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[Acemath]

When you are having fun in the Pearl,and the screen goes black,in the dialogue suddenly is the word "Shriek" and Oghren says;Hehe,sorry,wrong room ...Epic that dwarf.

At the gauntlet,by the bridge:Ogren asks if someone gonna grab him and play toss the dwarf.

Modifié par Acemath, 23 novembre 2009 - 02:42 .

[salemslot]

Wynne: Alistair, may I have a word?
Alistair: Of course, anything for my favouritest mage ever.
Wynne: It seems you and our fearless leader are inseparable these days. Joined at the hip, almost.
Alistair: That's a bit of an overstatement, don't you think?
Wynne: Well then, now that you're in an intimate relationship, you should learn about where babies really come from.
Alistair: Pardon?
Wynne: I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your arms...but that's not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other --
Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies come from!
Wynne: Do you? Do you really?
Alistair: I certainly hope so.
Wynne: Oh, all right then. Aww, look, you're all red and mottled. How cute.
Alistair: You did that on purpose!
Wynne: Now, now Alistair, why would I do such a thing?
Alistair: Because you're wicked. That frail old lady act? I'm so not fooled. I'm on to you now.

Modifié par salemslot, 24 novembre 2009 - 09:23 .

[Spava]

"Shave my back and call me an elf"

[Ardept]

my fav so far was from the pc 'you seem cuter now i know you're a female' though OMG i am going to get to bone the stone, well not as it happened but she did trundle off with Wynne to try to become dwarven again so i guess she wanted too

[Vained]

I dont quite remeber the exact words, but it goes something like this:

Alistair: *Mumbles something about his recently mended (by Wynne) wound*

Wynne: Dont scratch it, if you open up that wound again, I wont help you mend it.

Alistair: But it itches! Can't I rub it beneath the bandage? That's not really scratching!

Wynne: Don't come to me then when it begins to fester, and burn like the Pyres of Andraste's grave.

Alistair: It wont really fester will it? (In the most pouting voice ever)

Wynne: Scratch it, and find out.

Alistair: I suppose it doesn't itch that much anymore.

Modifié par Vained, 23 novembre 2009 - 04:14 .

[Bluesmith]

"I think I'm going to stay up and write in my journal."

[kaimanaMM]

Along the lines of delivering sad news to the widows for the Blackstone Irregulars, I had Oghren fill in for me and it went something like : "Good news, you're single now!" I died, it was hilarious.



Oghren and Zevran are absolutely priceless for the prison breakout. Their whole dialogue is way too funny.



At the end when you say your goodbyes I really did tear up. Out of them all my favorites are Zevran (if you take him and if you don't take him, what he says is funny if you don't take him), Alistair and Oghren. It all felt very appropriate.



Also when you have your first bad dream after going to the camp for the first time you can say to Alistair when he's talking to you, "Thanks for telling me," or somesuch and he says, "That's what I'm here for, to deliver unpleasant news and witty one liners!" I loved it!

[Rythuria]

When you're leaving Flemeth's hut after the Tower of Ishal events you can ask her what she'll do now.



Flemeth: Have some peace and quiet for once.

Morrigan: I hear the peace of the grave is eternal.



The way Morrigan says it is just awesome

[SarEnyaDor]

Leli to PC romancing Alistair: He must make you very happy ... you're glowing!

PC: It must be a side effect of the joining.

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 23 novembre 2009 - 06:24 .

[Vained]

Yenaquai wrote...

Vained wrote...

I dont quite remeber the exact words, but it goes something like this:

Alistair: *Mumbles something about his recently mended (by Wynne) wound*

Wynne: Dont scratch it, if you open up that wound again, I wont help you mend it.

Alistair: But it itches! Can't I rub it beneath the bandage? That's not really scratching!

Wynne: Don't come to me then when it begins to fester, and burn like the Pyres of Andraste's grave.

Alistair: It wont really fester will it? (In the most pouting voice ever)

Wynne: Scratch it, and find out.

Alistair: I suppose it doesn't itch that much anymore.

BWUHAHAHAHA! Never got this one  
This is priceless... I'll be sure to have Alistair and Wynne in my party during my next playthrough just to get this one triggered...

Not to mention this one:

Again I don't remember the exact words, but here goes:

Alistair: I have a hole in my shirt, I can't fight darkspawn with a hole in my shirt! (Again with a pouting voice), Wynne, can you repair it for me?

Wynne: Why not do it yourself, why do I have to do it?

Alistair: Because I always get it wrong, and use too much fabric, and because, well, you're grandmotherly, and repairing holes in clothes is a grandmotherly thing to do is it not?

