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[SarEnyaDor]

One of my favorites is at the end when female PC is going to be queen with Alistair



Alistair: ...the other Grey Wardens have sent questions. What should I tell them?

PC: Tell them the truth.

Alistair: You want me to tell them a maleficar worked a magic ritual to save your life and then ran off to have my demon-baby? No, I think I'll shake my head, and look dumb. I'm good at that.



Seriously brought a tear of mirth to my eye.

[Tankenminnet]

So uh... do you love me? Are you playing your lovegames with me?



I wish that would've been some obscur dialog branch with someone.

[LadyKarrakaz]

Here are some of my favorites lines, they made me laugh a lot:

Zevran's chains...


Not exactly a line, but Dog's "shopping" was hilarious


Wynne's magical bosom


So many other moments...

[Axterix]

Found another good dialogue I hadn't run across before. The conversation with Dog in camp, when Wynne wants to wash him. Tell her that's Dog is a war dog and is supposed to smell. She'll respond with something along the lines of:



Well, can he at least sleep over on the other side of the camp then, with Alistair?

That way, all the bad smells are located in one area.

[apantoliani]

Hm. Wet frocks.



Hehehehe. Asschabs. Or anything out of Oghren's mouth really. Or Shale.

[DarthWarden]

Oghren: Shave my back and fart me lullaby XD

[Prowler]

Trying to enter the Deep Roads:
Dwarven Guard: What's this?  A human?  We make these tunnels tall enough for humans?

When rescuing the queen:
PC: How do I know you're Queen Anora?
Anora: How do you suppose I answer that?  Shall I shove my crown under the door? Do you think the royal family has a secret knock?

And picking "Surprise me" three times at the Pearl.

[Justin2k]

Ohgren!! The greatest character ever.



When you talk to Felsi about Ohgren she tells you he got in a fight with a roast nug dinner at a wedding and lost. When you speak to Oghren he goes "The fight was rigged! That roast nug was armed" or something like that.



Had me in stitches. Also the dwarven criers are fantastic.

[BennyHartless]

Any lines lifted or paraphrased from other sources. "Aren't you a little short for a guard?" "Have fun storming the castle." Pretty much any banter between npcs in your party while walking around. The dialogue in this game is amazing.

[Justin2k]

BennyHartless wrote...

Any lines lifted or paraphrased from other sources.

"Ser I challenge you to a duel.  I demand satisfaction"

:-)

[Recidiva]

Alistair: Have I told you that I love you? I did? Well, it won't kill you to hear it again, will it?
Me: No. But I might kill you.
Alistair: (sweetest voice ever) Mood spoiler.

Modifié par Recidiva, 30 novembre 2009 - 02:23 .

[T1l]

"I know that this is a dream, but it is a good dream."



"People can not be easily summarised as in: "The Elves are a lithe pointy eared people that excel at poverty".'"



There are a lot of great lines for Sten. Of all the characters, I find him the most likable.

[Recidiva]

Trying to talk to Alistair right after the joining:



If the king wants to see you and Duncan, you probably shouldn't keep him waiting. He might get mad, start crying, you'll feel bad, and...well, it won't be pretty.

[Cirellion_Malevar]

Shale: "I want to glitter from ear to ear!"



and...



Zevran: "Pirate Zevran, reporting for duty! Prepare to be boarded!"



I laughed so hard at both of these I almost peed myself. :-P

[EricHVela]

I just got the one where Zevran tries to talk to Alistair about his... *techniques*.

[Finiffa]

Got this convo yesterday which totally cracked me up. Walking thru Denerim:



Leilana: I saw that!

Sten: What?

Leilana: You playing with that kitten

Sten: I did not!

Leilana: yes you did, with a string of twine

Sten: I was training it!

Leilana: You're a big softie

Sten I am not!

Leilana (teasing): SOOOOFTIIEEEE

[Kohaku]

apantoliani wrote...

Hm. Wet frocks.

Hehehehe. Asschabs. Or anything out of Oghren's mouth really. Or Shale.

This along with the "Where do babies come from?" lines with Wynne and Alistair.

