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[Apophis2412]

Wynne: I think you make her very happy.

Alistair: Not this again. I'm ready this time.

Wynne: I just wanted to say that this was something good, for both of you. Being a Grey Warden isn't easy. I'm glad you found each other.

Alistair: Oh, yes, I bet you are, indeed.

Wynne: Cherish this. It may not last.

Alistair: And?

Wynne: That's all I had to say.

Alistair: Really? No pinching my cheeks? No making me blush?

Wynne: Of course not. I like you, Alistair. You deserve to be happy.

Alistair: Not even pinching my cheeks a little?

[Justin2k]

Oghren: Ugh. Got something in my...Sod it.
Wynne: What are you... Never mind, I don't want to know.
Oghren: That's right. Keep your nose up. You know, just because we don't all live in some tower in the clouds doesn't mean we're worthless.
Wynne: I didn't...
Oghren: And furthermore, I don't think I appreciate the way you looked at me the other night.
Wynne: The way I... what?
Oghren: Oh, you remember. Those longing eyes, hungry for a bit of a tussle...
Wynne: I never looked at you, dwarf. Definitely not in that way.
Oghren: Oh, you're right. Must have been the dog.

-----

• Sten: Dwarf.
• Oghren: What?
• Sten: Stop tripping me.
• Oghren: Stop tripping yourself!
• Sten: If you were significant enough to notice, I wouldn't step on you.
• Oghren: Oh, well... your mother!
• Sten: ... That was disappointing. I expected better from you.
• Oghren: Sorry, I was in a rush.

Modifié par Justin2k, 30 novembre 2009 - 09:12 .

[Endurium]

Not laugh worthy but funny just the same; heard it for the first time while taking a female mage through the circle origin:



(Random Female Human Apprentice): "Gerta said the Templars watch us even while we bathe! I hope that's not true..."



Might explain why Cullen likes female mage player characters so much... pervert.

[Pawlem]

Oghren: Heh. So you and the Warden Huh?

Morrigan: I hope by Warden you don't mean Alistair

Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls?

Morrigan: (Chuckles) That remains to be seen.

Alistair: I'm standing right here.

[Malificis]

Anything Morrigan says specifically aimed at someone.



Anything Zavran says which revolves around sex or the situation you're in.



Anything Oghren says about anything.

[Alphram]

ComTrav wrote...

Funny One:
Leliana: It must be a wonderful thing, to have spells.
Wynne: Wonderful to you, maybe. Not everyone feels the same way.
Leliana: That's silly. The Maker gave you magic, you must use it. I would like to be able to cast spells.
Wynne: You have magic, too. You have your music and your dance. You are more graceful then anyone I've ever met. I feel the Maker gives us all magic in our own way.
Leliana: Even Oghren?
Wynne: Oghren is a dwarf. He doesn't really come from the Maker. 

I had this conversation, but had not recruited Oghren yet.  Instead of mentioning Ogrhen, Leliana mentions a girl she knew in Orlais who could tie cherry stems in knots with her tongue, and how the men were quite fascinated with this magic.  Wynne did not know quite how to respond to that.  Damn that had me laughing.

[Creston918]

Apophis2412 wrote...

Just found this page: http://dragonage.wik...m/wiki/Dialogue

It contains most of the party banter.

*faints*

[Justin2k]

Zevran: I think I have a joke for you, my fine dwarven friend.

Oghren: Just don't expect me to laugh.

Zevran: So a human, an elf, and a dwarf are walking down a trail beside a stream, and they stop to take a ******.

Oghren: All right. Things are lookin' up. Continue.

Zevran: After, the human takes out some soap and begins washing his hands. "We humans have learned how to be clean and hygienic," he says to the others. The elf begins picking some leaves off the trees and wipes his hands with them. "We elves do as tradition has taught us and use what nature has provided." The dwarf, meanwhile, has pulled up his trousers and is already on his way down the trail. "And our ancestors," he calls back, "taught us dwarves not to ****** on our hands!" (Laughs)

Oghren: Heh. Shows you what you know about dwarves.

[Recidiva]

Sten: "Either you have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to know nothing of regret."

[Recidiva]

Axterix wrote...

Was playing my archery rogue today and chatted up Alistair, on his whole how he was brought up thing. Went down the path about how he was raised by dogs. The devout dogs. Thanks to my high cunning, had an option available I hadn't had previously, that had me cracking up. Was something like:

So, do you still write them? Though I understand your mother is quite a b****. (Cunning)

Oooh!  I got that one now.

"All right, all right, I cannot match your rapier wit!"

