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[KumoriYami]

Was sorta imagining a giant Sir Pounce-a-lot smashing Stenishok and the rest of the Qunari... So id like to ask: what is the silliest or crackiest way you see the Qunari threat brought to its end by?

 

I nominate death by kittens.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Supply them with a huge supply of cookies, then attack when they are all sleepy after the super crash. 

[Beren Von Ostwick]

We take a chapter from Star Trek.  Amass two huge fleets of transport ships, fill them all with nugs, set sail for Seheron and Par Vollen.  Unload.

 

No tribble at all.

[Ariella]

We take a chapter from Star Trek.  Amass two huge fleets of transport ships, fill them all with nugs, set sail for Seheron and Par Vollen.  Unload.

 

No tribble at all.

 

Don't do that. It hurts

 

I say just unload pipeweed on them.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

  So many people are anti-pun around here!

[Absafraginlootly]

We attack the Qun with hummus. 

[KumoriYami]

....I would love the tribble idea. you get the qunari hooked on this fuzzy little furballs only to have them discover they repopulate faster than they can convert new vidathari or however you spell that.

[Ashagar]

Tevinter counter attacking with armies of flying, fire breathing cows.

[htisscrimbliv]

beat them with sticks while yelling, "Bad qunari".

[Nefla]

Write them a strongly worded letter which convinces them of the error of their ways. Alternatively get them to worship Sandal as their new god.

[AlleluiaElizabeth]

Was sorta imagining a giant Sir Pounce-a-lot smashing Stenishok and the rest of the Qunari... So id like to ask: what is the silliest or crackiest way you see the Qunari threat brought to its end by?

 

I nominate death by kittens.

Introduce them to chocolate chip cookies. Then hold the cookies hostage till they give in to your demands and surrender.

 

If Sten is any indication, they'll fold in a week.

 

Or take a leaf out of the real world and replace "cookies" with "opium" or some other addictive, lethargy-inducing narcotic that works on Qunari (Blood lotus pollen, maybe?). I think its an underhanded way to fight somebody, but it'd work.

[Cyrus Amell]

Stop importing Qunari Cheese and Seheron Cotton, thus forcing the Qun to rethink it's approach to long-term trade agreements. Or, I don't know, capture Anders and drop him off on Par Vollen with a batch of the crap he had us gather in Dragon Age 2 then watch the fireworks.  

[RoseLawliet]

Have Varric and Cullen team up: one makes tons of DON'T signs, the other gets people to whack the qunari with them. Varric will think this is highly amusing, so long as it's done far away from his precious Kirkwall. Cullen will sigh and say these people have better things to do.

[Ashaantha]

Get Krem to knit up some giant stuffed nug toys and fire them from catapults at the Qunari.

[Vargeisa]

Tell the DA equivalent of the chinese that Qunari horns can be used as an aphrodisiac. They'll be on the endangered species list in no time.

[KumoriYami]

Do the stuffed nug plushes have wings? Lol.

[lynroy]

Butterflies.

[Qis]

Being uncertain will be their undoing

[RoseLawliet]

Or... Or... Just go with me here: Chinese finger traps. How can the Antaam invade things when they have no free hands?

[DuskWanderer]

My suggestion is dwarf-clap

[AlleluiaElizabeth]

Have Varric and Cullen team up: one makes tons of DON'T signs, the other gets people to whack the qunari with them. Varric will think this is highly amusing, so long as it's done far away from his precious Kirkwall. Cullen will sigh and say these people have better things to do.

You'd have to get Aveline in on that somehow.

 

 

Or... Or... Just go with me here: Chinese finger traps. How can the Antaam invade things when they have no free hands?

You get a like for both the suggestion and your name. Isn't there a gif of L with a finger trap somewhere? Google is failing me.

 

 

Being uncertain will be their undoing

Yes! Existential crisis FTW! I actually threaten to do this to people all the time. lol It'd be so much fun to actually be able to go through with it.

[GoldenGail3]

Grabbing my Male Mage Lavellen and making him walk to Par Vollen wearing a huge "Just don't" sign. The sign will have magic in it (made by Dorian) to trap the Qunari forces in time. It's funny because he's a Cass romance

[RoseLawliet]

Grabbing my Male Mage Lavellen and making him walk to Par Vollen wearing a huge "Just don't" sign. The sign will have magic in it (made by Dorian) to trap the Qunari forces in time. It's funny because he's a Cass romance

 

Are we talking portable static cage? Just imagine that thing being able to move, and dragging everything inside with it.

[Nefla]

The plan should involve a large number of angry chickens.

[KumoriYami]

ooh, what about... sappy poetry? just for the lols.