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Does drinking lyrium make you better at... other things?


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htisscrimbliv

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Ya know... Things like cooking, cleaning, washing clothes etc. Basically could lyrium make me the perfect housewife? Or would it perform like steroids and make me the nasty football playing husband? How about the bedroom, Does lyrium help out there? Would it make me faster, perhaps more focused when playing catch with my 3 yr old son who im entirely dissapointed in? And why do i need to be a templar to drink lyrium? What if i just drink it because i like the way it tastes eh? What is the white powdery magic stuff that comes out of it when barris takes a sip? That doesnt look healthy at all. Could excessive lyrium drinkage lead to diabetes? How much sugar and salt per serving is in each container? That's all

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vertigomez

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Lyrium is actually a well-known amatory stimulant.

Just ask the dwarves.

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lynroy

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Clearly we need to do some experiments.
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ComedicSociopathy

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Babbling like a drug addled fool. That's a thing you get at better with lyrium. 


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vertigomez

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Clearly we need to do some experiments.


I think we need to do some calibrations.

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CoM Solaufein

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No. Elfroot is the all in one cure for everything. E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.


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KaiserShep

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Personally I'd rather take Andraste's ashes. It apparently helps in intimate matters.