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[Gold Dragon]

Get that army of bears from the hinterlands and ship them to par volen.  Should turn the trick.

 

 

Oh.  And dye them pink.  Cause reasons.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Get that army of bears from the hinterlands and ship them to par volen.  Should turn the trick.

 

 

Oh.  And dye them pink.  Cause reasons.

 

Be sure to enable Grizzly End first!

[Paragonslustre]

Toreadors, Olé!

[FemShem]

Ear Wigs, slam the doors and they have to listen to the Chant of Light until they have a religious conversion.  

And send them that evil Chantry sister from Origins in the beginning who if you tell her you don't believe in the Maker, she calls you a heretic and runs you off...if she survived Ostagar...she should scare the crap out of the Qun.

[d1ta]

Magically transform their forest to Poet-Trees. Their hearing will be assaulted by nonstop puns and poetry day in day out.

Rain their homeland with sweet desserts, junkfood and board games.

Inquisitor screamed, "YOU'RE FIRED!" and literally set the flame

Give them a time out and no cookies.

[Setheneran]

Moles in the Qunari forces will direct them too far South towards the overly cold environment. Those barely clothed horned-people who are used to Par Vollen's hot tropic climate will freeze to death while the Avvar point fingers at them and cackle their bottoms off. 

[Serza]

Send in MileyChicken, then watch as the entire Qun starts begging for peace as MileyChicken is half way to Par Vollen.

 

...DQers will understand.

[KumoriYami]

Convince qunari that licking a frozen lampost will allow them to obtain elightment...

[GoldenGail3]

Are we talking portable static cage? Just imagine that thing being able to move, and dragging everything inside with it.

Yes. Of course.

[Qun00]

Get 'em drunk.

That will get them to be themselves rather than what they're told to be.

[ZerebusPrime]

I'll stop them!  First, I'll need seven metric tons of butter, three hundred embriums, and two hundred cheese wheels.  Then I need you to find a copy of the Tome of Koslun and the skin of a golden nug.  Lastly, and this is critical, I need the Inquisitor's new prosthetic arm.  It's very important to me!

[Serza]

BRAIN BLEACH. DONK HAS UNLEASHED THE MILEYCHICKEN.

[KaiserShep]

Subvert the Qun by convincing its common folk to accept their lord and savior Sandal. 

[d1ta]

Donk. That is just golden

[berelinde]

Ear Wigs, slam the doors and they have to listen to the Chant of Light until they have a religious conversion.  

And send them that evil Chantry sister from Origins in the beginning who if you tell her you don't believe in the Maker, she calls you a heretic and runs you off...if she survived Ostagar...she should scare the crap out of the Qun.

Send in that elderly Chantry sister from Denerim who keeps talking about food in the chant. You know, the one who says the Maker breads sinners and brings ham to innocents. The Tamassrans will all decide they're hungry and forget all about Koslun.

[DarkAmaranth1966]

Just sic Isabella on them, repeatedly, preferably while she is drunk, until they agree to abandon the Qun and let her have that book.

[Dai Grepher]

The Vivienne Method: Send Vivienne to pose as a Tamassran. The Iron Lady will have them under heel within a week.

 

The Varric Method: Replace the Tome of Koslun with the complete series of Hard in Hightown.

 

The Cassandra Method: Replace the Tome of Koslun with the complete series of Swords and Shields. (Also stab the Tome of Koslun first.)

 

The Solas Method: Get them all stoned.

 

The Thom Method: Conscript them all into the Grey Wardens.

 

The Sera Method: Arrows, right in the dangle bags. (No effect on females directly. Woof.)

 

The Sten Method: Make them all fat softies with unlimited cookies, flowers, and kittens.

 

The Oghren Method: Keep tripping them.

 

The Faryn/Isabela Method: Take their stuff and deny them Par Vollen.

[KumoriYami]

The Vivienne Method: Send Vivienne to pose as a Tamassran. The Iron Lady will have them under heel within a week.

 

The Varric Method: Replace the Tome of Koslun with the complete series of Hard in Hightown.

 

The Cassandra Method: Replace the Tome of Koslun with the complete series of Swords and Shields. (Also stab the Tome of Koslun first.)

 

The Solas Method: Get them all stoned.

 

The Thom Method: Conscript them all into the Grey Wardens.

 

The Sera Method: Arrows, right in the dangle bags. (Doesn't effect females directly. Woof.)

 

The Sten Method: Make them all fat softies with unlimited cookies, flowers, and kittens.

 

The Oghren Method: Keep tripping them.

 

The Faryn/Isabela Method: Take their stuff and deny them Par Vollen.

....lol I really like the Solas method... though that could be interpreted two ways at least.

[Elista]

Time travel to meet Koslun at the moment he had his revelation, and dance the kasatchok to drive his attention away from the locusts.

[Nonoru]

Replace the Tome of Koslun with Sandal's Journal. 

[TheExtreamH]

i'll just send Justin Bieber 

[GoldenGail3]

i'll just send Justin Bieber

Oh. Yes. Give him as a sacfrice to the Qun. They shall be killed by how annoying his is..

[Bolt]

Moles in the Qunari forces will direct them too far South towards the overly cold environment. Those barely clothed horned-people who are used to Par Vollen's hot tropic climate will freeze to death while the Avvar point fingers at them and cackle their bottoms off. 

I vote for using actual moles.  They'll be too busy repairing their lawns to bother anybody else.

[KumoriYami]

well if there are dwarven ruins in par vollen that means there should be tunnels the qunari live on top of? destroy the underground infrastructure before they know what hit them.

[RoseLawliet]

Suggestion from the boyfriend: DA-verse genophage. I don't think he understood the "silly" aspect of this...

 

His new suggestion: a giant dance party. Whoever wins gets the other's territory.