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[digby0802]

Pc to Morrigan,"Were you upset by all the bad touching?"

[sweetlemonade]

The crazy hermit in Brecelian forest has my favourite lines. The best ones I found are:

PC: I want to trade for the acorn.

Hermit: And what do you have to trade for the acorn?

PC: I have this book on elven history.

Hermit: (mumble) Yes, this could be good to read under the moonlight, better than leaves.



Or another favourite of mine:

PC: Do you have the Grand Oak's acorn?

Hermit: Ah suddenly it all becomes clear. You here, that talking tree there. As a matter of fact I did steal it and it was easy, silly tree should have locked it up tighter.
If you want it you'll have to trade for it, and nothing from that silly tree either, no leaves or branches or anything!

[Nyaore]

Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs?

Alistair: Whose legs?

Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory.

Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what--

Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son.

Alistair: Uhm. Thanks.

[ComTrav]

You should let your companions handle the "Letter of Condolences" quest.

Oghren: You know that husband of yours? He's dead.

Also Oghren: Uh, good news, lady...you're single!

Modifié par ComTrav, 24 novembre 2009 - 07:35 .

[Forsakerr]

Ferret A Baudoin wrote...

UnAffectedFiddle wrote...

"Maybe I should get you a ladder, SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK" - line your character says when you click on items if you used the "violent" voice.

I have a love-hate relationship with that line. At some point in development the "violent" voice was the default PC voice. Coupled with that, there was a bug where almost every command you gave your character a response would play. And that was the response. You'd hear that line literally 10 times a minute. Bile rising, hand reaching for volume - but wait - must test. Damn you violent PC! 

i chose Violent because i thought he/she (i made both male and female and had forgot that it was violent who said that)  would be violent not annoying they should change the name for annoying i also get the get off my back tons of time

[interesting03]

Bhelen: You're on your own i've been dealing with him all afternoon



Trian: What exactly is that supposed to mean, little brother?



Bhelen: Nothing Trian, I've been having a great time. That speech you gave to the legless boy about hard work and making something of himself was fantastic.....



Trian: As heir to the throne it is my duty to impart wisdom and judgment upon those who need it.



I laughed for a good 10 minutes.

[The Angry One]

It's really no wonder Bhelen got rid of his siblings, is it?

[RafaelKOz]

eljay43 wrote...

Talking with Alistair who is emo about Duncan dying:

Alistair: “Have you…had someone close to you die? Not that I mean to pry, I’m just…”
Player: “My entire family was murdered just recently”

TOUCHE

I used that line as soon as I saw it.  Alistair was the only character for me who finished at under 50 approval on the first playthrough.  Given the amount of gift approval, I may even have got negative approval from him across conversations (not bringing him to any major quests after Redcliffe probably didn't help, but all the same).  I liked his one liners but I could never really help myself from mocking him a bit too far.  Too selfish and emo, hiding behind the image of the great Grey Wardens while the player character does all the work.

Just started a city elf character.  Favourite exchange so far in this one...

King Cailan asks something like "How did you come to join Duncan?"
PC:  "I killed an arl's son for raping my cousin"
Cailan:  *astonished*
Duncan:  "I would not have put it so bluntly"

[Lucy Glitter]

How Zevran and Shale respond to Redcliffe's situation:
Zevran: (disgusted)"Well that's just typical now isn't it?"

Good solid laugh right there. I wish I could remember Shale's quote Oh! Plus, Oghren and Zevran's banter is my favourite.
"Elf!"
"OGHREN!!"

My favouritestststst party is Wynne, Zevran and Oghren/Shale. They are the most effective with my PC and their conversations are just brilliant.

Modifié par Lucy_Glitter, 24 novembre 2009 - 12:01 .

[Thor Rand Al]

There are so many but here are a few of my fav's:

This one's when you have your dog in Denerim.
Dog: (Jeadeen trots off happily.)
PC: Wait. Where are you going?
Dog: (Jeadeen runs up to you happily.  He appears to have found a friend.)
Child: Puppy!
PC: Where are your mother and father?
Child: (Giggles) Puppy!
Dog: (Wags tail.)
PC: If he comes with us, he's gonna have to fight darkspawn.
Dog: (Argumentive bark)
PC: Exactly. Now take him home.
Dog: (Low whine.)


Shalls comment when you mention her being a girl n at the end of the convo she say's,
Shale: Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood.  That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Shales comment right before the final battle where your companions are making their goodbye speeches, about if you were to die n the dragon flying over her n pooping on her.


Seargent Kylon:  And people actually voluntarily attack you?  Are they just stupid?


Carta Doorman: What's the password?
PC: Jarvia sucks lizard eggs.
Carta Doorman: Looks like we have a martyr, boys

[alistair_lover]

Andraste's holy knickers!

[draco2012]

when alistair is trapped in the fade and he wants you to stay for dinner. cant yooouuuu?

[Drunkencelt]

90% of Morrigans dialogue is the best in the game. The cooking line was classic.

[cpip]

JosieJ wrote...

Leli:  Giggles. 

Sten: What?

Leli: You were picking flowers.

Sten:  No, I wasn't.

Leli:  I saw you.

Sten:  They were medicinal!

Leli:  Softie.

Sten:  We will never speak of this again!

Leli:  Softie.

That one and the Kitten one.

"I was helping it train!"
"Softieeeee."

[MS3825]

Zevran: "In Antiva, being a Crow gets you respect. It gets you wealth. It gets you women... and men, or whatever it is you might fancy."

Mention of (or hinting at) gay people is always nice. Video-Games tend to have a distinct machismo/ sexist feel to them that this one does not. Whether it's "socially acceptable" in that world or not... It's good to know wealth and power can buy you whatever you feel like having.
As it should be. *wink*

Modifié par MS3825, 25 novembre 2009 - 03:21 .

[Turandil]

My favorite?

As we're about to enter the tavern in Orzimmar, Zevran casually remarks:

      "A bunch of drunken dwarves. What harm could come from that?"

I laughed out loud.

[Dtelm]

[Sten at the end of the game in the great hall]



"Where is the cake? They said there would be cake! The cake is a lie!"

[KnightofPhoenix]

"Password?"

"Eum..sausage?"

[Lord_Amitabha]

In Ostagar the sister next to Jory theres a great response for elves

Sister: Would you like a blessing

PC: You give blessings to elves do you

Sister: The maker looks kindly upon all who recieve his blessing

PC: Does he destroy the civilization of those who do not?

Sister: I'll not talk politics take your hate elsewhere

[Rhys Cordelle]

Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?

[PuffyTail]

Another favorite exchange of mine (paraphrasing):

Me: "You cost me Alistair, you know."
Loghain: "Well, you can thank me for that later."

Dude is cold-blooded

Modifié par PuffyTail, 25 novembre 2009 - 04:54 .

[Jester8183]

I'm not sure if these ones have been said yet, but:

Harrowmount Crier:

"Lord Bhalan attacks the assembly and is ingloriously slain. Epic Fail!"



And if you give 30 Sovereigns to Lt. Cadrim at your camp:

Lt. Cadrim:

"You'll have the best equipped force since... well, ever."

[Greenphrog]

Oghren and Wynne discussing beer. Totaly unexpected.

[Costello_Anasazi]

When the human nobles elder brother says to his son 'You will be seeing a sword real soon. I promise'.



And then in the next scene the kid is hacked up like fire wood. I thought thats black but oh so funny.

[Fragglespank]

Dwarf male prostitute at The Pearl...

"Care to banter with my party member?"