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[Riot Inducer]

JobacNoor wrote...

Over several hours now during my current playthrough Zevran has been hitting on Morrigan, talking about how women like her are worshipped like goddesses in Antiva, how incredible her eyes are etc. Morrigan has of course shot him down quite effectively time and again. However, his latest attempt ended with Morrigan going more or less "Well, when you put it that way...", and Zevran, without skipping a beat turns his head towards my character and says: "I believe you owe me five silvers." That got a legit LOL out of me.

I got this one recently except at the end Alistair chimed in with something along the lines of, "Maker's breath, I don't believe it, you win!" 
Morrigan ends the conversation with, "I hate all of you..." 
That one was epic, really got me good 

[Exodus]

Quaxo wrote...

Dwarf Beggar: "Hey there, stranger. Six bits for a tumble. Two silvers if you all want to go at once."

YES! I died when I read that. It's classic!

My favourite line in the game is what flemeth says "We believe what we want to believe. It is all we ever do."

I know there's lots of funny dialogue but, for me it's lines like that, that...it's like sten playing with kittens while he thinks nobody is looking for me. 

Modifié par Exodus, 20 novembre 2009 - 05:55 .

[Relshar]

"Such manners, always in the place you least expect. Like Stockings HaHa." Flemith when you first meet her for the treaties.



And another one from Flemith

"You got ears last time I looked HaHa. "



Oghren "Just imagine them both rolling around intertwined on the cavern floor just....I am going in my tent for a while." When he talks about Branka and her lover Hespith.

[Walina]

Ogrhen has no respect lol

[berelinde]

During the mage origin, you can talk to the door guard and ask if you can go outside, but you get another choice.



PC: That's a big door.

Templar: Yes, it is. Do you need something or are you just here to state the obvious.



The voice acting on that line was flawless.

[Matterialize]

"Mmm.. wet frocks."

[Sylph_14]

Mesecina wrote...

Shale: most golems are slaves to whomever controls our control rod
Zevran: funny it works exactly the same for us as well

Oi, I read that and seriously laughed so hard I snorted pop into my nose it hurts now.

But really, where'd ya hear that one? XD

[Gilead26]

In the redcliff quest when you're confronting demon conner in the grand hall he eventually tells Isolde to shut up because she is boring him. Shale then says



"Glad I'm not the only one"



that was awesome :-P

[Niralee]

Oghren "That pot-bellied son of a **** Teagan said I couldn't drink a whole jar of pickle juice" LOL not sure why that really cracks me up

[chiliztri]

Sylph_14 wrote...

Mesecina wrote...

Shale: most golems are slaves to whomever controls our control rod
Zevran: funny it works exactly the same for us as well

Oi, I read that and seriously laughed so hard I snorted pop into my nose it hurts now.

But really, where'd ya hear that one? XD

I just heard this in-game, not 10 minutes ago. T'was epic indeed.

It's the random party banter you get between Shale and Zevran when you are kind of romancing him. I say kind of, because I haven't really been romancing him.

The banter starts like this,

Shale: So I see the painted elf is seeking the Warden's affections.

Zevran: Yes, he is.

[Niralee]

Also Orzamar crier - Lord Bhelen dies ignominiously, epic fail!

[Rythuria]

Just got done having Sten and Dog break me out, great lines if you have Sten try to bluff past the guards.

Guard: "What are you doing here? State your business."
Sten: "I'm a giant with a war dog. I'm either on a delivery or laying siege to your fort. Hope for the former."
Guard: "Is that a mabari? Didn't know we were getting a new one."
Sten: "Must I state the obvious? I am an IMPATIENT GIANT WITH A WAR DOG. If you will not let me through then get someone who will."

Later with just Dog
Sten: This is pointless, we should have just attacked.
Dog: (Whine)
Sten: Now I'm talking to an animal. I've been in this country too long.

When Sten finally breaks you out he says: The irony of this moment is not lost to me.

Modifié par Rythuria, 21 novembre 2009 - 03:25 .

[j99450]

I'm going to have to have Sten and the Dog break me out this time. I like the "Now that the touchy feely part of the day is over let's get back to the ritual dismemberment. Oh, wait it's not Tuesday is it?" line by Alistar

[Acemath]

Someone needs to make their lifework out of it to record EVERY banter ingame between EVERY companions and put it on Youtube.Now that would be Epic...

[Xaila]

Acemath wrote...

Someone needs to make their lifework out of it to record EVERY banter ingame between EVERY companions and put it on Youtube.Now that would be Epic...

I've actually kinda been working on this.  It started to drive me a little insane though and I don't think I'll get ALL of them.  It's difficult because I think they don't repeat, and some are conditional on other factors such as who your've romanced, certain plot revelations, etc.

[AtreiyaN7]

I just heard two sort of hilarious ones, but umm, I can't remember the exact wording. It was in the Wonders of Thedas with Wynne. She started commenting on a jade carving, then goes "Oh, it's carved in the shape of a....Oh, now that's just rude!' And no, she doesn't actually say what it looks like, but I was pretty sure I knew what she meant.

I also dragged Alistair, Morrigan & Wynne to The Pearl. Morrigan made some comment about people paying for sex. Oh well, I was up to 3AM - I'm lucky I'm not zonking out as it is.

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 21 novembre 2009 - 04:32 .

[outofthedark]

MrGOH wrote...

Any time Oghren hits on Wynne. classic.

 I love this too! and when Zevran talks to her about her busom's , last thing he ask her is if they are magical busom's

[ItsToofy]

In Lothering when you are trying to free Sten, if you use the Intimidate option on the Revered Mother....



PC: You will release him or else!

Morrigan: Oh! Now we're threatening priests? how fun! (Morrigan approves +10)

[Sylph_14]

outofthedark wrote...

MrGOH wrote...

Any time Oghren hits on Wynne. classic.

 I love this too! and when Zevran talks to her about her busom's , last thing he ask her is if they are magical busom's

You know, looking at her, I realize it's a very valid question o.O

[Oulush]

I can't remember the exact dialogue but after Oghren gets drunk int eh camp and stumbles and falls down. Just hillarious!

[Oulush]

Wynne: Are all Qunarri as silent as you?

Stan: Are all mages as chatty as you?

Wynne: Thats fair....

[Element CL]

I wanted him to get freaky with a desire demon.  

Hit it till goes back to the fade.

Modifié par Element CL, 21 novembre 2009 - 06:10 .

[Saurel]

Oren : "Take that, dire bunny! All darkspawn fear my sword of truthiness!"

[redelephant]

Oghren: "Oh. Hehe, sorry, wrong room."

[Kreidian]

 Not just a line but really the entire situation that had me laughing like mad.

In the Dalish camp, when you meet the whimpy hunter's apprentice with girl problems. As a female PC you can get him to have sex with you. ( Much like male PC's can get his love interest to sleep with them. ) 

If you have Zevran in your party you actually gain approval from him for doing this.

Better yet afterwards I went to talk to the other girl and told her I slept with him. When she asks how you know her I believe the line I used was something like "It's just he was screaming your name out while we were having sex, that's all."

At this point the elf girl gets crazy jealous and storms off to yell at the hunter's apprentice in a hillarious fit of rage. And all the boy can respond with is, "But ... I did it for you!"

To which Zevran laughs and adds, "I should use that line more often."