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[highcastle]

Zevran (at the Urn): Oh look. A vase. I shall have to get one for my home.



Zevran: Now that we've mentioned tying me up...do we have any extra rope around?



Zevran: You know, Alistair, Antiva has a long tradition of royal bastards.

Alistair: You don't say?

Zevran: Oh, yes. They've led wars to claim the throne. Some of them have become kings. In fact, I'd say the current royal line in Antiva stems from bastard blood several times over.

Alistair: Well aren't you just chock full of useless trivia today.

Zevran: Sadly, whenever a royal bastard rears their head in public and declares themselves, it often goes poorly for them.

Alistair: Let me guess: they get assassinated?

Zevran: Only the very popular ones.

Alistair: And the unpopular ones?

Zevran: Well, they get by somehow, I'm sure. There was one fellow who did quite well working as a prostitute based on his uncanny resemblance to the king. Charged a fortune.

Alistair: Couldn't afford him, I take it?

Zevran: That cynicism will serve you well, my friend. Hold onto it.

[Brutus2]

"Aren't you a little short for a guard?"



(PC to the Queen who is wearing a full set of armor)



A pun on the classic Star Wars line when Leia sees Luke in the Stormtrooper armor

[Axterix]

Not a conversation, but an item found after a random traveling encounter. A camp with 2 pointy eared humanoid corpses. One of the corpses has a tattered note that reads:

This is a blood stained note. The only words that are legible read, "Why, oh why, didn't we just take the flying eagles?"

[pudi0072000]

Leske: Stone's embrace! That's one of 'em. One of the Grey Wardens! I dare you to go over and talk to him. Say "Welcome to Orzammar, Warden ser. May I drink your bath water?"





I wish there had been a dialogue option for that; I'd have loved to see Duncan's response.

[thefoampeanut]

"You know, there's something about being trapped in a fortress full of people that want me dead that makes me think 'hmm, being a templar might not have been so bad'"  - Alistair in Fort Drakon...thought this was awesome! hah

[hawat333]

Sten: I have been mistaken.

Warden: I know.

Sten: Enjoy while it lasts. It won't happen again

[EricHVela]

Alistair: "Oh who am I kidding? That does sound like fun! ... I'm a bad man."
(re: lying to Morrigan)

[Mr.Skar]

I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but I about died laughing when I first came across it so here it is.



Sandal: Enchantment?



PC: Sandal, what are you doing surrounded by Darkspawn corpses?



Sandal: Enchantment!



Might have screwed up the PC's line, but what the hell.

[CrazyMorbidity]

jobias wrote...

Duncan: We must do whatever it takes to destroy the darkspawn... exciting or no.
Alistair: I get it, I get it. Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.
Player: You have some odd ideas about the king.
Alistair: I happen to be quite fetching in a dress.
Duncan: (Sigh)

I also like the options...

PC: Oh, I don't know. It would be a great distraction.
Alistair: Oh sure. Me shimmying down the line while we kill the darkspawn as they roll around laughing.

and

PC: I'd like to see that.
Alistair: For you, maybe. But it has to be a very pretty dress.

Anything by Alistair I am in love with, although the dialog in this game is just superb. I rarely care to skip them even if I know them well enough. And I have so many saves on my current playthrough so that I can go to specific ones whenever I like.

Especially when Leliana asks a female PC about Alistair's performance. XD And then the giggling. I also like Morrigan's lines in that regard, but I don't know if you can hear those outside of camp and with Alistair in your party to get a comment from him. I just would love to see what he has to say when my PC says...

"He's an idiot, but he's my idiot."

Oh... and I love the part when Sten confesses his love for cookies. I thought that was awesome.

Again... there's just too many lines in this game to just pick one to love the most

[Relwob]

* Morrigan: "You fear barbarians will swoop down upon you!"

* Alistair: [Thoughtfully] "Yes... swooping is bad."



makes me laugh everytime

[Rhys Cordelle]

"Careful with that you stupid ****"

[Bluemax151]

[Boeresmurf]

at the last dialog with spirit of the wood about the fact that zathrian didnt tell u everything and u should go and convice him to lift the curse., with Shale in ur party.



