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[EricHVela]

The beasts requesting to *parley* and them having to *acquiesce* to the lady's wishes. I can't help but wonder if that's a nod to Curse of the Black Pearl. (I wonder if they could have gotten away with the lady's *request* instead.)

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 28 novembre 2009 - 07:57 .

[DarkLordDaishi]

Shale: I have question for the painted elf...

Zevran: painted elf? oh, that's me. I do like that.

Shale: so i am to understand the the painted elf is a "crow"?

Zevran: Not literally. but yes I am.

Shale: As in a bird?

Zevran:Is there another kind?

(paraphased) Shale:so you would crap over defenseless statues?

Zevran if given enough coin why not?

Shale: then the painted elf is to stay away from me. Or Else.

[Forsakerr]

DarkLordDaishi wrote...

Shale: I have question for the painted elf...
Zevran: painted elf? oh, that's me. I do like that.
Shale: so i am to understand the the painted elf is a "crow"?
Zevran: Not literally. but yes I am.
Shale: As in a bird?
Zevran:Is there another kind?
(paraphased) Shale:so you would crap over defenseless statues?
Zevran if given enough coin why not?
Shale: then the painted elf is to stay away from me. Or Else.

hehe i never got that one , true that i dont play  often with Zevran but i liked one with dog and shale it s something like
 
Shale : if i ever see a leg of yours lift in my direction , pow !

[Recidiva]

Brother Genitivi:



After all, no one wants to hear: “Willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanism that would send a sharpened spike up the arse of the unwary intruder.”

[Spitfire80]

My dog runs up to me in denerim,..kid in tow. And my char goes; "Where did you get that?!" And then dog wanting to keep him.

[Jisai]

I already have a ton of them, but as I have said previously, the one that has the most resounding impact, both ingame and out, is:

"Keep your wits about you mage... true tests, never end."

Modifié par Jisai, 28 novembre 2009 - 10:45 .

[Lotion Soronarr]

You know what we should do?



Use FRAPS to make a giant compilation of the funniest dialouges and most memorable companion moments in DA:O

Then put it on YouTube for the whole world to enjoy the greatness.

[Forumtroll]

Asschaps.

[Slim Warden]

The Circle of Magi origin when Jowan introduces you to Lily and you get the speech options



"This fat cow is you're lover"

[Ardept]

i liked the line from alsistair in the wilds when you see the hanging bodies;



'that just seems so excessive'

[Golgathon]

Orghan(sp) "First we show them our hearts, then we show them theirs!"

[Garagaal]

something along these lines



Shianni: you do remember what today is right?

PC: judging by your breath its get drunk before noon day

[Heldenbrand]

It's not a line so much has an image. My PC just finished ravishing Morrigan before the final battle when she makes her 'offer'. He still had the 'Momentum' graphic activated. I have to think that might have certainly made it the night to remember as she described it.

[Naqey]

I really love all the Alistair lines when he is all awkward about the other party members making insinuations about his romantic involvment with the female main char.



(Wynne telling him she realized he liked staring the female main, he denies doing so)

# Wynne: Of course.

# Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.



(Wynne trying to tell Alistair where babies come from)

# Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies come from!

# Wynne: Do you? Do you really?

# Alistair: I certainly hope so.

# Wynne: Oh, all right then. Aww, look, you're all red and mottled. How cute.

# Alistair: You did that on purpose!

# Wynne: Now, now Alistair, why would I do such a thing?

# Alistair: Because you're wicked. That frail old lady act? I'm so not fooled. I'm on to you now.



But I think I love that one most... I felt like I would never stop laughing when I got this one, especially Alistair's final line:



# Zevran: It did seem as if you just got going when all grew quiet. You are... feeling all right, yes? Perhaps you are tired?

# Alistair: We aren't talking about this, are we? Did I hit my head?

# Zevran: I have some roots from home that you may chew if you need energy. As for volume, perhaps you ought to try arching your--

# Alistair: Whoa! Whoa! Awkward!

# Zevran: You Fereldans are so finicky. How will you ever learn how to pleasure each other unless you talk about it?

# Alistair: not listening! La la la la la!

[Lillian Sword-Maiden]

Most of my favs. have already been mentioned, so I'll put the one between Isabella and Alistair when you go to the Pearl. x3
------
Isabella: I do, however, wish to get to know my potential student better, so we shall call for a drink and you will honer me with a game.
PC: Are there no other ways for us to get to know each other?
Isabella: Do you have.. something else in mind?
PC:We could board your ship. I'd like to see what's below deck.
PC: Isabella: Ooh, and now you've piqued my interest. It would surely be rude of me to decline such a.. delicious offer.
Alistair: Are you suggesting.. with her? I mean.. wow. And here I am, awake and everything.
PC: Why not?
Isabella: Perhaps your friend is feeling left out? There is always room for one more.. yes?
Alistair: Err.. Boundaries, hello? Are you really sure you want to.. you know...
PC: You could join in. It will be interesting, for both of us.
Alistair: Interesting, she says. Like it was a good book, or maybe a delightful pastry. Well, I'll say it. I am a weak, weak man. I'll guess I'll have to play along.
Isabella: Come, my ship is down by the docks, and I am sure you will find my cabins quite.. comfortable.

