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[Travadonna]

orghen " where can i find some sauce with that rump roast" lol classic

[likeorasgod]

Walina wrote...

Sten and Morrigan talk :

1) Morrigan though she could bully Sten by trying to flirt with.
2) Morrigan tell Sten how she imagine them sleeping together
3) Sten replied to her to her she will suffer so much that she will have to bite something to no scream.
4) Morrigan freaked out and stoped the conversation

Sten win! hehe.

Yah he ask her if she had strong teeth.  Qunari woman teeth are strong enough that they can bite through leather.....

[Recidiva]

Just ran across this one again, which always makes me smile. Random conversation of two men behind the fence in Lake Calenhad:



Speaker 1: …isn’t that the point? We could all be figments of someone else’s imagination.

Speaker 2: Just players in a play?

Speaker 1: Exactly. You, I, everything- all a dream.

Speaker 2: But whose dream? And for whose amusement?

Speaker 1: Some being of cosmic power…sublime, enlightened beings.

Speaker 2: Cosmic power? What, you’re serious? They thought of all this grit, all the war, they bloody thought of boils? I’ve got a oil the size of your nose on my big toe, and some “beings” are enjoying this? Disturbed, sick bastards if you ask me.

Speaker 1: Ahem. I still maintain they’re…more enlightened than that.

Speaker 2: If I ever come across one of them, I’ll give them a what for.

[Thor Rand Al]

White Facon Veteran: Turn around and walk, stranger. This affair is for White Falcon's only.



PC: By order of the Guard, vacate the premisses.



White Falcon Veteran: Get a... load... Wait. I recognize you.



White Falcon Veteran: You - you're the Warden. Ah... mates, we was leaving.



White Falcon Veteran: Right now as a matter of fact. Sorry!







Talk about a chicken #### lol. N a big baby on top of it... He went runing to his Captain lmao

[tigrina]

Lots of good ones in here which I love. This Shale - Sten conversation ended.. rather unexpectedly for me though.

Shale:  I wish to say it has been pleasant fighting at the qunari's side.

Sten:  I feel the same. You are a remarkable construct, kadan. A warrior to be feared.

Shale:  No more than the qunari, surely. The way it strikes down its foes, marvelous!

Sten: I smile each time you roar a battle cry, knowing our foes tremble.

Shale: I could watch you fight all day long -- the skill you display, how the light plays on its muscles
          ...
          I mean yes. Well done. With the fighting.

Sten: You. As well.

Shale:  Right.

Modifié par tigrina, 03 décembre 2009 - 10:53 .

[Saurel]

paraphrasing: after you get to Lothering and Ser Bryant says he doesn't care who is king



"Its like people arguing who gets to be in charge of a Burning Cabin."

[Xandurpein]

Morrigan talking about "that girl" ... love the voice acting. Packing so much contempt in two words.

[Xandurpein]

Modifié par Xandurpein, 03 décembre 2009 - 12:20 .

[robertthebard]

Morrigan and Alistair in Lothering:



Morrigan: Watch your eyes, Alistair.



Alistair: Relax, it's not what you think.



Morrigan: Oh, what has you staring so?



Alistair: Your nose.



Morrigan: What's so fascinating about my nose?



Alistair: It looks exactly like your mother's.



Morrigan: I hate you so much.

[BadlyBrowned]

Morrigan and Dog at Camp:



Morrigan: A woman does not want to find a half eaten putrid hare in her unmentionables



PC: It can't be stinkier than what normally goes into them.





Definitely my favorite line the PC can say

[csmayer]

Some of the best quotes IMHO come from Zevran:

"And here I thought the Wonders of Thedas would be a **** house. Pity." (think something that rhymes with ore)
-
Warden: "You must think I'm royally stupid."
Zevran: "I think you're royally tough to kill. And utterly gorgeous. Not that you'll respond to simple flattery. But there are worse things in life than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess."
-
Shale: "Order me to do something."
Warden: "Give Zevran a hug."
Zevran: "Now, now. I don't care much for foreign objects invading my personal space. Well... usually."
-

or ... just have a good read in here:
http://dragonage.wik...vran's_Dialogue

HIGH... wait for it ...larious!


ohoh! Edit:
Best one imho - since it's a reference to Full Metal Jacket

"You tend to get up to interesting things. You meet interesting
people and then you kill them. I'm game to tag along, if you are."

