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[Ballax]

Why don't we just summon a thresher maw? Worked the last time.

[Neres]

The Cole Method: Stab all the assholes in charge, leave behind nice fluffy things before anyone realizes what just happened.

[CoM Solaufein]

Demons. Iron Bull wets himself in the Fade in regards to demons

[d1ta]

Tell Cole to gather all his spirit friends.. in one unison waves their hand and say, "Forget".

And that, is how the Inquisition beats the Qun.

[KumoriYami]

not sure if that would be possible given how spirits of compassion are apparently rare...  and if Cole would actually do that since the Qun does make its followers... mostly happy.

[d1ta]

Well, this thread IS about 'silliest ways' (as in being silly) so I guess using spirits here is slightly more likely than say, summoning a thresher maw, giving the Qun a time out, or maybe invite PSY so we can gangnam dance our way into peace

[Urzon]

We send them about a million copies of the Hard In Hightown series, and while they're entranced by Varric's books, Tevinter and everyone else unleashes a surprise assault on the island.  

 

Bonus Points if the assault teams pop up right when everyone is reading how the book's enemies show up out of nowhere.

[RoseLawliet]

Do you think giving them the silent treatment for a long enough time would have them questioning their own existence?

[ComedicSociopathy]

Bribing them with cookies.

[Medhia_Nox]

Ask them to solve the problem in American politics before invading.  

 

We'll be good for a few hundred years. 

[ThePhoenixKing]

Deploy Merrill with a feather. Can't conquer the world if they're being tickled!

[Qun00]

Add extra sugar/salt to all their food! Throw their little world of perfect order into disarray!

Mwahahahaha

Ask them to solve the problem in American politics before invading.  
 
We'll be good for a few hundred years.

Or two seconds.

"This chaos can only end by having your society submit to the Qun!"

[d1ta]

Hey, maybe submitting to the Qun is a good idea
(Not so hot on the 'no family' idea, though )

[Ashagar]

No ,so ken on the whole religious Owellian state complete with thought police and the whole core is mother core is father thing the Qunari have going... So a Tevinter attack with the flying fire breathing cows I mentioned earlier followed by ice breathing weasels sent over on boats then finished off with parachuting ninja bears on tricycles.

[Kouzai]

First post but I couldn't help but give my two copper. The silliest way to end the invasion is rather simple: childhood television show characters and mascots. Think about it... Barney with his I love you song and the creepiness that are Tellitubbies would drive the most secure in the Qun beings to suicide within the week.

 

Step One: Marathon - Have the three leaders (and the next few in chain of command) restrained by both mundane and magical means so they can only move their eyes. Each time they try to close there eyes from the illusion (or whatever it is) have bolts of electricity shock them into watching again.

Yes, it's torture but we wouldnn't want them to miss Seasame Street.

 

Step 2: Pointy - After the 3rd day straight of little food/drink, no sleep, and enough hallugenics and spells that affect the mind give them a 30 min reprieve with the promise of Leave it to Beaver and 90's English dub of Sailor Moon. Leave a single shiv behind. Wait then clear out bodies.

 

Step 3: Sweddish Chef - Now leaderless and without clear lin of command, send in the chef to poison the food while the resident frogman (heh) blows up their dreadnaughts. Miss piggy will send more to their end as they slaughter one another to flee her complaints.

Better shield her completely 

 

Step 4: Cleaning - Have locals mop up the insane remnants.

 

Thisis just what I think. Oh and I'm using my ps3 to post... No computer so potential bad spelling