Not sure if OP is serious, but here goes.
I think Inquisition is thoroughly mediocre, and unfortunately it doesn't achieve this by being mediocre in all aspects, but by being very good in some parts and pretty awful in others.
Firstly, I love the cast of companions. I get easily annoyed, but in Inquisition there was no one I didn't enjoy taking along and I changed up my group pretty much every time I left home. They had great dialogue and banter (when it worked) lines which were delivered with stellar voice acting.
The landscapes I wandered through are a thing of beauty. I might have been fine with one less desert, but that's a mere quibble compared with the grandeur and diversity of scenery BioWare had put into the game.
And then they go ahead and combine this with a weak main plot and side content that's so lame that Skyrim's radiant quest system can procedurally generate quests I find way more interesting to play than Inquisition's "click the letter for a text popup and then run where it tells you to" kind of thing. If a great cast of characters is BioWare's positive specialty, then producing utterly soulless side quests is their negative one ever since DA2.
I still played through the game with a rather high motivation, but it took me a while to realize that I was mostly driven by the hope to experience another moment like In Your Heart Shall Burn. But that moment never came, so I resigned myself to looking forward to an epic final confrontation with Coryphywaffles...only to have him keel over after what seemed a rather one-sided fight.
And finally the Inquisitor's voice overs and "emotion" wheel. Sigh. I hoped there would be moments to show anger and conviction, humor, compassion... but I felt that all I got was neutral with slight variations. When I wanted to be furious, I got "slightly grumpy". When I wanted to show sadness, I got "mildly put off". It took them until Trespasser to get away from the neutral tone for at least one scene.
It could have been so much better.