What would happen if you put lyrium in the microwave?
And this.
And what would happen if you put red lyrium in the microwave?
Your microwave comes alive, grows to monstrous size, stuffs you full of vegetables, wraps you in plastic (while poking a hole to let steam vent) and cooks you for 10-12 minutes on High.
Hey guys, what do you think of Mike Hawke?

Hey guys, what do you think of Mike Hawke?
I think he should be nicknamed Amish!Hawke;
http://b.bimg.dk/nod...80724-amish.jpg
https://s-media-cach...4a809a76437.jpg
Note: I mean this affectionately, of course ![]()
I think he should be nicknamed Amish!Hawke;
http://b.bimg.dk/nod...80724-amish.jpg
https://s-media-cach...4a809a76437.jpg
Note: I mean this affectionately, of course
You are forgiven, English.
There are no words to describe how much I DESPISE the Bronto in the Emerald Graves. all I want to do is kill these Giants in relative ease and peace, but no, OH NO, every single stray attack from my companions just HAS to lure in a group of no more, and no less, than four goddamn Bronto, just to make things that much more annoying and stressful. Thanks a lot you ridiculous Rhino wannabes, I DESPISE you all.
If Vivienne, under any circumstances, were to met the Hero of Ferelden, would she treat him/her any better than she treated Blackwall?