--screen fades to black and then everyone comes back to the Pearl--

Isabella: My dear, you wouldn't consider.. leaving Alistair with me, would you? Perhaps letting me borrow him for a week every summer? I'm sure we could work out a deal.
PC: Would you lend me your ship?
Isabella: Of course not! You would misuse the ship-- Which, I suppose, is exactly what I would do wit Alistair, though I suspect he would enjoy it while the ship wouldn't.
Alistair: Not that the idea of being borrowed isn't terribly fascinating, but let's not forget the darkspawn. There may not be a week every summer, or any summer.
Isabella: Darkspawn! Is this the only thing men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Breasts, firm buttocks, and wet frocks?
Alistair: Hmm.. wet frocks..

Modifié par Lillyhime, 29 novembre 2009 - 10:14 .

[MS3825]

I love Wynne talking to Dog and how she thinks he wants a long tail and he'd look good with antlers... then yells at him to bring back her magic staff.

[ComTrav]

Funny One:

Leliana: It must be a wonderful thing, to have spells.

Wynne: Wonderful to you, maybe. Not everyone feels the same way.

Leliana: That's silly. The Maker gave you magic, you must use it. I would like to be able to cast spells.

Wynne: You have magic, too. You have your music and your dance. You are more graceful then anyone I've ever met. I feel the Maker gives us all magic in our own way.

Leliana: Even Oghren?

Wynne: Oghren is a dwarf. He doesn't really come from the Maker.





Serious One:

Guardian of the Ashes: And you, the dwarf--

Oghren: I'll save you time. Yes, I feel like I failed my family. I wish I could've kept Branka happier with a bunch of little Oghrens so maybe she didn't become so obsessed with the Anvil of the Void. I have no family, no caste, and no honor. Yes, I've come to the surface because I barely feel like a dwarf anymore.

(That floored me. You think you know a guy...)

[hawat333]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

You know what we should do?

Use FRAPS to make a giant compilation of the funniest dialouges and most memorable companion moments in DA:O
Then put it on YouTube for the whole world to enjoy the greatness.

+5 approval rating

I began recording the "sten being soooftyy" dialogs anyways.

[Silensfurtim]

fat me a lulluby!

[stragonar]

Recidiva wrote...

Brother Genitivi:

After all, no one wants to hear: “Willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanism that would send a sharpened spike up the arse of the unwary intruder.”

seconded, i nearly fell out of my chair when he said that..also

"yes..swooping is bad." Alistair

[Tankenminnet]

ComTrav wrote...

Funny One:
Leliana: It must be a wonderful thing, to have spells.
Wynne: Wonderful to you, maybe. Not everyone feels the same way.
Leliana: That's silly. The Maker gave you magic, you must use it. I would like to be able to cast spells.
Wynne: You have magic, too. You have your music and your dance. You are more graceful then anyone I've ever met. I feel the Maker gives us all magic in our own way.
Leliana: Even Oghren?
Wynne: Oghren is a dwarf. He doesn't really come from the Maker.


Serious One:
Guardian of the Ashes: And you, the dwarf--
Oghren: I'll save you time. Yes, I feel like I failed my family. I wish I could've kept Branka happier with a bunch of little Oghrens so maybe she didn't become so obsessed with the Anvil of the Void. I have no family, no caste, and no honor. Yes, I've come to the surface because I barely feel like a dwarf anymore.
(That floored me. You think you know a guy...)

Hey, wow. Thanks for both of those dialogues, never seen them before in the thread and they are great! I'll bring Oghren with my on my 3rd playthrough lol

[Axterix]

Was playing my archery rogue today and chatted up Alistair, on his whole how he was brought up thing. Went down the path about how he was raised by dogs. The devout dogs. Thanks to my high cunning, had an option available I hadn't had previously, that had me cracking up. Was something like:



So, do you still write them? Though I understand your mother is quite a b****. (Cunning)

[Recidiva]

Axterix wrote...

Was playing my archery rogue today and chatted up Alistair, on his whole how he was brought up thing. Went down the path about how he was raised by dogs. The devout dogs. Thanks to my high cunning, had an option available I hadn't had previously, that had me cracking up. Was something like:

So, do you still write them? Though I understand your mother is quite a b****. (Cunning)

I always go for the Devout Andrastean, cheese-growling dog conversation.  How high was your cunning?

[Axterix]

Recidiva wrote...

I always go for the Devout Andrastean, cheese-growling dog conversation.  How high was your cunning?

Mid to High 30s, I think.

[pudi0072000]

Alistair: So all this time we've spent together... you know; the tragedy, the brushes with death, the constant battles with the whole Blight looming over us... will you miss it once it's over?



PC: Must you always joke about such things?



Alistair: Yes. Only one of the old sisters at the monastery used to never laugh at my jokes. No matter how hard I tried, she'd just glare at me and then rap me with her cane.



PC: I wish I had a cane to beat you with.



Alistair: Aw, that's sweet. See, that's why I like you. You're so sentimental.





It's not the dialogue so much as how he says it. It reminds me of Old Greg from the Mighty Boosh. I half expected him to show me his water-colors.