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[Kreidian]

Just had this line, when you first meet Zev with my female rogue.

After he just told me how deadly and beautiful my character was he adds,

"Not that I think you'll respond to simple flattery. But there are worse things in life then serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess."



Just make me laugh.

[Creston918]

Heard this one for the first time today. After Alistair goes down, and he gets back up.



"What happened? We won? YAY!"



And the way he says Yay, it's like a little schoolgirl. Hehe

[Xaila]

"You'll have to forgive me if I shut my eyes and think of my dead wife." - Loghain, if you talk him into sleeping with Morrigan. Hehe.

[Faerell Gustani]

Alistair and Morrigan's conversation while walking around Lothering...

Alistair: So...let's talk about your mother...
Morrigan: Let's talk about your mother.

[Faerell Gustani]

Alistair and Morrigan's conversation while walking around Lothering...



Alistair and Morrigan's conversation while walking around Lothering...



Alistair: So...let's talk about your mother...

Morrigan: Let's talk about 'your' mother.

[Zeleras]

Bann Teagan with the possessed connor:

"Nobody tells him what to do anymore... noooobody, Ha ha!"



It's more in the delivery that makes me laugh everytime, that and him sitting down looking up at connor. I don't know if they intended it to be as funny as I found it but god damn it's great.

[kaispan]

lol yeah someone posted a link to that one I think



It's worth it just for the timing on the close up xD

[EricHVela]

"Don't eat the cheese." (Graffiti in Lloyd's Tavern)

[DarkLordDaishi]

Allstair- ah yes but I heard you often seduced your targets. they'd remember you.
Leliana- Not if they died...
Allstair-Oh.
Leliana- Dying in the company of a lovely seductress tell me that isn't a good death
Allstair- I don't know If I should take you seriously...But you scare me sometimes

Modifié par DarkLordDaishi, 19 novembre 2009 - 04:12 .

[Lucy Glitter]

Anytime Zevran hits on Wynne. 

Sten: (about his time in the cage) "I would give passerbys riddles in exchange for a treasure."
Alistair: "Really??"
Sten: "No."

[stzaa]

When handing out the letters to the widows i asked for some help and Morrigan said " your man is dead get over it" the delivery was great.

[Glamzuki]

There are so many great lines.

Sten's line about the elves are a nimble pointy eared people that excel at poverty.

( I did a spit take of soda all over my keyboard)



arrrrrrrr, Pirate Zevran reporting for duty, prepare to be boarded!!!!!

[Kreidian]

Here's another gem of a conversation. After Zevran once again tries to sweet talk Wynne about being a more "experienced" woman, at which point she decides to end the conversation.



Wynne: "I am going to step away now, calmly, respectfully - this is to prevent you from experiencing having your brain being forcibly removed through your ears."

Zev: "This must be a Ferelden thing, I swear."

[Auldrek]

You guys really need to follow the conversation when you try to convince Alistair to sleep with Morrigan. So many good lines. My two favorite responses:



"I...I must be hearing things but are you telling me to IMPREGNATE Morrigan in some kind of magical sex rite?!" (the voice acting is so great. You must hear this!)



"Here I was worried about creating another bastard heir and I didn't even CONSIDER that it might be some dragon...god...whatever!" (again the voice acting makes it great!)

[packardbell]

Probably talking to Leiana about taking a bite of her 'forbidden fruit' and her reaction was so cute.

[Fyreshock]

On my Second playthrough Shales endgame what are they doing now thing if you sacrifice yourself



Reports of an Angry Dwarven woman roaming the Imperium and slaughtering birds abound or something i laughed my butt off



also to harden up allistair for a Threesome you have to tell him after going to Goldannas house that Everyone is just out for themselves

[Smoli]

King Cailen asks the city elf how he got to ostagar



"I killed the son of the arl of denerim for raping my cousin"



"You...What?"



I loved that so much

[dannythefool]

Shianni: "Andraste's ass, you'd think I'd learn some social graces."

[OneBadAssMother]

Heh, I have to say it, this line is rather classic...



At Alistair... "So you're not just a bastard, but a ROYAL bastard?"

[MFCell]

David Gaider wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Is it the 'sword of truthness' line? 

Heh, no. Feargus to Oren: "Don't worry, son. You'll see a sword up close real soon, I promise."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That's f-ing terrible.

Terrible in a way that I can't stop laughing about.

[OneBadAssMother]

^ LOL!!! I didn't realise that until now lololol! hahaha

That's f--ed up funny lol

[Balthazars55]

I wholeheartedly agree that there is plenty of great dialogue in this game. I'm finding Shale to be particularly entertaining, just the right amount of morbid, cynical humour.

The dialogue tree about how Shale wanted to 'crush all the humans and stomp them flat, and their buildings, twice' got a pretty big chortle out of me.

[OneBadAssMother]

I'm freakin' downloading shale as we speak, and going slow. Argh, this video sold Shale to me...





Sometimes it's not the lines spoken its the scene and the animated reactions lol

[Archdemon Cthulhu]

When you walk into Redcliffe with Shale and Teagan says, "You are not the average group of travelers." And Shale says, "OH! GOOD EYE!"

[Mesecina]

Wynne: I'm old enough to be your Grandmother

Zevran: You say that as if it was a bad thing

Wynne: And what would you do with me if you had me? It's a game you play nothing more

Zevran: Ha you're a cynical woman Wynne. Cynical and powerful it drives me mad with desire

Wynne - loooooong silence and if you have subtitles on ... over her head for a long time, then you think it's over and start walking again "I'm going to walk away now"



Shale: most golems are slaves to whomever controls our control rod

Zevran: funny it works exactly the same for us as well



Alistair: So what's up are cheese supplies running low, rats in the cellar, come on I can take it

PC: no your dreams coming true... sex with Morrigan

Alistair: Haha good one sooo what's really up? (the delivery and how he relaxes leaning on the bed and crossing his arms are just priceless)