PC : reacting on a comment from spirit and shale about being mislead.

shale to pc: i am imaging zathrians head being squueshed... there feeling much better.

[MarcusGK]

Oghren: "The things I could do to you, hehehrrrr..."
Morrigan: "Uch, it is leering at me again!"
Oghren: "Ooh, did I say that out loud?"

Modifié par MarcusGK, 27 novembre 2009 - 12:25 .

[Jhourney]

Not my really my favourite but love the delivery of it.

Alistair : "If the king wants to see you and Duncan, you probably shouldn't keep him waiting. He might get mad, start crying, you'll feel bad and well...it won't be pretty."

Modifié par Jhosephine, 27 novembre 2009 - 07:31 .

[ckriley]

I'm sure this has been mentioned already, but my favorite line was spoken by the dwarf towncrier in Orzammar outside Harrowment's estate. It happens right after you side with Harrowment and defeat Bhelen in the Assembly, thus completing the dwarf questline.



When you walk by the crier, he says something like, "Bhelen rises up against Harrowment and the Warden in the Assembly and is killed. Epic fail!"

[ComTrav]

Shale, on Soldier's Peak:

I will miss this place. It was infested with demons, but it had no birds. Not a single one.

[Elizire]

Aren't you a little short for a guard. Star Wars homage aside, it was particularly funny for me, since my elf is noticeably shorter than Anora!

[chessnut0]

I can't remember it exactly but shortly after Morrigan beds the PC, Alistair comments on it to her. Her last line in the dialogue is something like "If I was going to suck on anything of yours, you'd be the first to know about it."

[Dunhart]

Bluemax151 wrote...

I... must be stupid, I didn't pick up on that on either of my playthroughs. I just literally laughed out loud when I saw that. Now I have to see what her reply to that is.

[MatronAdena]

Oh, I have soooooo many favorites it's hard to pick any...most of them revolving around oghren:

Oghren- You saw it! Tell that thing to give it back!

Warden- Oh, are you having "Oghren Time" again?

Oghren- Only if by "Oghren Time" you mean... yes. But
that dog ruined it when he stole my pants. But I'll show him. I don't
need my pants, anyway.

Warden- Oghren, you're wearing your pants.

Oghren: Heh, But the dog doesn't know that. And it will be his
sodding downfall! You hear that nug-humper? I'm coming for you! Prepare
to die!

* Thud*

************

another few classics of his.

Hehehehe, ass chaps.....

or

Mmmmmmh, Pickle juice.

Modifié par MatronAdena, 28 novembre 2009 - 04:35 .

[Xeyska]

I been recently recording some of the conversations, I would upload them if not for my sucky internet connection.

My recent favorite one:
Alistair: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat who swallowed the pigeon.
Wynne: Canary.
Alistair: What?
Wynne: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Alistair: I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?
Wynne: You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were...enraptured.
Alistair: She's our leader. I look to her for guidance.
Wynne: Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?
Alistair: No no no, I wasn't looking at...you know her...hind-quarters
Wynne: Certainly.
Alistair: I gazed...glanced, in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring...or really seeing anything even.
Wynne: Of course.
Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.

Modifié par Xeyska, 28 novembre 2009 - 06:08 .

[MassEffect762]

"Softy" and "ENCHANMENT!" come to mind.

[MatronAdena]

Oghren: yup, alot of tension around here.

Alister: you think so? do you?

oghren: you know what I do to releave tension?

alister : I hesetate to wonder.

Oghren:  I polish the ol' weapon.

Alister. Really?

oghren: yup, give it a good shine...with a dry rag...then with a little grease.

Alister: That's disgusting.

oghren: your telling me you never gave yer blade the ol' spit shine?

Alister.: I think that's private.

Oghren: really? hehe, sodding chantry and it's rules. I like to do it right out in the open.

Alister:  where people can see you...?!?!....

oghren: yheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp.

alister: wait...what are you talking about?

oghren: what are YOU talking about?

Modifié par MatronAdena, 28 novembre 2009 - 06:41 .

[EricHVela]

Alistair: I'm a bad, bad man.

Is it just me or do most of these in this thread include Alistair?