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[Jeremiah12LGeek]

More.

 

 

 

Sobriety not guaranteed.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Never look a Phantom in the eye. It activates their Rage Programming.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Power Efficiency Modules have the hidden benefit of lowering your taxes by 2%.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

The Banshee's appearance and animations were modeled after Dick Cheney.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

The first version of Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises was a rejected manuscript about Reapers invading Earth and creating reality TV.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Nostradamus predicted the ending of Mass Effect 3.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Hitler had a secret bunker filled with Archie comics.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

When Ed McMahon was particularly drunk, he used to prank call himself and tell himself that he'd won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

If you equip four weight mods at once, you achieve Zen enlightenment.

[Salarian Master Race]

Don't get poison ivy on your penis.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

If, as a Krogan, you headbutt a possessed Abomination through the two posts (hereafter referred to as "The Goal Posts") and into a teammate who has just pressed the button to close the reactor on two other teammates who have just been cooked in the reactor and all three deaths appear in the killfeed at once at the exact moment that the Possessed Abom explodes while you hum the theme from The "A" Team, then you win the internet.

[Dalakaar]

In less than an hour, "My life for Aiur". Or at least the next week or so.

 

Also... OT. (If it can be called OT.)

 

If you have sex while playing the theme to The Dark Knight your child will be immortal.

[Arktinen]

If, as a Krogan, you headbutt a possessed Abomination through the two posts (hereafter referred to as "The Goal Posts") and into a teammate who has just pressed the button to close the reactor on two other teammates who have just been cooked in the reactor and all three deaths appear in the killfeed at once at the exact moment that the Possessed Abom explodes while you hum the theme from The "A" Team, then you win the internet.

 

For completing the above challenge, "Mr. T Mastery", you will get this banner:

 

[Darth Volus]

Krogans do 5% more damage if their armour is pink.

 

BS. It's 200%

[Tonymac]

BS. It's (at least) 200%

FTFY.

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