Wynne: Very well, I will help you with it  the next time we make camp.

Alistair: Oh, and while you're at it, the elbows kinda need patching too.

Wynne: Careful young man, or using too much fabric will be the least of your problems.

[montana_boy]

Not far into the game - just finished the Broken Circle and so far there have been dozens of lines in conversations that have made me laugh.  I am guessing that before games end there will be hundred's.

What a great game and what a terrific effort that has gone into the voice acting... truly amazing.  I have never played a game that came anywhere close to DAO

[JosieJ]

Leli:  Giggles. 

Sten: What?

Leli: You were picking flowers.

Sten:  No, I wasn't.

Leli:  I saw you.

Sten:  They were medicinal!

Leli:  Softie.

Sten:  We will never speak of this again!

Leli:  Softie.

[Nyaore]

Sten: Dwarf.
Oghren: What?
Sten: Stop tripping me.
Oghren: Stop tripping yourself.
Sten: If you were significant enough to notice I wouldn't step on you.
Oghren: Oh, well, your mother!
Sten: That was disappointing, I had expected better from you.
Oghren: Sorry I was in a rush.

xD

Modifié par Nyaore, 23 novembre 2009 - 10:17 .

[Gilead26]

Leliana to Shale:



Lel: there is a good person inside you shale



Sayle: If that's true it's because I ate one

[Ferret A Baudoin]

UnAffectedFiddle wrote...

"Maybe I should get you a ladder, SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK" - line your character says when you click on items if you used the "violent" voice.

I have a love-hate relationship with that line. At some point in development the "violent" voice was the default PC voice. Coupled with that, there was a bug where almost every command you gave your character a response would play. And that was the response. You'd hear that line literally 10 times a minute. Bile rising, hand reaching for volume - but wait - must test. Damn you violent PC! 

[Ghrelt]

My PC has that bug. Grrr...

[Nightfish103]

There were a lot I like, but recently, my favorite was Sten's reaction to me finding the Urn of Andraste. Everything was like Aaaaaahhhhhhh! and holy and whatnot, and he's like

"Great, you found a trash can"

or something like that. I approved that one +20. Oh yea, Lelianna teasing Sten about picking flowers was epic, too. Not really one line, though.

Modifié par Nightfish103, 23 novembre 2009 - 10:48 .

[JRCHOharry]

Elf Warden: "Elves have strange powers."

Sten: "Being easily conquered does not constitute a 'power'."



WIN

[EricHVela]

"What?" (The double take that some teammates and NPCs make during a conversation.)

[Tankenminnet]

Oh, I can't believe almost no one posts what Loghain says! Problem is I don't remember it entirely either, but when you've beaten him in a 1v1- and how he talks to Anora how it is over, and she's all "I'm not 6-year old anymore, Father" and he's all



"All daughters are 6-years old with scrubbed knees and ponytails to their fathers, Anora".



****ing loved him! Aaaaand then Alistair killed him. To be honest, if there a way to have both I would've taken them both, but Alistair had made too great of an impact on me during the game-

[AtreiyaN7]

Oooo, this seems to be a continuation of the earlier ale-related conversation between Wynne and Oghren.



Oghren: So Wynne...how do you know so bleeding much about ale? Have some tawdry tale of misspent youth to tell?

Wynne: Nothing quite so interesting, my friend. The Tranquil mages of the Circle just happen to be alchemical miracle-workers, and they brew more than just potions. There was always a pitcher or two of fine ale at our supper table.

Oghren: Well, bless my britches...Maybe when all this is done I'll chat up one or two of them quiet mages.

Wynne: Uh, Tranquil

Oghren: Tranquil, quiet, insipid...same difference.

[PuffyTail]

At the Landsmeet, an unhardened Alistair was trying (badly) to give a rousing speech after I picked him as king.  I told him something to the effect of "Shut up and put on the damn crown!" and he muttered "Maker's Breath!" in this really funny exasperated tone.
Second favorite is Sten's cake line.

Modifié par PuffyTail, 24 novembre 2009 - 12:30 .

[EricHVela]

Alistair: "Maker's breath! What are these darkspawn doing ahead of the rest of the horde? There wasn't supposed to be any resistance here!"

Player: "You could try telling them they're in the wrong place."

Alistair: "Right. Because this is obviously a misunderstanding. We'll all laught about it later."

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 24 novembre 2009 - 01:38 .

[eljay43]

Talking with Alistair who is emo about Duncan dying:



Alistair: “Have you…had someone close to you die? Not that I mean to pry, I’m just…”

Player: “My entire family was murdered just recently”



TOUCHE