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[velmyn]

David Gaider wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Is it the 'sword of truthness' line? 

Heh, no. Feargus to Oren: "Don't worry, son. You'll see a sword up close real soon, I promise."

!!!!

You're an evil, evil person.

[ZGold]

Okay, one I've just found accidentally (I'm sure I've seen it posted elsewhere, but couldn't find it with search, oh well). Right at the start of the game after the Joining and the strategy meeting with Duncan/Cailan, when Duncan tells you and Alistair that you're on beacon lighting duty you can agree with Alistair that you want to be in the fight. Duncan will point out that it's the king's personal request, and Alistair will give in but say something along the lines of "If the king asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold I'm drawing the line - darkspawn or no!"



As far as I can tell, if you have a cunning score of 19 and are female you get the option to respond "I think I'd like to see that."



To which Alistair says "For you, maybe. But it has to be a pretty dress."



Duncan's expression and sigh are priceless. You also get an early +1 to your approval with Alistair if you do this.

[greengroove]

Sten's lines during the prison breakout are great:

"What's your business in Fort Drakon?"

"I'm a giant with a war dog. Either I am making a delivery, or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former."

"I wasn't told we were getting a mabari."

"Must I point out the obvious? I am a large, impatient man with a war dog. Either let us in, or get someone who will."

[Coik]

Regarding lighting the signal in Ostigar...

Alistair:  Next thing, King Calin will have me dancing around in a dress.
Female PC:  I think I'd like to see that, actually.
Alistair:  For you, maybe.  But only if it's a pretty dress.

[Sylph_14]

"How nightmarish to live in such a rural village, the only entertainment being priests who go on about the chant of this and that. Just once I'd like to walk into one of these places and discover a lively dance, or a drinking festival. Or an orgy. But alas, no."



Zevran cracks me up XD

[Nyaore]

Oghren's descriptions of what a Grey Warden should look like had me giggling for awhile personally. xD

[redwarf]

Wynne to Shale: "Could you please top calling me 'Elder Mage', it makes me feel old"

Shale: "Very well, white haired mage with some saggy bits"

[chiliztri]

Zev: Slander and lies. For shame, Alistair.

[Nightkind]

My favorite has to be if you have Sten help to break you out of Fort Drakon:



*door opens*



"The irony of this situation is not lost on me."

[Raynadon]

ThatOneCanadien wrote...

This game has some of the best dialogue I've seen yet.

One of my favorite conversations was with the "Poet Tree" (or a name alike)

Just the responses you had were hilarious,Along with his cheesey rhyming.

Hahaha, I loved the poet tree.

[Nightgecko]

I am sure it has been said before, but I will bump it....



"But there are worse things in life than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess."

_Zevran

[OwnageCH]

Also one funny conversation with Alistair at the very beginning is when you start questioning him about his templar past:



(Can't really remember the exact wording)



PC: "So, why did you stay at the chantry when you hated it so much?"

Alistair: "Well, did you see the uniform? It's so comfortable and shiny and cool"

PC: "I haven't seen you wearing it yet"

Alistair: "Well, I hide it under my pillow and every time nobody's watching I take it out and hug it secretly while thinking at the good old times"

[Kreidian]

 Some of the funniest lines in the entire game, I think, can be found in the different combinations of companions that you can try to save you when you reach Fort Drakon. A few of them are just total gems. Many have been stated before, but here's a few of my recent favorites.

Oghren and Sten:

Oghren - We're circus performers. yeah, go ahead and get the obligatory dwarf joke out of the way. I'll wait.

Captain - Well, what sort of performers are you?
Oghren - Well my friend here, ah, sings and dances. While I, um, juggle swords.
Sten - On fire.
Oghren - Yeah, swords on fire.

Zevran and Oghren:

Zevran - We are the world famous ... Baros Brothers, of the Antivan circus. Surely you've heard of us?
Guard - You don't look much like brothers.
Zevran - What? Are you eyes well? Can you not see the resemblance? I assure you we're brothers! Twin brothers! Not identical of course, but brothers nevertheless!
Oghren - I'm the pretty one.

Some other fun combinations - Having Morrigan and Wynne dress up as Chantry sisters is always good for a laugh.

