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[IllustriousT]

Tickle Aveline please, she treats everyone rather stoically.

 

Darktown

 

 

Donnen Asks Riordan, "Killing That Ogre Was Nice?"

 

Chapter xxx: Hard in Hightown 

 

Next: BROODMOTHER

[MrGDL87]

Big Red Onions Of Denerim Make Onlookers Teary, Hurting Everyone's Retinas.

 

Next: HIGHTOWN

[AutumnWitch]

Having intriguing gowns, harlots tease Oghren's whimsical nature.

 

Redcliffe

[MrGDL87]

Repelling Eamon's Demon Can Leave Isolde Feeling Frivolously Egotistical.

 

Next: GHOUL

[Jedi Comedian]

Repelling Eamon's Demon Can Leave Isolde Feeling Frivolously Egotistical.

Next: GHOUL

Gamlen Has Orlesians Under Lowtown

AMELL

[AutumnWitch]

Alistair makes especially lousy love.

 

Lyrium

[Jedi Comedian]

Alistair makes especially lousy love.

Lyrium

Loghain, You Read In Uthenera Marvelously!

ANDERS

[IllustriousT]

Loghain, You Read In Uthenera Marvelously!

ANDERS

 

Assuming Nathaniel's Deadly Evasiveness Regarding Stealth.

 

Next: VISCOUNT

[Jedi Comedian]

Assuming Nathaniel's Deadly Evasiveness Regarding Stealth.

Next: VISCOUNT

Viscount, Is Sebastian Cooking Omelets Under Nathaniel's Trousers?

BLOOMING ROSE

[MrGDL87]

Bethany Loves Orange Overcoats Made In Nevarra (Getting Rained On Sucks Eggs!)

 

Next: BETHANY

[AutumnWitch]

Bethany endures the hatred and negative yobs.

 

Eluvian

[Jedi Comedian]

Bethany endures the hatred and negative yobs.

Eluvian

Elves Love Urthemiel? Vaughan Is Absurdly Nuts.

CYRION

[AutumnWitch]

CYRION

 

Can your rogue impale Orsino nicely?

 

Seekers

[IllustriousT]

CYRION

 

Can your rogue impale Orsino nicely?

 

Seekers

 

Sera Explains Evasion Kinetic Energy Really Sensibly. 

 

(hmm...I must be on a rogue evasive thing today)

 

Next: GANDER

 

(to celebrate the new members of the family)

[dawnstone]

Gardens Always Need Diminutive Elven Reproductions

 

There aren't gnomes in DA, unfortunately.

 

From a random page in the DA Wiki:

 

JOHANE HARIMANN

[ArcaneEsper]

Jealous Orange Humans Annoy Nevarran Elves, Hollering All Rudeness In Mind At Nice Nuns

(dawnstone how could u)

Next: LEANDRA

[AutumnWitch]

Leliana especially appreciates nugs during roaming adventures.

 

Hinterlands

[ModernAcademic]

HINTERLANDS

 

Hurry, Inquisitor; Novices Trumped Elven Rage, Liberated Allies; Now Defeat Solas!

 

 

(those novices from the Inquisition are really rocking, huh? Who's training them? Cullen?)

 

 

 

XEBENKECK

[Qun00]

(Ohh... you nug humper)

Xenophobic Elves Beheaded Everyone. Nine Kids Eviscerated Completely, Kneeling.

Next: ISTIMAETHORIEL.

[IllustriousT]

(Ohh... you nug humper)

Xenophobic Elves Beheaded Everyone. Nine Kids Eviscerated Completely, Kneeling.

Next: ISTIMAETHORIEL.

 

Nice one.

 

Initially, Seekers Thought In Myopic Assumptions, Explaining Thedosian History Obscurely, Reality Is Easily Lamentable.

(phew)

 

Next: The Iron Bull

[Jedi Comedian]

Nice one.

Initially, Seekers Thought In Myopic Assumptions, Explaining Thedosian History Obscurely, Reality Is Easily Lamentable.
(phew)

Next: The Iron Bull

The Hilarious Elves, In Ragged Outfits, Never Beg Urthemiel Love Letters

PAVUS

[d1ta]

People
Admiring
Varric's
Unused
Socks

Next: De'Launcet

[Jedi Comedian]

People
Admiring
Varric's
Unused
Socks

Next: De'Launcet

Dorian, Elven Lancers Attack Unsure New Chevaliers, Ending Tevinter!

COMMANDER OF THE GREY

[IllustriousT]

Dorian, Elven Lancers Attack Unsure New Chevaliers, Ending Tevinter!

COMMANDER OF THE GREY

 

 

Cullen's Officers Maintain Metal Armor, Deterioration Elicits Reprimands Of "Failing To Honor Explicit Guidelines." Real Exception: You. 

 

Next: HONNLEATH

[Tamyn]

Cullen's Officers Maintain Metal Armor, Deterioration Elicits Reprimands Of "Failing To Honor Explicit Guidelines." Real Exception: You. 

 

Next: HONNLEATH

 

Hollering, Oghren Nabbed Nearby Lozenges, Enduring Aggressive Thundering Hiccups.

 

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