

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#202
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Terrible Idea: GRR Martin is the new lead writer of Dragon Age 4! D:


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#203
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Removing healing spells but having only healing potions was too much. Next time remove everything, no spells, potions, and supply caches.

 

Specialization unlocks via Origins and DA:I. Must get companion approval high enough and then they give you a long, tedious, gathering quest with low get item odds.

 

Make the game set in one place, like Kirkwall, but without being able to go outside the city at all.

 

Day and night cycle from DAII, but you can only do things certain times of the day. Oh and the game clock runs off the console/pc clock. Real time needs to mean real time!

 

Be like a JRPG and bring in animal companions and a child who seems smarter than all the adults.

 

It turns out Qunari and Tevinter are best buddies and are planning a huge Mage-Qun takeover of Thedas, they just want everyone to think they're fighting so they can catch all them off guard.

 

No enchantment. Of any kind! I better not see Sandal or Bohdan either!

 

Leave "The Descent" ending unanswered or unexplained.

 

Companions are all DLC.

 

More "Spoils of" packs DLC

 

DA4 has no connection to Inqusition. Meaning the new MC cannot be from the "we need people Solas doesn't know" idea. Why? Because that would mean people would have to go back and play the previous games and we can't have that. DA4 must be totally newbie friendly.

 

If the game is set in Tevinter, make being a mage totally have no bearing on the plot whatsoever, like in DAII.

 

DA4 is DAII but backwards. Mages sees Templars and nonmages everywhere and must oppress them!



#204
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Doesn't stop people from shipping hawkecest.

 

They can ship it all they want. It still won't change the fact that those would never be more than just fanfictions, and that very fact will taunt them everytime they play the game.

 

That's the whole point of that idea LOL - showing the player something they want but can't have



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bump


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#206
TheyCallMeBunny

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How about they make an awesome Character Creator but only allows the user 10 seconds for each character? Imagine the rush trying to select a hairstyle that isn't bald...  :P


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