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[Tianx]

Morrigan to Alistar:  " I would rather talk about your mother."

[You Are Here]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned it but, one guard to another:



"Did you just fall off a cart full of stupid?"

[Tirigon]

Talking with Alistair about where he comes from:

...

Ali: I was raised by flying dogs from Anderfels, who were devout andrastians. Or maybe it was just a dream. Sleeping on the cold ground gives you strange dreams. Do you have strange dreams?

Female PC: Only the ones involving you and me making mad love in my tent.





PC asks Zevran to come into the tent for the 20th or so time.

Zevran: Work, Work, Work...

[CREinstein]

Talking with the dwarf in the caves just after killing Branka..



(not exact by even far, but the jist of it)



PC: Do you get upset at her with that female dwarf?



Dwarf: I get upset just thinking of their naked bodies, rolling on a cave floor, the licking, kissing... uhhh, I need some time in my tent to polish my sword!





So funny to see him first hate it, then picture it, then run off excited

[CREinstein]

Oghren: Just the thought of the two of them together, kissing and licking and intertwined on the Deep Roads... I'm, ah, just going to go back to my tent for a moment. Excuse me.

[B33ker]

I got screenshots of some of this conversation in Lothering, wish I had gotten them all but didn't realize where this banter was going when it started.  I think the opening line had Alistair asking Morrigan about her and I or something.

Morrigan - "If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours Alistair, you'll be the first to know.

Alistair - "That...was so not what I meant"

Morrigan - "Perhaps we should go and tell him together about your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely."

Alistair - "Uh-huh. I think we're done here"

Morrigan - "Done before you started, in fact."

Modifié par B33ker, 14 décembre 2009 - 09:25 .

[EricHVela]

Shale: So you see me winning the affection of another golem, do you? Most golems are slaves to whomever holds their control rods.

Zevran: Funny, it works exactly the same way for us as well.

[EricHVela]

Zevran (to Shale): Here, take that templar fellow. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to *hop borders* is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.



Alistair (not quite understanding what was just said): A challenge? I'd happily hop borders, given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden!

[Atmosfear3]

"You looking for a fist to share your face?"

[Thor Rand Al]

Alistair: I get it. I get it. Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.

PC: I don't know. That could be a great distraction

Alistair: Me shimmying down the darkspawn line? Sure, we could kill them while they roll around laughing.

Duncan: (Sigh)

[EricHVela]

Zevran: Well, she was quite marvelous... except for the butter face.

Leliana: The butter what?

Zevran: Butter face. Everything's marvelous *but her face*.

Leliana: You're a bad man.

[SnakeStrike8]

Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie.



Anyone guess where that line is from?

[Darthain]

Whatever is up with the sexual conversation between Sten and Morrigan, I can't decide whether he is serious but it is just ridiculous.



And ofcourse "elves are a lithe pointy eared people who excel at poverty.

[Mikazukinoyaiba2]

SnakeStrike8 wrote...

Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie.

Anyone guess where that line is from?

It's only been posted on the internet everywhere for 2 long miserable years.

[SnakeStrike8]

Mikazukinoyaiba2 wrote...

SnakeStrike8 wrote...

Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie.

Anyone guess where that line is from?

It's only been posted on the internet everywhere for 2 long miserable years.

DAO hasn't been out for 2 long years.
Oh, I get it.
No, Sten actually says that line himself. In the game. You see?

[Andromal]

Enchantment!

[TweaktheReaper]

There are so many pages to weed through so if this has been said already, apologies.



"So you're not only a bastard, but a royal bastard!"

Or something to that effect =D

[InvaderErl]

Oghren: Mr. Charm... That's me.

[Nokturnal Lex]

SnakeStrike8 wrote...

Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie.

Anyone guess where that line is from?

"The Cake is a lie" i've heard that before i just couldn't put my finger on where... so remind me lol

Yea and I totally LoL'd at "Wanna share my fist with your face?"

A good one also

"Golem toss Oghren as far as you can"

"Hey, there'll be no dwarf tossing!"

And..

"Nan's head exploded and my hound ate the kitchen staff"

Modifié par Nokturnal Lex, 15 décembre 2009 - 07:14 .

[Ski Mask Wei]

"Maker spit on you! I deserved...more!"

-Howe

[Namirsolo]

My favorites are all Zevran lines.

PC: Would you like to join me in my tent?
Zevran: Ah, is there something in  your tent that needs assasinating?
PC: Oh, I forgot about that.
Zevran: Which part? The part where I am an assasin who was once contracted to kill you?
PC: You could have another shot at me if you'd like.
Zevran:  Are we still speaking of your tent? If so, I’d be happy to oblige, provided a few rules of engagement are agreed upon.
PC:“Which rules of engagement might those be?
Zevran: Well, let’s see. If we’re going to tumble, let’s even things up a little. Hand to hand combat, no armor, no
clothing, wearing nothing but our sweat. What do you say?

Zevran: I'm so glad you are pleased. It is really quite something to find such enthusiasm in one's companions.
Dog: (esctatic bark!)
Zevran. I agree. Go team. Hurrah. (amazing delivery)

I also like if you choose him to duel Loghain he says "Am I the only
one who sees the irony in this? Ah well. I do love to work in front of
an audience."

And if he's in love with you and you take him twith you to the archdemon.
"By your side I would willingly storm the gates of the Dark City itself, do not doubt it."

Oh and one that doesn't involve Zevran but makes me laugh every time.
Random dwarf: How would you like a stool to share some ale?
Pc: How would you like a fist to share your face?

Modifié par Namirsolo, 15 décembre 2009 - 09:47 .

[Sable Phoenix]

The best conversation in the game.

Leliana's voice actress is fantastic, and this is her crowning jewel of delivery.  The way she says "softie!" just makes me want to cuddle her like a stuffed toy, and the giggles are so... so genuine and infectious.  And Sten's longsuffering "I hate humans" is just the crowning contrast to Leliana's jubilance.  I cannot help but completely crack up at that conversation no matter how many times I listen to it.

[Nokturnal Lex]

Wynne: Do you know of the stories of the grey wardens?
Me: I know they had griffons in them.
Wynne: Griffons, alas it seems to be the only thing people remember about the stories of old.
Me: I wish I had a griffon.
Wynne: Well sadly they've all passed, blah blah blah Wanna hear a story?
Me: Does it have griffons in it?
Wynne: Maker's mercy, it's like talking to a child!
Me: So... does it have griffons in it or not?
Wynne: Yes, it has griffons in it... blah blah blah... and they arrived with the beatings of wings like mighty war drums and stood before the armies of men.
Me: Griffons?
Wynne: Yes... griffons, now listen to the rest of the story, blah blah blah
Me: I like happy endings.

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Leilanna: You're not all stone shale, there is a person inside of you.
Shale: If so, it is because I ate him.

Modifié par Nokturnal Lex, 15 décembre 2009 - 02:21 .

[Tirigon]

Sten and Dog "talk":

Sten: GRRRRRR

Dog (angry): Grrr

Sten: GRRRRRRRR

Dog: Grr Grrrrr

Sten: You are a proud warrior.

Dog (happy): Wau!