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[Red Viking]

Bathead wrote...

Dherelv wrote...

In Lothering:

Chantry Board Priest: (smiles)
Hero: (smile back)

Hero: "Chanter says 'what?' "
Chanter Devon: "What?"

Boy: Oh, you got him to talk!
Chanter Devon: Er...What hast man's sins wrought?
Boy: Aww, he cheated.

[Tamyn]

One of my favorite exchanges:



Alistair: "You're ravishing, resourceful, and all those other things you'd probably hurt me for not saying."



PC: "I would never hurt you."



Alistair: "Nor I you."

[totertot]

The last "I love you" before storming Denerim with Alistair is adorable.

Also, "mmm, wet frocks..."
and "is this the part where we begin dancing? Because I'm game. Where's the minstrels?"

And I still really like the part where Duncan tells Alistair not to "sass the mages". Duncan is awesome.

Modifié par totertot, 23 novembre 2009 - 12:01 .

[KillSALGo]

Zevran offering some "enhancements" to help Alistair's performance... hahaha

[orpheus333]

I'm not sure its been posted before...(and i don't know it word for word) but..the second time you are in flemeths hut. During a conversation about morrigan with your character flemeth turns to morrigan and says..."You can't give them away it seems." The timing is just perfect. Really made me laugh.

[AtreiyaN7]

Ah, there was one where Wynne was having a conversation with Alistair and says that she likes him, hopes we're happy I think or something like that, and then Alistair is all suspicious and keeps going, "You aren't going to pinch my cheek, are you?" and then "Not even a little pinch?" Funny, he sounded vaguely disappointed when she said no on that last one.

[kouzrah]

Forsakerr wrote...

Sheryl Chee wrote...

I'm pretty sure there's an army of zombie kittens somewhere ...

dont know if there are lines with an army of zombie kitten but the barman in Lothering spoke a one zombie kitten was kinda funny hehe

I saw an army of cats in Denerim once, just next the gate to the Alienage. I didn't find anything I could do with them, though. I should have taken a screenshot

[ahnnajade]

Duncan: ...I understand congratulations are in order for your impending wedding.

PC: Lets talk about your impending beating.





I seriously become a giggling uncontrollable twit everytime I see that... (which is about four times now, because I find it that inexplicably hilarious.) It's that much funnier in context of knowing who you're speaking to ahead of your PC's knowledge of him, too

Ahhh.

[CChocobo]

Reiella wrote...

"So I kicked him in the head till he was dead."

Haha who says that, i just remember bandits in Baldurs Gate saying it like every 5 seconds whenever they shot arrows at you or moved. ah nostalgia.

[LightofIshal]

Shale-Give me a command.

PC- Give Zevran a hug.

Zevran- I don't like strange objects in my personal space, usually.



PC- Are they dirty limericks?

Shale- They are about slaughtering pigeons in creative and evasive ways.



Dwarf beggar- Hey stranger, two bits for a tumble six if you all want to go at once.



Dwarven female Assembly member- I suggest we take a vote.

Dwarven male Assembly member- And I suggest you have a taste of my family's mace!

[DrakhanValane]

David Gaider wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Is it the 'sword of truthness' line? 

Heh, no. Feargus to Oren: "Don't worry, son. You'll see a sword up close real soon, I promise."

I whimpered for a while after that.

[AtreiyaN7]

O_o - I just heard a conversation between Wynne & Oghren where he asks her to taste his specially brewed ale. The comical payoff is at the end. *snicker*



Oghren: Ah, Wynne...care to partake of Oghren's fine homebrew? It's the drink of the gods.

Wynne: Mm, ale is it? And I hope it's brewed hygienically?

Oghren: Of course, I may not know clean from a beggar's a-- when it comes to most things, but I don't mess around with my ale.

Wynne: Very well, let's have a taste.

Oghren: Well? Well? What do you think?

Wynne: Very nice.

Oghren: You like it? Well, I never...

Wynne: Attractive amber color. Nutty flavor, slightly sweet, just a hint of toastiness. There's some spice to it...I'm finding hard to place...

Oghren: Yes? Yes?

Wynne: Is it...cloves?