Oh, another funny combination - Zevran and Sten!
While waiting for the Captain...
Sten - Wonderful, you've managed to get us father away from the door then when we first came in.
Zevran - Relax, everything will be alright, you are in the presence of a master assasin.
Sten - I would hate to see a novice one then.

Modifié par Kreidian, 22 novembre 2009 - 01:45 .

[Dherelv]

In Lothering:



Chantry Board Priest: (smiles)

Hero: (smile back)

[Tankenminnet]

Acemath wrote...

Someone needs to make their lifework out of it to record EVERY banter ingame between EVERY companions and put it on Youtube.Now that would be Epic...

I could pay in the Dragon Age Soundtrack for such a feat. I'm feeling bad about the fact that I'm missing out on glorious content as we speak!

[Nyaore]

Oghren: I'm going to do my happy dance.



xD I barely caught him saying that since it was directly after a battle in the Anvil of the Void area of the Deep Roads, but it made me giggle when I did.

[Desyndra]

This is just one of my favs: 'Alistair: Good. Now that the warm, fuzzy part of the day is over with we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh, wait, it's not Tuesday, is it?'.



Unless I'm mistaken it is a hardly disguised reference to Buffy the Vampire Slayer that was aired on Tuesdays.

[Daganfall]

Cant believe noone has mentioned the first line you get with the barkeep in Lothering after wiping the floor with the bounty hunters logains soldiers.

"Sorry about the mess"

Still looking for more Star Wars references.

[Baallord]

Not really a line i like most it's what happens when you leave the village with Shale. when he punches that chicken, I laugh till tears come out of my eyes every time.

[Baallord]

Shale when you deselect him from the party menu "Pigeon crap"

[Solmyr2000]

"Shoooes!"

[Servant of Nature]

Fergus calling my Cousland girl a 'saucy little minx' for having someone waiting for her in her bed.



Alistair was fantastic, one of my favorites is when asking about other changes you go through after the joining, Alistair mentions Duncan just told him 'You'll see.". The PC can say 'Just try that line on me." and he said 'Oh, I have other lines for you... trust me."... the delivery of it is so funny, he's trying so hard to sound all suave. Also when talking about strange dreams... Ali: Funny the dreams you have when you sleep on the cold,hard ground... have you had any strange dreams?" PC:"Only the ones where we're making mad love in my tent." Ali: "Oh.. I just lost my chain of thought.. oh, there it is." Hehehehhe. Also his "Why... is this your way of telling me you.. think I'm handsome?"



My favorite banter, though is..



Zevran: (mentions something about Wynne's spirit, asking about it)

Wynne: Why does this interest you so?

Zevran: I simply wish to know those who travel with me. Is that wrong of me?

Wynne: No, of course it isn't... let me see. It's hard to describe. It is comforting.. I... I feel safe, loved.

Zevran: Comforted, loved, yes...

Wynne: It is like being held close, cradled... the bond is so complete that I am unable to extricate myself, nor do I wish to. Wait... why do you have that look on your face?!

Zevran: Mmm, I... I am simply imagining it. Continue, please.

Wynne: And there is a constant warmth, that spreads outwards from the very center of my being, infusing my body with--

Zevran: Ooh... (moans)

Wynne: Andraste's grace, what are you thinking about now? No, I don't want to know. I feel dirty. Do not speak to me.





Also, Leliana saying 'softie' is the cutest thing I have heard in game. Makes me giggle.

[Zenon]

"Enchantment? ... Enchantment!!"



(Original may slightly differ.)

F: "So, Morrigan found someone to dance to her tune?"

PC: "Should I rather dance to your's?"

F: (laughs) "Why dance at all? Why not sing?"



Z: "... You tend to meet interesting people, and then you kill them! ..."



There are more, but I have a hard time remembering them all... (Maybe I post later again.)

[Bathead]

Dherelv wrote...

In Lothering:

Chantry Board Priest: (smiles)
Hero: (smile back)

Hero: "Chanter says 'what?' "
Chanter Devon: "What?"

[Bathead]

Also, as I posted in another similar thread-

"My Warden sense is tingling!"