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[ComTrav]

I've only seen a few conversations that involves all three companions in the party: Zevran, Morrigan, and Alistair.



Zevran starts trying to get his game on with Morrigan: You are so beautiful, a woman like you in Antiva would be worshipped as a goddess, blah blah blah...



Morrigan gives him the cold shoulder at first: I have no wish to be put on a pedestal.



Zevran keeps it going: Why not? It is your right! In a city like Antiva, an exotic beauty like yours would be appreciated for all its worth (goes on)



Morrigan: Well, maybe...



Alistair: Ok, you win.



Zevran: I told you.

[Silo10]

best. line. ever

in the dalish camp, on the quest for the wimpy cammen to try to get him his girl.

after talking to the girl, you eventualy convince her not only to not go for cammen, but to sleep with you.

you go back to cammen.

PC: i slept with her.

cammen: what! oh my god i was supposed to marry her.

PC: no harm done, just sampling to goods!

cammen: *runs off crying into the woods*

[Spava]

when removing Shale from the party:
"Pigeon crap!"

also this (favorite moment):


Pure niftyness

[Rm80]

well I never seem to remember lines when asked about them, but the lines in Dragon Age must be the best lines ever....,even compared to othere Bioware games.

The Alister vs Morrigan lines are great tho....

edit: Oh just remembered the last line before the end....

something like 

-Hey Sandal how did all the Ogres and darkspawn manged to die here?

-"Enchantment!" 

Modifié par Rm80, 14 novembre 2009 - 06:16 .

[ShinriS]

Zevran: 'I don't like things invading my personal space... usually.'



Something to that effect.

[Lianaar]

Morrigan and Alister are constant members with me. Their interaction cracks me up. Usually Morrigan washes the floor with Alister, apart from the time I arrived at the dwarves, where Alister decided to 'try' to prove he isn't so stupid.

And he did manage to find her weak point. Not word for word quotations of two conversations:

Mor: Are you sure your eyes should wander there?
Al: I wasn't looking there.
Mor: So what were you watching then?
Al: Your nose.
Mor: What is so remarkable on my nose that validates such attention?
Al: It looks just like your mother's.
Mor: I hate you!
Al: Did you say something?
Mor: Oh, nothing....

not so much later

Mor: Do I really look like my mother?
Al: I knew you'll be thinking about that all the time.
Mor: I haven't!! I am just .. curious.
Al: Age a hundred years or two and you'll be just like her.
Mor: I am nothing like her!
Al: Maybe a bit more, perfect resemblance.
Mor: I am nothing like her!!!
Al (with a very victorious tone of voice): Yeah, you got me convinced.

Modifié par Lianaar, 14 novembre 2009 - 07:22 .

[Lianaar]

Zevran giving advice to Alister on how to pleasure his fellow Grey Warden, and Alister's reactions such as:
- Are we really talking about it, or did I just hit my head? 
- I am not listening. La la la la!

Morrigan to Zevran: Remind me to bring you along if we go sailing. The hot air will prove useful.

[Lianaar]

ComTrav wrote...

I've only seen a few conversations that involves all three companions in the party: Zevran, Morrigan, and Alistair.

Zevran starts trying to get his game on with Morrigan: You are so beautiful, a woman like you in Antiva would be worshipped as a goddess, blah blah blah...

Morrigan gives him the cold shoulder at first: I have no wish to be put on a pedestal.

Zevran keeps it going: Why not? It is your right! In a city like Antiva, an exotic beauty like yours would be appreciated for all its worth (goes on)

Morrigan: Well, maybe...

Alistair: Ok, you win.

Zevran: I told you.

That made me laugh so badly. I guess I love all conversations which ends up in Morrigan burst in a 'I hate you all.'

[Dnarris]

My favorite line is "Yes...swooping...is...bad." by Alistar in reference to Morrigan's comment about barbarians swooping in on them in the wilds.



A close second is when Alistar calls Morrigan "some kind of sneaky witch-thief".





One of my favorite conversations between Alistar and Morrigan though is:



Alistar: So, I was just wondering if we could talk about your mother?



Morrigan: Why must me talk about my mother, what about yours?



Alistar: Well, your mother is a witch and lives in the wilds much much more interesting.



Morrigan: Oh, did you read that in a book? I certainly hope that the small letters did not over strain you much.



Alistar: Or we could not talk about your mother.....I'm fine with that.



Perhaps not 100% accurate, but close enough. ^^

[Dragon Age1103]

idk the exact quote but in Orzammar when the town crier says Bahlen killed in assembly after loosing the throne, Epic Fail. I died when i heard that!!!!

