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[Lord Jaric]

So far

I can't really remember any of the lines but a conversation between Alistair and Shale (need to have female pc romancing Alistair) they start talking about how Alistair and female pc are close, eventually Alistair says "You just can't get over that she likes me more then you.: (or something like that) Shale "nonsense" Alistair says something around the lines of pretending the conversation never happened (in a humorous way) and shale says "I'm just going to stand over here" (or something like that)

Modifié par Lord Jaric, 20 novembre 2009 - 07:08 .

[Joie de Combat]

Driveninhifi wrote...

There was one I saw a clip of that involved Wynne, Alistair and a female PC. It's something like:
Wynne says something about Alistair looking at the PC
Alistair "Well, err, I look to her for judgement and leadership"
Wynne "From her backside and hips?"

I love that one.
"Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat that swallowed the pigeon."
"Canary."
"What?"
"I look like the cat that swallowed the canary."
"I once had a very large cat - but, not my point. My point is, why are you smirking?"
"You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were enraptured."
"She's our leader! I look to her for guidance."
"Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?"
"No no no, I wasn't looking at - you know, her... hind quarters..."
"Certainly."
"I gazed - glanced - in that direction, maybe, but - I wasn't staring. Or really seeing anything, even."
"Of course."
"I hate you. You're a bad person."

[sylkwyrm1]

Joie de Combat wrote...

Driveninhifi wrote...

There was one I saw a clip of that involved Wynne, Alistair and a female PC. It's something like:
Wynne says something about Alistair looking at the PC
Alistair "Well, err, I look to her for judgement and leadership"
Wynne "From her backside and hips?"

I love that one.
"Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat that swallowed the pigeon."
"Canary."
"What?"
"I look like the cat that swallowed the canary."
"I once had a very large cat - but, not my point. My point is, why are you smirking?"
"You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were enraptured."
"She's our leader! I look to her for guidance."
"Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?"
"No no no, I wasn't looking at - you know, her... hind quarters..."
"Certainly."
"I gazed - glanced - in that direction, maybe, but - I wasn't staring. Or really seeing anything, even."
"Of course."
"I hate you. You're a bad person."

Hag.

[Count Viceroy]

Zevrans obsession with wynn's breasts are pretty funny as well.

[Lord Jaric]

Driveninhifi wrote...

There was one I saw a clip of that involved Wynne, Alistair and a female PC.

Was that a in game clip if so how do you get it started, if not, I'll just keep walking till they star talking

[Lord Jaric]

Driveninhifi wrote...

There was one I saw a clip of that involved Wynne, Alistair and a female PC.

Was that a in game clip if so how do you get it started, if not, I'll just keep walking till they star talking

[Joie de Combat]

It's just one of the party conversations that can happen while you're walking around, provided you're playing a female PC and she's started a relationship with Alistair.

[MarcusGK]

Favourite bit of dialogue so far:

Alistair to Morrigan: " ... I was just looking at your nose."
Morrigan: "And what do you find so fascinating about it?"
Alistair: "You know, it looks exactly like your mother's nose."
Morrgian (unnerved): "I hate you so much!!"

It's really the voice-work that makes this one just so adorable. Claudia Black, do you want to marry me?

Modifié par MarcusGK, 20 novembre 2009 - 08:50 .

[Entranced Zeda]

Oghren: "EHEHEH, EHEHEHEHAH, ASS CHAPS!  EHEHEH, AHEHEHEH!"

[D3thray]

Alistair upon reaching Denerim:

'They say you can get anything here... I once got pick-pocketed.'

[Forsakerr]

Sheryl Chee wrote...

Midnight Reyn wrote...
Are there many other obscure in-jokes which found their way into the game? And if so - care to share?

I'm pretty sure there's an army of zombie kittens somewhere ...

dont know if there are lines with an army of zombie kitten but the barman in Lothering spoke a one zombie kitten was kinda funny hehe

[koshiee]

I know I'm terrible and it makes me sad. May I rest my head in your bosom? I wish to cry.

- Zevran to Wynne in Orzammar

[tobiath_01]

Littledingo wrote...

