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[Visenya]

vocalemuse wrote...
This game has some of the best voice acting ever.

Totally agree. The way Alistair (not so innocently) asked "Have you ever licked a lampost in winter?" made my ears blush.  And his "Yeeees?" when you choose him while in a party makes me laugh every time.

When you play human noble origin and you kill the rats in the kitchen, Ser Gilmore says: "Every good adventure starts with killing rats". How true considering "some" BioWare games.

In case you haven't done it yet - go and check the gravestones in the Village of Haven. It's worth it. But you won't probably see them until you finish the quest with the Urn and return back. My favourites are:
"Horses, capes, barbarians... R.I.P."
"In loving memory of multiplayer."
"Here lies spam. Good riddance and may you never hunt us again."

Go check the rest yourselves.

And lastly -  Sten's sarcastic line:  "Interesting strategy. Tell me: Do you intend to keep going north until it becomes south and attack the archdemon from the rear?"

[DalishRanger]

There's so many hilarious lines in this game, it's hard to pick even just a few. Several have already been mentioned, but another one I found great amusement in was when romancing Leliana with my male mage and she invited me to her tent; you can play (or actually be) dumb to her offer, and that way's more fun to me than just accepting.

The conversation went along these lines:

Leliana: But now it's getting late. I think I might... Turn in early. I can't help thinking about how soft and warm my bedroll is.
PC: You don't want to talk to me anymore?
Leliana: Oh, of course I do. You know I enjoy your company. But it's getting a little chilly and I'd prefer to be in my bedroll.
PC: Well, I shan't keep you.
Leliana: You know, it would be nice if you came with me.
PC: What for?
Leliana: So I can show you my collection of pressed flowers, obviously.
PC: I didn't know you collected pressed flowers.
Leliana: I... Don't. Stop pretending you don't know what I want.
PC: I have no idea what's going on.
Leliana: Oh, the games you play. Listen, I want to spend the night with you. There, I said it.
PC: You want me to come to bed?
Leliana: Oh, now he gets it.

The delivery of the lines was fantastic.

[Creston918]

When you're going to Save the Queen, I brought Shale (by that point equipped with Brilliant Nature Gems, so he's glowing green.)



The queen's maid : "You're going to have to leave this big walking... rock behind! It'll never be able to sneak in here!"



Shale : "I do tend to draw attention."



I'm paraphrasing, but it was awesome.

[OdinTGE]

deltaxsi wrote...

"A chanter says 'what?' "

BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!1

That one was pretty damn good.

[Fayerielle]

Zevran: "What exactly are you drinking my fine dwarven friend?"

Oghren:"You can't have any!"

Zevran:"Do not worry, I won't. The stench is worse than your feet."

Oghren:"What're you doing smelling my feet, uh? Is that some kind of Antivan perversion?"

Zevran:"It is difficult not to smell your feet. Perhaps in Antiva."

Oghren:"Now you're beginning to sound like Branka."

Zevran:"Well, she must have been a dwarf with astoundingly clean feet."





I also like the one between Wynne and Alistair



Alistair: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat who swallowed the pigeon.

Wynne: Canary.

Alistair: What?

Wynne: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.

Alistair: I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?

Wynne: You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were...enraptured.

Alistair: She's our leader. I look to her for guidance.

Wynne: Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips hmm?

Alistair': No no no, I wasn't looking at...you know her...hind-quarters

Wynne: Certainly.

Alistair: I gazed...glanced, in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring...or really seeing anything even.

Wynne: Of course.

Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.

[Zotic]

My fav is something Morrigan says when you get to lake callenhad and sees the circle tower... don't quite remember exactly but she says it looks like a "phallus" ( yes she actually uses the word phallus )

[OdinTGE]

PatT2 wrote...

Shale, when he asks..."these new crystals, do they make me look --wider--?"

My Char: No, they're very slimming!

she*

[OdinTGE]

Lemonio wrote...

where is the "a chanter says what?" line from?

The chanter in Lothering.  It's something you can say to him (her? don't remember).

[Rattleface]

Tomas:
(running up bridge with his stupid face)
"Are you here to help us?"

PC:
"Get out of my way,  I have no time for slack-jawed fools."

Modifié par Rattleface, 17 novembre 2009 - 08:14 .

[EricHVela]

Duncan: *sigh*

(Where your character and Alistair are making fun of the boring job of lighting the beacon.)

[ComTrav]

Hehe, being sent to light the beacon...



"The last time I was sent on a side mission away from the main battle I ended up exiled!"

[SJR200]

Queen Aroana: This Brigand was trying to kidnap me!



Me: Uh oh.

[Gerrawn]

Alistair: I happen to be quite fetching in a dress.

[_____o_O___]

The two guys talking at the lake behind the fence near the mage task collector.

"This is all some sick bastards twisted mind."

"I don't think it is that bad."



That sums it up. In relation to the game world

[EricHVela]

Any time Alistair stutters about his sexual exploits... or lack thereof.

[Lianaar]

You wiped your feet on Oghren's love door mat.

Are you propositioning me?

Yes, you get in there woman and get ready (something like this)

(then falling to his back in drunken sleep)

[UnAffectedFiddle]

"Maybe I should get you a ladder, SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK" - line your character says when you click on items if you used the "violent" voice.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Huamn noble woman to Duncan:.

"Perhaps we can meet tonight...in my room?"



Duncan: "I...I eum...appreciate your enthusiasm. But it would be innappropriate for me to be in your room with no escort".



That made me lol. First time seeing Duncan nervous.

[seb__]

David Gaider wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Is it the 'sword of truthness' line? 

Heh, no. Feargus to Oren: "Don't worry, son. You'll see a sword up close real soon, I promise."

Hehe, that one IS evil. I accidently smiled tough, but nobody was looking

My favorite right after the "Can you cook?"-conversation ist Sten with his strange sense of humor: "Do you want to go north until it's south to get the arch deamons back?" (or something similar)

[RunCDFirst]

Don't know if it's been brought up, but the whole conversation with Shale and about his master having to shrink him so he could fit through doorways.

[Creston918]

After being captured in Fort Dakon, I let Zevran and Morrigan come rescue me. I figured Zevran would be a better bluffer than Morrigan, so he makes up some utterly lame tale about delivering some "personal" items to the captain.



In the waiting room, the following conversation happens :



Morrigan : "That has to have been the lamest trick in the world. I can't believe it actually worked!"



Zevran (irritated) : "Why wouldn't it work? I am a master manipulator!"



His voice acting is hilarious.

[Rattleface]

I really enjoyed letting Dog bluff during the prison break.



(Let dog... bluff?)

And he rolls over on his back and they're like "What's wrong with 'em?!"



And then the Captain comes in, and you can you let Dog work his charms.



Dog: Happy bark!

Captain: Is that a purebred mabari?!