[Sword_Slashing_Toner]

Leliana: "Maybe we could get you in a nice dress one day. Silk. No, maybe velvet. Velvet is heavier, better to guard against the cold in Ferelden. Dark red velvet, yes. With gold embroidery. It should be cut low in the front of course, we don't want to hide your features."
Morrigan: "Stop looking at my breasts like that. Tis most disturbing!"
Leliana: "You don't think so? And if it's cut low in the front we must put your hair up to show off that lovely neck."
Morrigan: "You are insane. I would sooner let Alistair dress me."
Leliana: "It'll be fun, I promise! We'll get some shoes too! Ah, shoes! We could go shopping together!"

The way she says the 'disturbing' line is just spot-on, along with her persistent refusal to get dressed-up

Modifié par Sword_Slashing_Toner, 14 novembre 2009 - 08:32 .

[Mr.Raphelt]

Oghren...Well fart me a lullabye

[Dnarris]

Dragon Age1103 wrote...

idk the exact quote but in Orzammar when the town crier says Bahlen killed in assembly after loosing the throne, Epic Fail. I died when i heard that!!!!

I died as well.

I died a little inside.

I cannot stand terms like this. I think it is ridiculous when I read a post on the internet with someone referring to something full of fail or an undertaking was an epic fail.

To bad I could not kill the crier.

[David Gaider]

If you ever play the City Elf and encounter Vaughn once again in Arl Howe's dungeon, he mentions the "disruption" to your wedding and your companions become a bit curious.



Morrigan: "A wedding? Oh, do tell."

PC: "There was rape. And the caterer brought the wrong cake."

Morrigan: "The wrong cake? My, but that *is* disastrous!"



Makes me laugh every single time.

[jedirogues]

Enchantment? Enchantment!

[jedirogues]

Ohgren to Shale, right as you enter one of the underground cities, i think the tiage, they were talkin about somthing and i think shale mentioned he killed someoen for some odd reason and ohgren replies "remind me never to fart around you"

[kaboom4]

"ENCHANTMENT!"

[Fudzie]

During a recent battle, I heard Alistair say "Reverting to harsh language!"



...I had to go into the toolset to make sure that was an actual line.

[Lianaar]

Morrigan and Shale conversation ending with Shale saying:

"It does have a certain bird-like quality in its sadism, I let you that."

[dheer]

So I started reading the scroll that lists the defenders of the Warden's keep....

Chair-Thrower Lopez.

Hahaha, it totally caught me off guard. I wonder if there's a funny story behind it.

Modifié par dheer, 15 novembre 2009 - 02:45 .

[DriderQueen]

Mine was when you go around with Alistair and Wynne.



(Conversation about Alistair looking at my PC ass.)

Alistair : I look at her for guidance.

Wynne : And what kind of guidance did you find in those swaying hips?

Alistair : I wasn't ... staring... I ... Maybe I looked, but I wasn't staring at her... backside!

Wynne : If you say so.

Alistair : You are mean. I hate you.

[Visenya]

Alistair: "Necessary? Having to relieve yourself after an eight-hour ride is necessary. But there's no excuse for summoning demons!"



or



Leliana started a dialogue with my PC asking about Alistair's "experience" in love.

After a few seconds Alistair interrupts: "What are you giggling about? W-what is she giggling about?!"

possible answers:

- Nothing. Just girls talk.

- You. And your performance.

- Uh... darkspawn.



Had me giggling too.

[vocalemuse]

One of my favorite 'lol' moments comes from none other than Oghren. My human female is in a relationship (now married to King Alistair as I've beaten the game... /sad) so she asks to talk in private with Alistair while partied with Oghren and asks to kiss him. I just wanted to see what the dwarf would say, and I nearly choked on my drink from laughing.

PC: (Kiss him.)

Alistair: But what about our audience? You don't think...

Oghren: Don't mind me, I like to watch.

Alistair: *in weirded out-sarcastic voice* That's not creepy.

ROFL. I'm not sure why that one tickled me so much but Alistair's reponse just put it over the top, the way he says it is so freaking hilarious. xD This game has some of the best voice acting ever.

Modifié par vocalemuse, 15 novembre 2009 - 04:58 .

[stoopidboiy313]

Shale to Wynne
Shale: I have a question perhaps it can answer, Elder Mage?

Wynne: Must it always be 'Elder Mage?' I'm not a wizened old crow just yet.

Shale: Would it prefer Mage-Well-Past-Her-Prime-Don't-Mind-The-Sagging-Bits?

Wynne: You have an odd way of requesting answers to your questions...

The conversation goes on a bit, but gets serious after this point. Cracked me up, though. Freakin' love Shale.