"Ah! Here I am! ...And here you are!" says Alistair. Or something along those lines when you're in the fade and get your party back. There are so many awesome lines in this game, lots of which have already been quoted

I wish you could ask some of the people about what you save them from in The Fade. So many storylines just forgotten once you leave it.

If you had Sten along for the Fade thing, when you enter you expect to have to talk sense into him like you do everyone else. Heavily paraphrased:
PC: "Hey Sten, this isn't what you think it is. We're in The Fade"
Sten: "No ****, I was just waiting for you to show up. Lets go already!"

[dannythefool]

tobiath_01 wrote...
If you had Sten along for the Fade thing, when you enter you expect to have to talk sense into him like you do everyone else. Heavily paraphrased:
PC: "Hey Sten, this isn't what you think it is. We're in The Fade"
Sten: "No ****, I was just waiting for you to show up. Lets go already!"

He's not the only one who's not this easily fooled. Morrigan's fade dialogue is similar. Overall I expected more from most of the fade scenes, but the end just before Morrigan disappears after you free her is so like her that I still enjoyed it.

Modifié par dannythefool, 20 novembre 2009 - 10:05 .

[tobiath_01]

dannythefool wrote...
 the end just before Morrigan disappears after you free her is so like her that I still enjoyed it.

its so much like Morrigan, you lose approval no matter what you do?

[Tyrias Greysong]

"Lords and Ladies... Stand with me and we will defeat even the Blight itself!"



Leliana - Morrigan conversation about shoes. I was like "Shoes?? WTF?!"

[Balthazars55]

Two more absolute gems from romancing Leliana:

"Don't question me, I'm a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!"



&



In response to "making the lady spill her guts like that" is the option:



"Your spilt guts makes me feel loved and accepted"



Brilliant

[Visenya]

Don't underestimate the persuasive power of cookies, guys! This happened to me when I was trying to get across the lake to the Circle tower. I didn't use intimidate or persuade on the templar guarding the ferry and look what happened...

PC: "Can't we work something out?"
Templar: "Hmm... I don't know. Y'know, I am feeling a little peckish, though."
PC: "You want me to feed you?"
Sten (impatiently): "Pashaara! Here! Munch on these if you like."
Templar: "Ooh! Cookies!"
Sten: "I am content to part with them if it saves us from this fool."
PC (shocked): "Where'd you get those?"
Sten: "There was a child - a fat, slovenly thing - in the village we passed. I relieved him from these confections. He didn't need more."
PC (with more shock): "You stole cookies from a child?!"
Sten: "For his own good."
ACCESS TO THE TOWER GRANTED

Had me laughing hard.

Modifié par Yanna01, 20 novembre 2009 - 02:28 .

[Boeresmurf]

Ninjaphrog wrote...

"Well, she seems more like "Uhh pretty colors!", then "Hahaaah! I am princess Stabbity, Stab, kill, kill!" - Alistair

that one is most epic.. the sound and voice he uses is imba  
got a save right before that conversation

[Ghrelt]

In the "Cat that ate the Pigeon" conversation between Alistair and Wynne. When Alistair said "hind-quarters", I was like, "Hind-quarters? HIND-QUARTERS??!" If this was real life, that man would be in a great deal of trouble for that cattle reference. >

[Alan Rickman]

Over several hours now during my current playthrough Zevran has been hitting on Morrigan, talking about how women like her are worshipped like goddesses in Antiva, how incredible her eyes are etc. Morrigan has of course shot him down quite effectively time and again. However, his latest attempt ended with Morrigan going more or less "Well, when you put it that way...", and Zevran, without skipping a beat turns his head towards my character and says: "I believe you owe me five silvers." That got a legit LOL out of me.

[Vained]

The whole 'Raised by dogs' conversation with Alistair, given that you reply with the funny choices.

[DM Veil]

"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie." - Sten

[PinkShira]

I said this one on another topic about where to be able to have the conversations come easier.

One of my favorites is when Morrigan keeps pestering Sten about sex,
and he finally says yes. He starts telling her they need a suit of
armor and helmet... then asks about how tough human teeth are and that
he likes to nuzzle so she better bring a crow bar... and to put it in
the flame first so it will get his attention...rofl.

[Dark83]

Enchantment!

Modifié par Dark83, 20 novembre 2009 - 05:34 .