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[ZGold]

There's great lines throughout the whole game, so I'm going to buck the trend and go with a couple of awesome lines from the ill-fated Daveth and Ser Jory:



"Daveth: She'll put us all in the pot, she will. Just you watch.

Jory: If the pot's warmer than this forest, it'd be a nice change."



and



"Daveth: She's a witch, I tell you! We shouldn't be talking to her!

Jory: Quiet, Daveth! If she's really a witch, do you want to make her mad?"

[Never]

This convo:

[Hatem]

My favorite phrase:



"In war, victory

In peace, vigilance

In death, sacrifice"

[hellfrog]

SPOILER







"I'm a woman?!" - Shale.

[Cammy2709]

Gr4ntus wrote...

My favorite phrase:

"In war, victory
In peace, vigilance
In death, sacrifice"

Yass! Epic line!
It's my Xbox Live biography.
Yes, I'm sad.

[Iggynous]

Sten and Sandal's one word replys are the best



especially when Sandal's explaination for being surrounded by plent of dead darkspawn is "Enchantment!"

[Boeresmurf]

yeah Sandal's got some great hiddne powers.. would like to see more of him later on

the excitement he puts in his voice is epic......Sandal FTW

[Stalky24]

classic moment was when Alistair called Morrigan a "****". Hes bad boy.



But funniest moment of all time, after crowning of king, Stan says:



"Where is a cake? I was told that there will be cake!

Cake is a lie!"

[Tiref]

When talking to some npc about a quest, one of the chat options was "(Intimidate) Tell me, or i'll kick your head in!" It just made me burst out laughing because it just seemed so out of place amongst the other options, and the npc was fairly scrawny anyway, it was just so wrong... but funny.

[SandyWB]

Oghren: Who ate all the cabbage?

Sten: Why are you looking at me?

(some dialogue I can't remember now)

Oghren: You've given birth to a cloud to be proud of.



Juvenile, sure, but fart-jokes in Dragon Age sure made me laugh.

[SandyWB]

Oghren: Who ate all the cabbage?
Sten: Why are you looking at me?
(some dialogue I can't remember now)
Oghren: You've given birth to a cloud to be proud of.
Juvenile, sure, but fart-jokes in Dragon Age sure made me laugh.

[Gilead26]

There is a great line that comes up if you're romancing both Morrigan and Leliana. If you've had sex with Morrigan Leliana will confront you and say, among other things, that you are "trudging through her swamp" you can respond with this gem.



"Jealous? I could trudge through yours if you like"



that had rolling on the floor.

[Glamzuki]

Tiref wrote...

When talking to some npc about a quest, one of the chat options was "(Intimidate) Tell me, or i'll kick your head in!" It just made me burst out laughing because it just seemed so out of place amongst the other options, and the npc was fairly scrawny anyway, it was just so wrong... but funny.

Yes! I love the intimidate lines, they are so funny. Like on Sten's side quest, when questioning the shady merchant who won't tell you want you need to know...
(intimidate) "Sten, Pull off his arms." 
It was so perfect because Sten is looming behind you with his arms crossed all frowny. 

[Ninjaphrog]

"Well, she seems more like "Uhh pretty colors!", then "Hahaaah! I am princess Stabbity, Stab, kill, kill!" - Alistair

[Walina]

SandyWB wrote...

Oghren: Who ate all the cabbage?
Sten: Why are you looking at me?
(some dialogue I can't remember now)
Oghren: You've given birth to a cloud to be proud of.

Juvenile, sure, but fart-jokes in Dragon Age sure made me laugh.

I think my image of Sten has been broken O_o

[Vaeo]

Teagen: But I can see you are no ordinary travelers!



Shale: Gooood eye. *sarcastically*

[Entranced Zeda]

Ones of the lines from Zevran when you invite him to join you in your tent:

"Arrrr! Pirate Zevran, reporting for duty! Prepare to be boarded!"

Modifié par Entranced Zeda, 20 novembre 2009 - 05:29 .

[ZeroRate]

PC: Your Mother?

Morrigan: Yes my mother, You think I was born from the trees (or somthing like that)

Allstair: theify witchy trees I bet



probily got it all wrong but made me laugh.

[ZeroRate]

Draetor wrote...

Most of everyone's favourites are humorous lines. There was one from Wynne, it was a philosophical line. She used it while I was talking to her in camp. Arg...I can't remember it either, and I won't get to hear her say it this 2nd run because I killed her in the mage tower

Were she says that you can kind happiness and fulfillment within duty? by making others happy you can be happy yourself? if so I liked that too.

Modifié par ZeroRate, 20 novembre 2009 - 05:47 .

[LordWonka]

Orzammar after Bhelens Death said by a Harrowmont crier...



"Bhelen has gone against the Assembly and has been slain! Epic Fail!

[Bsett100]

This is off the top of my head so it's not exact but something along the lines of:
 
Wynne: "ALISTAIR, WHAT IS YOUR DIRTY SOCK DOING IN MY BEDROLL!"
Alistair: "That's not mine"
Wynne: "But it has your name sewn into it"
Alistair: "Oh, well you know how socks are always getting lost and end up in strange places"
Wynne: "Well here take this disgusting thing"
Alistair: "Thanks I'll put it on"
Wynne: "HOW CAN YOU WEAR THAT IT'S FILTHY!"
Alistair: "But it's dry"
 
This exchange had me laughing so hard I couldn't play for couple of minutes. 
    

[Count Viceroy]

Any of alistairs gags are winners in my book. Also one specific banter between morrigan and Alistair is just priceless. It's triggered once you get involved with Morrigan.

Modifié par Count Viceroy, 20 novembre 2009 - 06:44 .

[Sunaya]

Sheryl Chee wrote...

Xaila wrote...

I can't remember it exactly, but with the dog sniffing the cheese in Loghain's pocket. I dunno, it just struck me as hilarious that he carries around cheese.

Doesn't everyone? Hmm, just me then? Never mind...

AHA! So you're the one responsible for all of the cheese references in the game!

Being from Wisconsin, myself, I don't blame you.

[Driveninhifi]

There was one I saw a clip of that involved Wynne, Alistair and a female PC. It's something like:

Wynne says something about Alistair looking at the PC

Alistair "Well, err, I look to her for judgement and leadership"

Wynne "From her backside and hips?"