Now we're talkin'.

[MatronAdena]

Oghren: Hmmm. So you can turn into animals, aye? Like cats and wolves?

Morrigan: When the desire strikes me.

Oghren: Have you ever... you know. "When in Tevinter..."

Morrigan: That's a most curious little mind you have, dwarf. And what if I had? Would that thought
comfort you during your lonely nights?

Oghren: Hmmm. Have you ever changed during--

Morrigan: Why are you suddenly asking me this?

Oghren: How do we know you're truly a woman? Or even human! You could be a chip mouse... or a nug! Ha! Imagine that!

Morrigan: Why, yes. I am actually a nug in human form. I have come to observe your kind.

Oghren: Huh. Nugs are good with extra sauce. I'm just saying.

Modifié par MatronAdena, 01 décembre 2009 - 03:38 .

[Lucy Glitter]

Another line I love:



"Atrast Nal Tunsha, Warden. May you always find your way in the darkness."



It was so hauntingly poetic.

[Walina]

Sten and Morrigan talk :



1) Morrigan though she could bully Sten by trying to flirt with.

2) Morrigan tell Sten how she imagine them sleeping together

3) Sten replied to her to her she will suffer so much that she will have to bite something to no scream.

4) Morrigan freaked out and stoped the conversation



Sten win! hehe.

[TheDrunkenPanda]

"Well, let's just forget about the toll. We'll leave you to your darkspawn-fighting, king-killing ways."



The encounter with the bandits outside of Lothering. I have no idea why, but the voice acting for the bandit leader is....perfect.

[Xaltar81]

Justin2k wrote...

Zevran: I think I have a joke for you, my fine dwarven friend.
Oghren: Just don't expect me to laugh.
Zevran: So a human, an elf, and a dwarf are walking down a trail beside a stream, and they stop to take a ******.
Oghren: All right. Things are lookin' up. Continue.
Zevran: After, the human takes out some soap and begins washing his hands. "We humans have learned how to be clean and hygienic," he says to the others. The elf begins picking some leaves off the trees and wipes his hands with them. "We elves do as tradition has taught us and use what nature has provided." The dwarf, meanwhile, has pulled up his trousers and is already on his way down the trail. "And our ancestors," he calls back, "taught us dwarves not to ****** on our hands!" (Laughs)
Oghren: Heh. Shows you what you know about dwarves.

Priceless.

[Lianaar]

'I am trapped here, what can I do?"

"You can die with dignity."

[Shiro_the_Gambler]

I don't have the exact quotation, but...

Shale: I have a question, Elder Mage.

Wynne: Must you call me that?

Shale: Would it prefer "Mage-that-is-past-its-prime-don't-mind-the-saggy-bits"?

[Genraku]

bandit in lothering after being intimidated by a mage:"I don't wanna be a toad!" *runs*

[Skellimancer]

Duncan's stuttering when i asked him to join my character in my room at nightfall.

Me: "May we speak later?"
Duncan: "Your father left you in charge of the castle? Then i will see you at dinner tommorow' if not sooner."

Me: "I would prefer sooner."
Duncan: "Then let us meet in the morning. I will seek you out before Ser Gilmore's testing. Would that be sufficient?"

Me: "what about tonight... in my room?"
Duncan: "I-I appreciate your enthusiasm, but it would be inappropiate for me to be in your quarters unescorted."

Modifié par Skellimancer, 01 décembre 2009 - 02:10 .

[Rhinna]

Love this line by Shale in a convo with my (female) pc:



"Now, let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?"

[kuurankuiskaus]

Helping Oghren with Felsi was hilarious no matter which lines you'd pick :´D



Oh, and Alistair's rose...

Alistair: "Here, look at this. Do you know what this is?"

PC: "Is this your new weapon of choice?"

Alistair: "Yes, that's right. Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!"



I also ended up giggling for minutes when I heard Alistair & Shale's discussion about pain. Alistair's screams were sooo amusing. Most of his dialogue is pure brilliance

[twincast]

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Modifié par twincast, 01 décembre 2009 - 08:47 .

[twincast]

Favorite? There's so many, but likely something about Wynne's bosom. The banter between her and Zev never fails to crack me up. XD

[Kosh_Naranek]

Despite me almost never using Oghren outside of the time I was forced to, I LOVED his line during the final battle. "First we'll show them our hearts....Then we'll show them *theirs*." The delivery is amazing.

[dheer]

Morrigan helping out with the Blackstone Irregulars notices of death made me laugh.

"Your man is dead. Get over it."