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[lcneed]

Cillian and Neria walked into a bar.

 

Cillian: I am tired of the ham, give me your Daily Special.  I will try anything.

Barkeep turns to Neria: How about you?

Neria: I do not eat anything I did not prepare myself.

Barkeep shaked his head and walked into the kitchen.

 

10 minutes later...

Cillian: Maker!  These 2 giant meatballs are amazing! Neria you should try some.

Neria's pride would not let her, so she just sat there and watch.

 

The next day...

Neria was back at the bar by herself this time.

Neria: Let me have your Daily Special.

 

10 minutes later...

Neria: These 2 meatballs are indeed amazing but why are they so much smaller?  Is it because I am a woman and you think I cannot finish the portion??

Barkeep: No.. yesterday there was a Druffy match and these are his.. you know....  but most days our agents have Red Templars matches.....

[ThatBruhYouDK]

We all miss you Beerfish! xD

[Caldyrvan]

Too obvious but still a bit funny

[Gya]

What did the Antivan pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey."

 

What happened when Tamar was arrested and taken downstairs to the inquisition cells?

There was a condescending con descending.

 

Towards the end of a night of heavy drinking in the tavern, Hall rushes up to Commander Cullen, shouting "Help! This is an emergency!"

Cullen says "What's the problem?"

Hall answers "It's awful, there are two women are fighting over who gets to make love to me!"

Cullen is confused "What!? How is that an emergency!?"

Hall replies "Sidony is winning"

 

Thornton once got his left arm and left leg cut off. He's all right now.

 

Zither goes out into battle in the Fereldan castle with his storm pact belt on, and gets instantly pwnd by the dragon. His comrades fight on as he enters the fade. As battle progresses, they start to hear some odd music.

Cillian says "This music is strange, I think it's one of Zither's greatest hits, but it's playing backwards".

Sidony replies "Yes, the virtuoso is decomposing"

[redeyedeath]

Whats the difference between a blonde and the venatori commander?

Heard this one online one night.

[Caldyrvan]

Both have problems with stairs? 

[Silversmurf]

Whats the difference between a blonde and the venatori commander?

Heard this one online one night.

 

You'll never hear a blonde say "Nooo.... No.."  ?

[redeyedeath]

Both have problems with stairs? 

 

You'll never hear a blonde say "Nooo.... No.."  ?

 

Both great responses!

 

"Their pretty much #@&%ed when you get them on their back"

[ThatBruhYouDK]

The Inquisitor is taking Iron Bull to the Kings Coronation. He waiting in line for a long time for the invitations, but he gets them. He goes to procure a horse and carriage, the line is long but he eventually gets it. He goes to buy a nice decoration for Iron Bull's horns. The line at the shop is really long, but he eventually gets it. At the coronation he goes to get some punch for him and Iron Bull. There is no punchline.