Oghren: Cloves! By the Stone, you're a lady after my own heart. If I weren't buckled in this armor, I'd take you around the corner and, well, you know...

Wynne: Give me more ale?

[bambooxfox]

On my latest playthrough, I discovered this bit of dialogue with the mage hiding in the closet in the Circle Tower.

PC: Keep your hands where I can see them. I don't trust you.

Godwin: What do you think I could do to you? Have you seen you? Or more accurately, have you seen the demons you made short work of? You turned them into a thin, slightly sticky, somewhat runny paste that appears to be seeping into the cracks between the stones as we speak.

PC: You flatter me.

I do love it when NPCs acknowledge your awesomeness for once.

[Ski Mask Wei]

"I loved her too, but what man could compared with a god?"

[Malkut]

"How fitting that they design a prison for mages in the middle of a lake . . . and make it look like a GIANT PHALLUS."



Guess who.

[Pyrusx]

End game when Alistar is asking what you want:



PC: "Nothing."

Alistar: "What? Really? Not even a pony? Way to ruin the drama."



Er, something like that. Not sure if the line is word for word.



I also got a good laugh from the kid in the human noble's origin. Don't remember what he said exactly, though.

[ComTrav]

Oghren hitting on Wynne is always classic...near the end of the exchange, Wynne says, "I suppose I should be flattered."



And Oghren says, "I don't know if I have the equipment for that, but whatever gets you going!"

[ammant]

kouzrah wrote...

Forsakerr wrote...

Sheryl Chee wrote...

I'm pretty sure there's an army of zombie kittens somewhere ...

dont know if there are lines with an army of zombie kitten but the barman in Lothering spoke a one zombie kitten was kinda funny hehe

I saw an army of cats in Denerim once, just next the gate to the Alienage. I didn't find anything I could do with them, though. I should have taken a screenshot

I had that happen too.  I thought it was a weird pathing bug or something since I'd just transitioned to the zone from a store.  If it happens again in a future game I'll probably spend an hour to see if they do anything now.

[thakey_]

In the fade, when you find Alistair, two things made me laugh good.

Alistair - "How did i not see this earlier"

Me - "Maybe your just not that intelligent"



Then as he starts fading, "Hey where are you going? Whats happening to me? . . . . Heyyyy : (

What a tough grey warden he is XD

[alexender00]

While not exactly a line, when you are in the capital and give Drake's/Dragon's Scale to the armorer, but the third time the "assistant" kick you out before you can even speak to him properly. I just don't want to see you give more scales to the smith and ruin his business. I found that funny I'll see if I can get the exact line next time I'm in the area

[Visenya]

Delivering bad news to a widow:
Alistair: "Do you like heroes, my lady? Your husband died like one."
Sten: "The man you love has died. It seems you could have chosen better."
Zevran: "Your husband? Dead. It was horrible, and so forth."

As for the army of kittens - here it is. I had no clue what that was supposed to mean though.

Modifié par Yanna01, 23 novembre 2009 - 12:51 .

[Mistersunshine]

The game has a seemingly endless wealth of amazing lines, both the laugh-out-loud funny ones as well as the serious emotional ones. The combination of fantastic writing with the AMAZING voice acting for most of the characters is really, really powerful in this game. The humor is actually really well done, I laughed a LOT. Some of the touching moments really put a lump in my throat, too.



This combination of writing and acting is the best I've ever seen in a game, and even better than most of the movies I've watched. Honestly, I was constantly awed by the brilliance of the dialogue, whether due to its wit, its believability, or its poignancy.



Comedically, Shale and Oghren especially were show-stealers whenever they opened their mouths.



The final "goodbyes" scene with all the companions at the City Gates was intense and wonderful. Listening to Steve Blum deliver, so perfectly, this line made me have to wipe my eyes:



"Let the stone turn red from the blood of heroes. Today I will be the warrior you taught me to be."

[Waleis]

"Enchantment!"



and anything Duncan says

[Shady314]

The best line is a possible PC response. When giving Bella five gold Morrigan started ****ing about wasting "our" gold.

One of the possible PC responses?

"It's MY gold, NOT OUR gold."

[Loc'n'lol]

Sten : "The cake is a lie."