Modifié par csmayer, 03 décembre 2009 - 02:45 .

[BadlyBrowned]

Another one of my favorite PC lines:



*PC gets knocked out during combat, and after enemies are defeated*



PC: I see that I have bested my enemies even while unconscious, I am THAT amazing.

[Visenya]

csmayer wrote...

ohoh! Edit:
Best one imho - since it's a reference to Full Metal Jacket

"You tend to get up to interesting things. You meet interesting
people and then you kill them. I'm game to tag along, if you are."

Funny because the same lines reminded me of D.Weber's & J.Ringo's trilogy March upcountry, though the words went somewhat like: join the marines, you'll travel across the galaxy, meet exotic creatures and kill them. I guess we may see references where there even aren't any.

Anyway, I stumbled across this today:
"Afternoon, stranger. You looking for a stool to share a brew?"
possible reply: "You looking for a fist to share your face?"
For some reason I had a minute long laugh after reading that one.

[Marcus Aurelius]

I love orphan ollie: first "My parents are especially dead", then when you talk to that group of beggars again hes like "and my parents are still dead", in his handicapped voice

[Never]

Playing the human noble origin as a female, when Howe talks about maybe bringing his son to see you next time you have the option,



PC: "To what end?"

Howe: "To what end, she says. Hah. So glib too, she's just like her mother when she talks like that."



The way he says it is so perfectly disgusting. Tim Curry did an amazing job.

[Ulrik the Slayer]

Crier: "News of the Hour. Lord Harrowmont arrested, pending execution. Epic Fail."

[Kreidian]

mynameisdanza wrote...

Playing the human noble origin as a female, when Howe talks about maybe bringing his son to see you next time you have the option,

PC: "To what end?"
Howe: "To what end, she says. Hah. So glib too, she's just like her mother when she talks like that."

The way he says it is so perfectly disgusting. Tim Curry did an amazing job.

If you've ever seen video of Tim Curry doing these voice overs, he actually looks more menacing and evil in real life then his character does saying those same lines in the game. 

[Herr Uhl]

Kreidian wrote...

mynameisdanza wrote...

Playing the human noble origin as a female, when Howe talks about maybe bringing his son to see you next time you have the option,

PC: "To what end?"
Howe: "To what end, she says. Hah. So glib too, she's just like her mother when she talks like that."

The way he says it is so perfectly disgusting. Tim Curry did an amazing job.

If you've ever seen video of Tim Curry doing these voice overs, he actually looks more menacing and evil in real life then his character does saying those same lines in the game. 

There should be a game where an life-like facial animation of Tim Curry oz style should be the main villain.

[CBGB]

"Evil doesn't worry about being good."

- to Leliana

[Jester8183]

I'm not sure if this one has been entered, but I just came across it:



Me: "Why don't Qunari raise their own children?"



Sten: "It obviously didn't work for you."



Me: "Cute."



Sten: "I liked it."



It cracked me up that Sten totally zinged me.

[Allyahnah]

My favorite dialogue ever comes from Alistair and his wealth of witty sarcasm. He's followed closely by Ohgren's lewd drunken dialogue. Gods I love this game!

[Rhinna]

I just found this gem the other day - totally cracked me up:



Zevran was talking to Shale, asking if Shale missed not being able to make love..the talk progressed, and then came this gem:



Shale: "Golums are controlled by whoever holds their rod"



Zevran: "Funny, it's the same way with us"



ROFLMAO omg priceless :-)

[NatOreN]

My forever favorite is this;



Alistair: "I, myself, never had the pleasure. Not that I haven't thought about it, but... You know.

PC: "Oh, I see. You lack the proper parts."

Alistair: "Oh, that's funny. Your cruel japes will be remembered, ser. If you hear sobbing later, that's me crying myself to sleep."



The way he delivers it is absolutely golden.