[ToJKa1]

Sloth demon: "Can't you think anyone else than yourself for a change? I'm so very, very hurt!" Aww, i hurt a demon's feelings

Loghain: "How DARE you judge me?", really drove home the point that he seriously believed in what he did.

[andre_]

Lot's of awesome quotes in this thread, most of my favorites were already mentioned. Keep 'em coming

There's a particular dialog option which I just HAD TO choose in a very specific scenario. It was just... so perfect in that situation. But it's just funnier with the whole story...

So before the landsmeet, I told Queen Amora that I'll support her as new ruler in return for her support against her father. She asked what would happen to him, and because justice needs to be done I told her exactly that.

I went to the landsmeet, thinking I'd easily win the vote... I mean I rescued the tortured noble, had prove about the slavery in the alienage, Jowan poisoning Eamon, and now her vote. Piece of cake, am I right?

Well, finally she appeared at the landsmeet, in the middle of this huge emotional scene. You, as a player, could feel the tention - the importance of the upcoming decision about the whole of Ferelden. And suddenly that brat shows her real face and tells the nobles: "This Warden slandered and defamed Ferelden's greatest hero in a bid to put an imposter on Maric's thone". Uh... WHAT? I seriously didn't see that coming. Eventually I lost the vote, dispite all the evidences I collected half of my play time. Just... wow. The whole landsmeet chamber turned into a huge battlefield, tons of guards smashing their heads in, 2 mages in the background working hard on pushing this riot, archers all over the place firing like there's no tomorrow, and Loghain running in my direction screaming "FOR FERELDEN!!!". Holy crap, what the hell did just happen?

After kicking some butt and executing Loghain I was asked whom to put on the throne...

PC: I'd like to speak with Queen Amora.
Amora: Certainly.
PC: You're sort of a ruthless b*tch.
Amora: I prefer to think of it as having staunch determination. Was there a point you wanted to make?
PC: No, I just wanted to say it.

Bwaaaahhhaahaha, have fun rotting in the tower!

Well done Bioware, well done! I was just as stunned as my party because of all the scattershots coming at me!

[Bhatair]

paraphrasing from memory >.< two conversations between Alstair and Sten



Alistair: So, you were in that cage for 20 days, what did you do all that time? seems like a long time to be in one spot.



Sten: I posed riddles to passerbys and rewarded them with gifts for correct answers.



Alistair: Really? You're joking aren't you?



Sten: Yes.



---------Later on-------



Alistair: So what were you really doing in that cage all that time.



Sten: I entertained myself with an exercise. I would look at an object, and think of all the words in your language that began with the same letter as that object.



Alistair. You mean to say you sat in that cage for twenty days, playing I Spy... With yourself?!



Sten: There are many things in Ferelden that begin with the letter "G"



----



I laughed so, so hard.

[Anya_Mornhaven]

The whole monologue by Hespith in the Dead Trenches (before you find her and after she runs off) is disturbing in how calmly she speaks and how it contrasts with the vile things that have happened to her.

I especially loved the Lady of the Forest and her lines. "You are my maker, Zathrian. You gave me form and conciousness where none existed. I have known pain and love, hope and fear, all the joy that is life... Yet of all things, I desire nothing more than an end." It was really sad watching her being released from the curse, though it was the right thing to do.

[Jazharah]

Flashbacks from the Pearl:



1. After moaning turned into fearful yet ecstatic screams, Oghren's voice rings in the dark: "Woops, wrong room" ~dirty snickering~



2. Courtesan: "No honey, the collar is not for me" (to that extent)



Oh, and it may not be a 'line' so much, but the 'surprise me' option in the Pearl as a female (don't know about male) is next to Oghren's 'wrong room accident' one of the most hilarious things *EVER* in a game.

[Recidiva]

Alistair at the final battle:



Alistair: Well, Morrigan's ritual might save our lives, but we have to make sure the Archdemon doesn't squish us first. Let's kick its ass.



I wanted to say: "Squish? Did you just say..squish? Really? 'Kick it's ass' and 'squish' are all you've got? That's it. Breaking up with you now."

[Apophis2412]

Just found this page: http://dragonage.wik...m/wiki/Dialogue



It contains most of the party banter.